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Old 02-06-2017, 02:38 PM   #1
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What's your best poker story?

Hi I've played poker for a couple years now, have seen a number of cool things take place. I'll tell you about the most memorable hand I've played in.

So, I was dealt pocket 6's. A third 6 landed on the flop, along with a 2 and a Queen. A few bets are placed, and then one dude raises by going all-in. I call. There's another guy left in the hand who has his cards covered. I don't see him. I turn up my cards revealing my set of 6's. The guy on my left turns up his cards to reveal a set of 2's and lays them down. I double facepalm myself, realizing I just made a horrible blunder. The turn is the 2 of diamonds. This makes a flush for the guy still in the hand but gives me a full house, and thus I win the hand. My horrible blunder ironically ended up saving me a ton of money. The dude on my left obviously would have called had I not shown my cards, and he would have won with quads.

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Old 02-06-2017, 11:18 PM   #2
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Re: What's your best poker story?

I've got a really interesting story:

Hi I've played poker for a couple years now, have seen a number of cool things take place. I'll tell you about the most memorable hand I've played in.

So, I was dealt pocket 6's. A third 6 landed on the flop, along with a 2 and a Queen. A few bets are placed, and then one dude raises by going all-in. I call. There's another guy left in the hand who has his cards covered. I don't see him. I turn up my cards revealing my set of 6's. The guy on my left turns up his cards to reveal a set of 2's and lays them down. I double facepalm myself, realizing I just made a horrible blunder. The turn is the 2 of diamonds. This makes a flush for the guy still in the hand but gives me a full house, and thus I win the hand. My horrible blunder ironically ended up saving me a ton of money. The dude on my left obviously would have called had I not shown my cards, and he would have won with quads.

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Old 02-06-2017, 11:20 PM   #3
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Re: What's your best poker story?

I have an amazing story too:

Hi I've played poker for a couple years now, have seen a number of cool things take place. I'll tell you about the most memorable hand I've played in.

So, I was dealt pocket 6's. A third 6 landed on the flop, along with a 2 and a Queen. A few bets are placed, and then one dude raises by going all-in. I call. There's another guy left in the hand who has his cards covered. I don't see him. I turn up my cards revealing my set of 6's. The guy on my left turns up his cards to reveal a set of 2's and lays them down. I double facepalm myself, realizing I just made a horrible blunder. The turn is the 2 of diamonds. This makes a flush for the guy still in the hand but gives me a full house, and thus I win the hand. My horrible blunder ironically ended up saving me a ton of money. The dude on my left obviously would have called had I not shown my cards, and he would have won with quads.

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Old 02-06-2017, 11:42 PM   #4
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this site is circling the toilet bowl
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Old 02-07-2017, 12:16 AM   #5
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I once got pocket aces and lost!
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Old 02-07-2017, 12:33 AM   #6
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So anyway

I have an amazing story too:

Hi I've played poker for a couple years now, have seen a number of cool things take place. I'll tell you about the most memorable hand I've played in.

So, I was dealt pocket 6's. A third 6 landed on the flop, along with a 2 and a Queen. A few bets are placed, and then one dude raises by going all-in. I call. There's another guy left in the hand who has his cards covered. I don't see him. I turn up my cards revealing my set of 6's. The guy on my left turns up his cards to reveal a set of 2's and lays them down. I double facepalm myself, realizing I just made a horrible blunder. The turn is the 2 of diamonds. This makes a flush for the guy still in the hand but gives me a full house, and thus I win the hand. My horrible blunder ironically ended up saving me a ton of money. The dude on my left obviously would have called had I not shown my cards, and he would have won with quads.

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Old 02-07-2017, 12:52 AM   #7
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Old 02-07-2017, 04:59 PM   #8
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I never had pocket aces in my life
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Old 02-07-2017, 06:01 PM   #9
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Re: What's your best poker story?

Hi I've played poker for a couple years now, have seen a number of cool things take place. I'll tell you about the most memorable hand I've played in.

I flopped 2 jacks and had pocket jacks too. I was new to poker at the time and went all
In. The player called with kings. I asked am I allowed to show him? He got mad like
He just turned red cuz he was beat by a rookie and I even
Wanted to
Show but wasn't sure it was kosher to do lol

Also, I once got pocket aces and lost!
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Old 02-07-2017, 06:49 PM   #10
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I never lost an all in with pocket aces
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Old 02-08-2017, 05:32 AM   #11
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I once got pocket aces and lost!
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Old 02-08-2017, 11:51 AM   #12
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Re: What's your best poker story?

This one beats all your stories:

So, I was dealt pocket 6's. A third 6 landed on the flop, along with a 2 and a Queen. A few bets are placed, and then one dude raises by going all-in. I call. There's another guy left in the hand who has his cards covered. I don't see him. I turn up my cards revealing my set of 6's. The guy on my left turns up his cards to reveal a set of 2's and lays them down. I double facepalm myself, realizing I just made a horrible blunder. The turn is the 2 of diamonds. This makes a flush for the guy still in the hand but gives me a full house, and thus I win the hand. My horrible blunder ironically ended up saving me a ton of money. The dude on my left obviously would have called had I not shown my cards, and he would have won with quads.

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Old 02-08-2017, 11:55 AM   #13
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Old 02-08-2017, 01:42 PM   #14
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Re: What's your best poker story?

I guess I can share mine as well

Hi I've played poker for a couple years now, have seen a number of cool things take place. I'll tell you about the most memorable hand I've played in.

So, I was dealt pocket 6's. A third 6 landed on the flop, along with a 2 and a Queen. A few bets are placed, and then one dude raises by going all-in. I call. There's another guy left in the hand who has his cards covered. I don't see him. I turn up my cards revealing my set of 6's. The guy on my left turns up his cards to reveal a set of 2's and lays them down. I double facepalm myself, realizing I just made a horrible blunder. The turn is the 2 of diamonds. This makes a flush for the guy still in the hand but gives me a full house, and thus I win the hand. My horrible blunder ironically ended up saving me a ton of money. The dude on my left obviously would have called had I not shown my cards, and he would have won with quads.

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Old 02-08-2017, 01:54 PM   #15
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Re: What's your best poker story?

Ok so my aces story wasn't actually true. This is my real best story:


So, I was dealt pocket 6's. A third 6 landed on the flop, along with a 2 and a Queen. A few bets are placed, and then one dude raises by going all-in. I call. There's another guy left in the hand who has his hand in his pants covered. I don't see him. I turn up my cards revealing my set of 6's. The guy on my left is now furiously beating his schlong and is about to come. I double facepalm myself, realizing I just made a horrible blunder. The turn is the 2 of diamonds. My neighbour asks me if I can help him finish and I do. My horrible blunder ironically ended up saving me a ton of money but because I jacked him off I got some money back. The dude on my left obviously would have called had I not shown my cards, and he would have won with quads so I probably would need to give him a blowjob to get my ****ing money back.
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Old 02-08-2017, 04:24 PM   #16
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Re: What's your best poker story?

So, I was dealt pocket 6's. A third 6 landed on the flop, along with a 2 and a Queen. A few bets are placed, and then one dude raises by going all-in. I call. There's another guy left in the hand who has his cards covered. I don't see him. I turn up my cards revealing my set of 6's. The guy on my left turns up his cards to reveal a set of 2's and lays them down. I double facepalm myself, realizing I just made a horrible blunder. The turn is the 2 of diamonds. This makes a flush for the guy still in the hand but gives me a full house, and thus I win the hand. My horrible blunder ironically ended up saving me a ton of money. The dude on my left obviously would have called had I not shown my cards, and he would have won with quads.

So, I was dealt pocket 6's. A third 6 landed on the flop, along with a 2 and a Queen. A few bets are placed, and then one dude raises by going all-in. I call. There's another guy left in the hand who has his cards covered. I don't see him. I turn up my cards revealing my set of 6's. The guy on my left turns up his cards to reveal a set of 2's and lays them down. I double facepalm myself, realizing I just made a horrible blunder. The turn is the 2 of diamonds. This makes a flush for the guy still in the hand but gives me a full house, and thus I win the hand. My horrible blunder ironically ended up saving me a ton of money. The dude on my left obviously would have called had I not shown my cards, and he would have won with quads.

So, I was dealt pocket 6's. A third 6 landed on the flop, along with a 2 and a Queen. A few bets are placed, and then one dude raises by going all-in. I call. There's another guy left in the hand who has his cards covered. I don't see him. I turn up my cards revealing my set of 6's. The guy on my left turns up his cards to reveal a set of 2's and lays them down. I double facepalm myself, realizing I just made a horrible blunder. The turn is the 2 of diamonds. This makes a flush for the guy still in the hand but gives me a full house, and thus I win the hand. My horrible blunder ironically ended up saving me a ton of money. The dude on my left obviously would have called had I not shown my cards, and he would have won with quads.
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Old 02-08-2017, 05:31 PM   #17
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Old 02-08-2017, 08:45 PM   #18
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Really good stories ITT, heres mine.

I've played poker for a couple years now, have seen a number of cool things take place. I'll tell you about the most memorable hand I've played in.

So, I was dealt pocket 6's. A third 6 landed on the flop, along with a 2 and a Queen. A few bets are placed, and then one dude raises by going all-in. I call. There's another guy left in the hand who has his cards covered. I don't see him. I turn up my cards revealing my set of 6's. The guy on my left turns up his cards to reveal a set of 2's and lays them down. I double facepalm myself, realizing I just made a horrible blunder. The turn is the 2 of diamonds. This makes a flush for the guy still in the hand but gives me a full house, and thus I win the hand. My horrible blunder ironically ended up saving me a ton of money. The dude on my left obviously would have called had I not shown my cards, and he would have won with quads.

Interesting, right? What is your most memorable poker hand?
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Old 02-09-2017, 09:47 AM   #19
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Wow. You people have absolutely no lives do you?
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Old 02-09-2017, 09:51 AM   #20
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Wow. You people have absolutely no lives do you?
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Old 02-09-2017, 10:32 AM   #21
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Re: What's your best poker story?

I've got a really interesting story:

Hi I've played poker for a couple years now, have seen a number of cool things take place. I'll tell you about the most memorable hand I've played in.

So, I was dealt pocket 2's. A third 2 landed on the flop, along with a 6 and a Queen. A few bets are placed, and then one dude raises by going all-in. There's another guy left in the hand who calls and reveals his set of 6's. I fold my 2's face-up. Guy double facepalms himself. The turn is the 2 of diamonds. This makes a flush for the guy still in the hand but gives facepalm a full house. His horrible blunder ironically ended up saving him a ton of money. I obviously would have called had facepalm not shown his cards, and would have won with quads.

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Old 02-09-2017, 10:41 AM   #22
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Goodbye kiddies! Enjoy your little playpen. Remember not to stay up past bedtime!
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Old 02-09-2017, 11:15 AM   #23
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Old 02-09-2017, 02:15 PM   #24
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Wait, is it too late to post mine?

So, I was dealt pocket 6's. A third 6 landed on the flop, along with a 2 and a Queen. A few bets are placed, and then one dude raises by going all-in. I call. There's another guy left in the hand who has his cards covered. I don't see him. I turn up my cards revealing my set of 6's. The guy on my left turns up his cards to reveal a set of 2's and lays them down. I double facepalm myself, realizing I just made a horrible blunder. The turn is the 2 of diamonds. This makes a flush for the guy still in the hand but gives me a full house, and thus I win the hand. My horrible blunder ironically ended up saving me a ton of money. The dude on my left obviously would have called had I not shown my cards, and he would have won with quads.
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Old 02-09-2017, 04:40 PM   #25
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I made quads deuces on deuces wild video poker
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