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08-26-2015 , 08:47 AM

#51

Anyway

adept

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 887

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Originally Posted by Majik1973

I'll allow it.

Wat have u done.

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08-26-2015 , 08:47 AM

#52

Clevername69

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 1,472

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08-26-2015 , 11:43 AM

#53

vrael111

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 2,958

You lost bro

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08-26-2015 , 11:52 AM

#54

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

you were never in front and played the hand like an abortion.

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08-26-2015 , 06:40 PM

#55

ChanY

adept

Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 1,140

Poker Stars, $6.82 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37086468

UTG+1: 10,522 (13.2 bb)
UTG+2: 11,762 (14.7 bb)
Hero (MP1): 43,145 (53.9 bb)
MP2: 16,298 (20.4 bb)
MP3: 48,116 (60.1 bb)
CO: 27,716 (34.6 bb)
BTN: 19,310 (24.1 bb)
SB: 8,786 (11 bb)
BB: 6,893 (8.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with J

2 folds, Hero raises to 1,600, MP2 raises to 16,198 and is all-in, 5 folds, Hero calls 14,598

Flop: (34,496) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (34,496) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (34,496) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 34,496 pot
Final Board: Q

Hero showed J

and lost (-16,298 net)
MP2 showed A

and won 34,496 (18,198 net)

Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.

****IGN HELL **** ME ****ING HELL WHY DOES THIS ****ING **** KEEP HAPPENING **** MY LIFE

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08-26-2015 , 06:45 PM

#56

beermeplease

banned

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 575

Only cheeseburgers bro, relax

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08-26-2015 , 06:47 PM

#57

ChanY

adept

Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 1,140

for the chiplead **** me

if anyone wants signed tissues with my tears just inbox me

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08-26-2015 , 06:52 PM

#58

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

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08-26-2015 , 09:01 PM

#59

ChanY

adept

Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 1,140

FINAL ****ING 3 IN THE HOT 44 LETS ****ING GO **** ME IN THE ARSE LETS JUST WIN ONE TIME **** ME **** ME **** ME 11/27 ATM ILL KEEP YOU ****ING UPDATED CHANYYYYYYYYYYY

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08-26-2015 , 09:08 PM

#60

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Tilt post incoming.

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08-26-2015 , 09:08 PM

#61

ChanY

adept

Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 1,140

shoved AK utg with 13 bb utg+1 had TT and some ultra shortstack called with aq and I busted in 22nd ****ing ****ing ****ing place

Last edited by ChanY; 08-26-2015 at 09:18 PM.

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08-26-2015 , 09:11 PM

#62

ChanY

adept

Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 1,140

i cant take this anymore

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08-26-2015 , 09:37 PM

#63

Cantrell

banned

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 557

I cant wait til luck evens out and OP is 12 bet bluffing isildur in the wcoop main

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08-26-2015 , 09:47 PM

#64

truefish

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 474

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChanY

busted the hot 11 in 23th place meh, reshoved a2o in the bb 8 BB deep
meeeeeeeeeeeeh, can this be my thread where i cry about busting tounreys=

You don't deserve to win. Go stab your ankle.

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08-26-2015 , 10:25 PM

#65

ChanY

adept

Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 1,140

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantrell

I cant wait til luck evens out and OP is 12 bet bluffing isildur in the wcoop main

**** yes

Quote:

Originally Posted by truefish

You don't deserve to win. Go stab your ankle.

celexa ftw bro **** the world ftw

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08-27-2015 , 03:28 AM

#66

WateryBoil

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 5,762

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChanY

shoved AK utg with 13 bb utg+1 had TT and some ultra shortstack called with aq and I busted in 22nd ****ing ****ing ****ing place

aaaahahahahahahahahahahah

good job fish

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08-27-2015 , 05:08 AM

#67

bombonca

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 1,423

You don't deserve to win a tourney, you cry and complain too much.

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08-27-2015 , 05:25 AM

#68

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Why tf you always short stacked

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08-27-2015 , 07:34 AM

#69

LOLCh1pPorn

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 4,580

Dude you need to put in some work

here's a couple of basic principles that you should've known already:

- Pick spots to bluff so you don't have to go to showdown, you know how they never call you when you cbet top set on a dry board? Just do that with 5hi and autoprofit

- NEVER move all in, always leave 1 chip behind and try to call it off on the flop. You'll be near drawing dead too, but you now have odds to call

- If there are people who played poker before in the tourney, you might consider not playing it

- Have a curse jar at your grindstation, and deposit $5 in it every time you curse. Now when you bust a tourney, it doesn't matter, you will autoprofit via the profanities

Above is really, really basic strat. PM me for paid coaching (2 big mac/hr)