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09-25-2015 , 11:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick_AA
Holy **** I just saw this thread and horrific graph and assumed you played PLO.

This is NL? I have no chance at this game. Game is 90% fate 5% math and 10% ******.
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name
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09-26-2015 , 11:57 AM
    Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37129203

    MP2: 11,153 (15.9 bb)
    MP3: 4,416 (6.3 bb)
    CO: 4,701 (6.7 bb)
    BTN: 8,244 (11.8 bb)
    SB: 9,175 (13.1 bb)
    BB: 29,642 (42.3 bb)
    UTG+1: 15,346 (21.9 bb)
    UTG+2: 10,357 (14.8 bb)
    Hero (MP1): 9,955 (14.2 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A A
    2 folds, Hero raises to 9,870 and is all-in, 3 folds, BTN calls 8,159 and is all-in, 2 folds

    Flop: (18,133) 9 J 7 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
    Turn: (18,133) 5 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
    River: (18,133) 8 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

    Results: 18,133 pot
    Final Board: 9 J 7 5 8
    BTN showed A T and won 18,133 (9,889 net)
    Hero showed A A and lost (-8,244 net)



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    Lets keep running good good good!
    this is what i ****ing mean **** my ****ing ****ing ****ty****edlife Quote
    09-26-2015 , 02:11 PM
    you bust out yet??
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    09-26-2015 , 02:23 PM
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    09-26-2015 , 11:57 PM
      Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37129274

      Hero (BTN): 3,138 (15.7 bb)
      SB: 7,306 (36.5 bb)
      BB: 8,159 (40.8 bb)
      UTG+2: 4,010 (20.1 bb)
      MP1: 1,960 (9.8 bb)
      MP2: 3,940 (19.7 bb)
      MP3: 812 (4.1 bb)
      CO: 4,530 (22.7 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is BTN with J J
      3 folds, MP3 raises to 792 and is all-in, CO folds, Hero calls 792, SB folds, BB raises to 8,139 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,326 and is all-in

      Flop: (7,288) Q A 7 (3 players, 3 are all-in)
      Turn: (7,288) 2 (3 players, 3 are all-in)
      River: (7,288) K (3 players, 3 are all-in)

      Results: 7,288 pot
      Final Board: Q A 7 2 K
      Hero showed J J and lost (-3,138 net)
      BB showed 7 2 and won 7,288 (4,150 net)
      MP3 showed 6 6 and lost (-812 net)



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      summary for how i am running its a 3.3+R dont bash me too hard

      Last edited by ChanY; 09-27-2015 at 12:04 AM.
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      09-27-2015 , 03:02 PM
      and i bust ak vs qj
      im going to have a massive tantrum
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      09-27-2015 , 07:57 PM
      via Imgflip Meme Maker

      Last edited by the_tubapol; 09-27-2015 at 07:57 PM. Reason: look at all the ****s I give
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      09-28-2015 , 12:36 PM
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by the_tubapol
      lol do ur relative slove the bbc
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      09-28-2015 , 01:50 PM
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      09-28-2015 , 02:52 PM
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by the_tubapol
      Im glad this lady came along. Anne Gedes pictures are to serene, we need more of the crying baby. Jill Greenberg I salute you for bring balance to this world.
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      09-28-2015 , 03:37 PM
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by Morphismus
      ****ing A++++++++
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      10-25-2015 , 12:10 PM
      Bump. Moar beats required.
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      11-02-2015 , 07:21 AM
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by Majik1973
      Bump. Moar beats required.
      I dont think he survived his tantrum

      rip chay
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      11-19-2015 , 12:29 AM
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by Morphismus
      Omg dying laughing
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      11-20-2015 , 02:40 AM
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by ChanY
        Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37111409

        Hero (MP1): 6,679 (33.4 bb)
        MP2: 9,680 (48.4 bb)
        MP3: 5,060 (25.3 bb)
        CO: 6,831 (34.2 bb)
        BTN: 10,484 (52.4 bb)
        SB: 2,765 (13.8 bb)
        BB: 1,980 (9.9 bb)
        UTG+1: 6,321 (31.6 bb)
        UTG+2: 4,990 (25 bb)

        Preflop: Hero is MP1 with J 9
        2 folds, Hero raises to 400, 2 folds, CO raises to 1,000, 3 folds, Hero calls 600

        Flop: (2,525) A 5 2 (2 players)
        Hero checks, CO bets 1,000, Hero calls 1,000

        Turn: (4,525) 7 (2 players)
        Hero checks, CO checks

        River: (4,525) 2 (2 players)
        Hero bets 2,200, CO calls 2,200

        Results: 8,925 pot
        Final Board: A 5 2 7 2
        Hero showed J 9 and lost (-4,225 net)
        CO showed 5 K and won 8,925 (4,700 net)



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        11-20-2015 , 04:58 AM
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by Morphismus

        This and the old lady one nearly killed me
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        11-25-2015 , 05:36 PM
        im alive
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        11-25-2015 , 06:12 PM
        Darn
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        11-28-2015 , 02:01 AM
        Ak losing to QJ isnt a beat and neither is anything else when you're playing chzburger stakes
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        11-28-2015 , 08:12 AM
        Just read through the whole thread. 10/10 and I can't stop laughing.
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        11-28-2015 , 08:16 AM
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by trent32la
        Just read through the whole thread. 10/10 and I can't stop laughing.

        10/10 with rice
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        12-04-2015 , 12:47 AM
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by aaarkhangelsk
        10/10 with rice
        With soy sauce too, lmao.
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        12-13-2015 , 09:39 PM
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