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10-23-2018 , 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
Mr. H0RUS your memorializing the banishment of Prick-i is respectable and appreciated.
it was only right.

rip

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Originally Posted by Tuma
nick petrangelo - the young lumberjack in the upswing promotion. i did some research and after consulting the actuary tables it appears online MTTs are the most insane torture in the world of poker today.
some people just want to watch the world burn.
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10-25-2018 , 02:18 PM
OP, I'll pay you 200€/hr to suc my d

Spoiler:
I usually cum in 3-4 minutes tho
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10-25-2018 , 03:25 PM
your mom does more for less
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10-26-2018 , 08:14 AM
Dont know if this is a level or not OP but anyway, besides all those altruistic suggestions you already got itt. Quit poker, quit that forum. Do some exercices, get a new positive mindset. Read some books abt getting out of debts, study (if you can) and learn a new job to be able to earn more than 2k. Learn how to spend the least possible. Try to get an extra job that makes you at least 250 pounds a month. Use that income to pay back your debt etc... But you ll never be able to win that money back through poker. you ll end up losing much more.
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10-27-2018 , 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by swissodds
Dont know if this is a level or not OP but anyway, besides all those altruistic suggestions you already got itt. Quit poker, quit that forum. Do some exercices, get a new positive mindset. Read some books abt getting out of debts, study (if you can) and learn a new job to be able to earn more than 2k. Learn how to spend the least possible. Try to get an extra job that makes you at least 250 pounds a month. Use that income to pay back your debt etc... But you ll never be able to win that money back through poker. you ll end up losing much more.
You leading here would not be for value... You would be leading as a semi-bluff.

Checking here would not be to induce. You would be checking to call, possibly for pot control, or to take a free card.

Also opening Q9d is not the worst, but I would just be cognizant that it is on the looser side, which isn't career ending if you know how to navigate your game post flop.

I know people will be probably say opening Q9d is a bad open in a vacuum, but again if someone has some good logic behind it and can navigate flops properly, opening Q9d on occasion is fine.

However my advice for you would be just to cut hands like this out of you ep opening range until your game improves and you can quantify why you are opening hands like this and how you're going to follow through on certain flop textures against certain villains, this is exploitative and can be done profitably, despite the naysayers.

I'm not sure overall how your game is, I am making some assumptions given how many posts you have and the simple fact that you think leading on a board like this would be for value, so I think it may be safe to say that maybe you're fairly inexperienced. Which is ok.

Please don't be discouraged either. Kinda have to develop some thick skin on this forum, can be quite the pissing contest as people get burned for making seemingly simple mistakes. Keep grinding and playing hands like this can lose you some money initially but if your willing to keep learning, you can learn some trusty nuggets on how to play hands more profitably, as well as learning other dynamics that go into a poker hand.

Good luck!!! Keep asking questions!!!
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10-28-2018 , 12:34 AM
re load with this months wages and try again, don't be a weak ass quitter
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10-28-2018 , 12:35 AM
must've just been paid end of oct?, get grind on teh mind and ship teh nickels in Sunday Milly?
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10-28-2018 , 06:54 PM
You people are pathetic.
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10-28-2018 , 07:28 PM
Thanks. Your mom was impressed though.
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10-28-2018 , 09:55 PM
The ice cream man was impressed with your tiny dick.
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10-29-2018 , 12:20 AM
Honestly the fact that you know I have a tiny dick leads me to believe you are, in fact, your mum.
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10-29-2018 , 05:07 PM
Why not cut your dick off and shove it up your ass? Only way you get to have anal. LOL
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10-29-2018 , 05:33 PM
But that is literally the opposite of how we did last night so I'm just confused now.
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10-29-2018 , 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by AskTheZoltar
Why not cut your dick off and shove it up your ass? Only way you get to have anal. LOL
i cut my dick off so your mom could pleasure herself while im at work
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10-30-2018 , 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by H0RUS
i cut my dick off so your mom could pleasure herself while im at work
So she gave the meaning of "staying fed" a whole new dimension!
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10-30-2018 , 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by H0RUS
i cut my dick off so your mom could pleasure herself while im at work
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Originally Posted by Sheep86
So she gave the meaning of "staying fed" a whole new dimension!
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11-07-2018 , 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by dazuup
Hi everyone,
I have been playing poker for the last 3 years, I think I have tried every type of poker - Holdem, Omaha, Mixed games, cash, turnaments, online, live. I really love the game, it feels amazing to bink a turnament or hero call and be right. For the last year I have not played a lot but I been watching a lot of poker on twitch. My favoutite streamer is Lex, I also watch Jaime and Matt Staples, Tonkaa, K Martin and a couple more. I really like it and I feel like I am learning a lot about the game.
Around 2 years ago I would play a lot without any fundimentals, I was a loosing player and I did not follow any bankroll managment. I would play higher than I should just to chace my losses. I was borrowing money from lenders without thinking about the consiquences. So now I am in debt for around £15k and I just don't know what to do. Each month my expenses exceeds my income. I work full time getting paid just over £2k, but it just isn't enough to pay everything.
I know it's all my fault, I just don't know how to get out of this hole I made. If anyone has any advice, please..
Everyone else is just going to make fun of you, but i'm going to give you real advice.

Borrow another £15k asap, play hard, and win it all back!
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11-07-2018 , 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Black Peter
Everyone else is just going to make fun of you, but i'm going to give you real advice.

Borrow another £15k asap, play hard, and win it all back!
Paging DLuo....
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11-11-2018 , 04:12 AM
Self exclude from the sites and casinos, set up a payment plan with the lenders, play some play money to scratch the itch, learn the game some more--not just from twitch guys, then come back and try again once your debt is zero. Good luck op.
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11-11-2018 , 05:26 PM
I voted 5 stars
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11-11-2018 , 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by H0RUS
I knew I shouldve watched your mom take that plan b pill with my own eyes.
I can't wait to use this line on one of my kids
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11-12-2018 , 09:54 AM
wat?
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11-12-2018 , 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Rapidesh123
You leading here would not be for value... You would be leading as a semi-bluff.

Checking here would not be to induce. You would be checking to call, possibly for pot control, or to take a free card.

Also opening Q9d is not the worst, but I would just be cognizant that it is on the looser side, which isn't career ending if you know how to navigate your game post flop.

I know people will be probably say opening Q9d is a bad open in a vacuum, but again if someone has some good logic behind it and can navigate flops properly, opening Q9d on occasion is fine.

However my advice for you would be just to cut hands like this out of you ep opening range until your game improves and you can quantify why you are opening hands like this and how you're going to follow through on certain flop textures against certain villains, this is exploitative and can be done profitably, despite the naysayers.

I'm not sure overall how your game is, I am making some assumptions given how many posts you have and the simple fact that you think leading on a board like this would be for value, so I think it may be safe to say that maybe you're fairly inexperienced. Which is ok.

Please don't be discouraged either. Kinda have to develop some thick skin on this forum, can be quite the pissing contest as people get burned for making seemingly simple mistakes. Keep grinding and playing hands like this can lose you some money initially but if your willing to keep learning, you can learn some trusty nuggets on how to play hands more profitably, as well as learning other dynamics that go into a poker hand.

Good luck!!! Keep asking questions!!!
Lol your posts are pretty on point

Last edited by swissodds; 11-12-2018 at 03:10 PM.
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