BASICALLY I AM BEING BADBEATED ALL THE TIME
I AM A PROFESSIONAL POKER PLAYER AND I PLAY A GTO STRATEGY SO I'M NEVER WRONG AND TOTALLY NOT AN AUTISTIC COKED UP WHALE


Party, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Preflop: Hero is BB with 9 J
UTG folds, MP raises to $2.60, 2 folds, SB raises to $10, Hero raises to $18, MP folds, SB calls $8

Flop: ($38.60) Q 5 J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $19.50, SB calls $19.50

Turn: ($77.60) 5 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($77.60) 8 (2 players)
SB bets $141.81 and is all-in, Hero calls $76.20 and is all-in
Results: $230 pot ($3 rake)
Final Board: Q 5 J 5 8
SB showed A 3 and won $227 ($113.30 net)
Hero mucked 9 J and lost (-$113.70 net)


Party, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players

SB: $218.48 (218.5 bb)
BB: $93.17 (93.2 bb)
UTG: $110.58 (110.6 bb)
MP: $313.46 (313.5 bb)
CO: $260.78 (260.8 bb)
Hero (BTN): $239.39 (239.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 7 3
3 folds, Hero raises to $2.29, SB raises to $7.87, BB folds, Hero calls $5.58

Flop: ($16.74) J 2 A (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $8, SB calls $8

Turn: ($32.74) 6 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($32.74) A (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $23.33, SB calls $23.33

[spoil]Results: $79.40 pot ($3 rake)
Final Board: J 2 A 6 A
SB showed K K and won $76.40 ($37.20 net)
Hero showed 7 3 and lost (-$39.20 net)

Are you hoping I turn this into another sexy thread?

Maybe

You might want to re-think that 'TOTALLY NOT AN AUTISTIC DRUGGED UP WHALE' part.

DONE

also

Small stakes PLO
MartinK1979 is my favourite 2+2 member forever (hes down EV 40 buy ins, but if it wasn't for variance he would be down just 60 buy ins)

I also think you need to buy a new keyboard bec your caps lock's broken.

Edit: Oh, it fixed itself, nm.

Yeah sorry, I get over excited sometimes

Type w/ your left hand, relieve your anxiety w/ your right, imo.

Howard is turning tips in this thread?!

If he was he'd have 4 hole cards ldo

but I'm winning at PLO
NLHE is my degen state

DEGENERATION

Fold more rivers

No strat in BBV!

Sorry, I didn't know.

Ban him pls
he's ruining my beautiful baby

Shirley you don't mean me?

We can never ban the Howard.

The Howard bans YOU.

True

And don't call me Shirley.

tl;dr is the goto cliché move for you, but you have time to make up stories. funny world

Eat my pepe

Is that the alt right racist frog?