So I decide to play some stupid $25 tournament while watching the Vikings and Purple Jesus play like **** and get there... and this is what happens when a limidonk plays an nlhe tournament. I think this is super neato, but, alas, it will probably get ripped.



superstar222: -- --
mrivers77: -- --
andwhatthen: 8h 8d
sittingbull7: -- --
kungfooey: -- --
jkapprc: -- --
Murphdogg07: -- --
KeltHighland: -- --
Schumann23: -- --

Pre-flop:

sittingbull7 folds. kungfooey folds. jkapprc folds.
Murphdogg07 calls. KeltHighland folds. Schumann23
folds. superstar222 folds. mrivers77 calls.
andwhatthen checks.

Flop (board: Qh Kd 4h):

mrivers77 checks. andwhatthen checks. Murphdogg07
bets 525. mrivers77 folds. andwhatthen calls.

Turn (board: Qh Kd 4h Ks):

andwhatthen checks. Murphdogg07 checks.

River (board: Qh Kd 4h Ks Qs):

andwhatthen checks. Murphdogg07 bets 525.
andwhatthen calls.



Showdown:

Murphdogg07 shows 5h 5d.
Murphdogg07 has 5h Qh Kd Ks Qs: two pair, kings and queens.
andwhatthen shows 8h 8d.
andwhatthen has 8h Qh Kd Ks Qs: two pair, kings and queens, eight kicker.

And I know I should of raised pf or w/e, but this guy LRR 3 times, twice showed a monster. Other time he limped and got to showdown it was 22 vs a shorty shove. I don't play well in tournaments. As witnessed by this entire hand. And this is probably very standard, getting 353453:1 w/ his range, he doesn't bet anything I beat, doesn't check turn w/ anything I don't beat, etc, etc, etc. This post is terrible, etc, etc, etc.

Their defense looked pretty tight.

yep.

donk call.

they play bad but still play better than the average tournament player?

This is a $25 tournament on UB. I would stake a monkey over the players I'm playing. It is rather hilarious.