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09-14-2015 , 06:14 PM

#126

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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09-14-2015 , 06:23 PM

#127

ChanY

adept

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admit im pretty unlucky

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09-14-2015 , 06:38 PM

#128

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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You just cant fold

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09-14-2015 , 07:12 PM

#129

meekrab

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,790

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Originally Posted by FranFran

You just cant fold

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09-14-2015 , 07:36 PM

#130

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,740

Last hand was pretty much an abortion on every street and thats not even a troll. But w/e, its your money, enjoy losing it.

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09-15-2015 , 02:20 AM

#131

Majik19

confirmed pervert

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09-15-2015 , 05:02 PM

#132

alexrjl

adept

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,058

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Originally Posted by The Bukafax

Wow.

First of all why does your pokerstars clients go on about lagers when posting your blinds?

Second of all, you are like a 10 year old or something. Born in 1995 and think you are the unluckiest. Go look in some history books if you want unlucky.

Third of all, you will never win the storm if you are unlucky.

Fourth of all, you live in Northern Europe. Hellmuth has doomed your kind.

LOL Mathaments

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09-15-2015 , 06:20 PM

#133

ChanY

adept

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Originally Posted by alexrjl

LOL Mathaments

math is idiotic

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09-15-2015 , 06:27 PM

#134

bigben241

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2015 Posts: 373

idk op, mb move up to where they respect your raises?

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09-15-2015 , 07:09 PM

#135

redjoey777

newbie

Join Date: Aug 2015 Posts: 21

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Originally Posted by ChanY

Poker Stars, $50 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37117212

Hero (SB): 3,110 (20.7 bb)
BB: 3,400 (22.7 bb)
UTG+1: 2,695 (18 bb)
UTG+2: 3,025 (20.2 bb)
MP1: 3,000 (20 bb)
MP2: 3,115 (20.8 bb)
MP3: 6,145 (41 bb)
CO: 2,830 (18.9 bb)
BTN: 2,680 (17.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with T

2 folds, MP1 raises to 300, MP2 calls 300, 2 folds, BTN calls 300, Hero calls 225, BB folds

Flop: (1,530) 7

(4 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks, MP2 bets 600, BTN folds, Hero calls 600, MP1 folds

Turn: (2,730) T

(2 players)
Hero bets 2,190 and is all-in, MP2 calls 2,190

River: (7,110) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 7,110 pot
Final Board: 7

Hero showed T

and lost (-3,110 net)
MP2 showed Q

and won 7,110 (4,000 net)

Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.

guys **** your mom on your dads back THIS IS ****ING CRAZY ****ING HELL ****ING HELL

Do you hate winning money?

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09-15-2015 , 07:32 PM

#136

ChanY

adept

Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 1,139

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Originally Posted by redjoey777

Do you hate winning money?

by no means a standard call but felt he had some kind of jack and i was getting a really good price and i made no misstake against his actual hand.

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09-15-2015 , 09:31 PM

#137

WateryBoil

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 5,762

wow good call with 55, you got unlucky there, just...

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09-16-2015 , 02:07 AM

#138

ChanY

adept

Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 1,139

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Originally Posted by WateryBoil

wow good call with 55, you got unlucky there, just...

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Dem pot odds tho gambool it up and stop ****ing your pets bro its not healthy

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09-16-2015 , 02:57 AM

#139

WateryBoil

Pooh-Bah

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BUT THEY HAVE TIGHT VAGINAS

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09-16-2015 , 03:15 AM

#140

Majik19

confirmed pervert

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Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

I agree but BBV has been complete aids this year so this is still in the top 5 of the year. Low content thread most months has been the best thread.

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09-16-2015 , 03:21 AM

#141

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

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lol calling T7o in sb lol lol

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09-16-2015 , 04:32 AM

#142

LOLCh1pPorn

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 4,580

55: jam pre
T7o: fold pre

probably best to just abort pre

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09-16-2015 , 07:09 AM

#143

ChanY

adept

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You cockknockers ill coach you for a discount inbox me

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09-16-2015 , 07:39 AM

#144

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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I'll inbox your mom

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09-16-2015 , 09:45 AM

#145

ChanY

adept

Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 1,139

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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

I'll inbox your mom

Lol your mom pays your "girlfriend" to pretend to love you so you dont feel like a loser. LOL, and I think i saw your mom post on 2+2 under the name BBClover1952

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09-16-2015 , 10:55 AM

#146

ChanY

adept

Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 1,139

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Originally Posted by LOLCh1pPorn

55: jam pre
T7o: fold pre

probably best to just abort pre

dude you were supposed to be swalled, would t7 from the BB be equal madness? pot odds bro non suited shiny odds

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09-16-2015 , 11:34 AM

#147

Majik19

confirmed pervert

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I think op grew up on a farm.

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09-17-2015 , 02:20 PM

#148

Rob_10108

A GIF from God

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Congrats op, you have successfully given everyone that has opened this thread ebola.

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09-17-2015 , 04:05 PM

#149

ChanY

adept

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Originally Posted by Rob_10108

Congrats op, you have successfully given everyone that has opened this thread ebola.

Lol you were born from the wrong hole

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09-17-2015 , 04:08 PM

#150

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

you'll never reproduce for the same reason.

Last edited by Majik19; 09-17-2015 at 04:09 PM. Reason: post moar beats

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