What to do if you need to dump? - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

Im sitting at 3 final tables and i have like the most epic need of taking a dump. the break is 45 minutes away, and my battery is not charged. What to do?
I have been thinking about ****ting my pants, but they're to expensive...

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11-22-2012 , 05:12 PM

bumblebee99

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http://www.pokerstars.co.uk/mobile/

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11-22-2012 , 05:19 PM

runlikegump

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Originally Posted by bumblebee99

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How could I forget??!!! looool. thanks you saved my pants!

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11-22-2012 , 05:59 PM

Bene Gesserit

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JHC

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11-22-2012 , 06:00 PM

DasCoupe

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11-22-2012 , 06:11 PM

Doc T River

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I clicked on the thread thinking there could be two meanings to the word dump. Unfortunately, it wasn't the one I was hoping for.

Last edited by Doc T River; 11-22-2012 at 06:12 PM. Reason: If I have to go, I sit out. Poker is not worth soiling my pants and the chair.

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11-22-2012 , 07:46 PM

Don Stefanello

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11-22-2012 , 08:14 PM

K Da C

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Eat the sht with chopsticks

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11-22-2012 , 08:49 PM

aloofkid

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What I do is I use a remote access from my BB PlayBook, it is connected using local network through my wifi. I'm sure if you have iDevice like iPod, iPad or iPhone there are a lot of apps for that.

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11-22-2012 , 09:36 PM

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malleebull1

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9 man SNG's don't count as FT's bro

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11-23-2012 , 12:25 AM

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Pleeeasefold

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I've had two final tables at same time in 150+ players in each.

Spoiler:

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11-23-2012 , 12:34 AM

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Tsgrinder

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I think "drop a deuce" is more pc.

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11-23-2012 , 05:05 AM

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evildeadalive

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most restrooms have outlets do they not?

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11-23-2012 , 11:12 AM

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Tryst_

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curl off a poop on ur pee bottle

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11-23-2012 , 11:21 AM

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LOL POT-ODDS

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Originally Posted by Tryst_

curl off a poop on ur pee bottle

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11-23-2012 , 11:50 AM

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runlikegump

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Originally Posted by malleebull1

9 man SNG's don't count as FT's bro

Damn!, And i thought i was being a solid player..

You crushed my dreams sir

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11-23-2012 , 11:54 AM

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tultfill

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Just find a good spot, you'll make it. 3 tables is nothing. I 24table and sometimes I make it w/o timing out, pooping ultrafast and really hard. Sometimes you need to divide it too, like running in, taking a dump, running back to computer clickign some...then run back to the bathroom to wipe the ass. No ****stains on the floor as of yet.

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11-23-2012 , 12:00 PM

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Don Stefanello

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^loled irl

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11-23-2012 , 12:15 PM

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LOL POT-ODDS

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lol

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11-23-2012 , 12:43 PM

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omnishakira

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Originally Posted by tultfill

I agree, it's all about timing

like when i 15 table and I've been folding 8 hands super fast in a row, I'd say ive good chance of making it without sitouts. Also when im running to the toilet I look back at my computer (till I cant see it anymore) and if a table pop up I go back and wait for another good timing

You can always stick a bunch of toilet paper in your arseholl if you have to come back and cant make it in 1 time to prevent **** stain

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11-23-2012 , 12:51 PM

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Tryst_

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arseholl itt

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11-23-2012 , 01:05 PM

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Don Stefanello

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solid strat posts itt

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11-24-2012 , 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleeeasefold

I've had two final tables at same time in 150+ players in each.

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Those are big final tables if there are 150+ people at each.

Don't believe you sir.

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11-24-2012 , 01:21 AM

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kevmode

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I am glad I clicked this thread for the lulz.

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11-24-2012 , 05:44 AM

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Pleeeasefold

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Originally Posted by BlazeWithMe

Those are big final tables if there are 150+ people at each.

Don't believe you sir.

True story, happened two years ago, am trying to do it again but it's not easy, I was fish on heater

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