Well, well, well...
09-01-2015
, 03:11 PM
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What is your favorite item on the Taco Bell menu?
The new daredevil grillers are legit
Do you wear you sunglasses at night?
In da club
If you could get one thing from Elvis what would it be?
Fried peanut butter and banana sandwich
House is on fire, all persons(except you)/pets have made it out, you can only grab one thing on the way out, what do you grab?
fleshlight
Dream car? post pic.
2016 trans am
Would you make sweet love to the truck pictured above?
[B] [ ] truck [B/]
Best flavor of Pringles?
cheese
What, in your opinion is the lamest thing you ever infracted/banned someone for?
[B] sexual slurs [B/]
What kind of shoes do you prefer?
[B]all white tennis shoes [B/]
Worst single hand poker loss (by$)?
~2.5k
Best and Worst movie you ever watched all the way through?
shawshank redemption. When darkness falls
God comes to you and says that he is eliminating all but one form of intoxicant, he let's you pick the one to be spared what do you choose?
booze
You have a 1k$ prop bet that requires you to be thrown out of a zoo, how do you go about it? (you have to pay any fines/jail time incurred)
when the chimp shows penis, lick the glass
How much would you pay for the opportunity to kick either Sammy or Cragoo where it hurts?
bout tree fiddy
Would you rather
A) Win the WSOP ME and win at poker again (aka the Jamie Gold route)
B) Min cash through 2.5xbi 95% of the tourneys you play for the rest of your life
Allan Kessler is a god
You just won $250k in a poker tournament, taxes aren't an issue (let's say it happened somewhere where they don't report income and your offshore account is untraceable). The casino hosting this tournament has every table game, 3 top-notch strip clubs, a ultra-exclusive cigar lounge where the house scotch is Johnny Blue, 7 five-star restaurants and more. As part of the prize package you receive one week in the penthouse sweet. How much of that 250k comes home with you?
ideally a lot more but if a big loser I spend more
If the zombie apocalypse started within 15 miles of your house, how long do you think you would last and why?
At least 2 weeks. Have guns. Ammo. Food.
Theme song for your life?
gimme shelter
What do you see as the biggest problem facing the world today?
shortage of resources
Who plays you in the biopic about your life?
Johnny depp
You haven't complained recently about the volume of questions in your well, does this mean we are starting to perform satisfactorily in your eyes?
these are better questions
If your spirit animal had to be a sea creature, what would it be? (be specific)
great white
Free pass to throw a handful of sand directly into the eyes of a celebrity, who do you pick?
Kanye west
What are your feeling on your performance in last month's LC/NC thread?
Strong. Wish I had more time. Good team effort though
One person (dead or alive) to go on 4-day non-stop drug/drink rampage with?
Jimi Hendrix
Favorite kind of cheese?
Pepper jack
Are you in to video games? If so, top 5 of all time
The new daredevil grillers are legit
Do you wear you sunglasses at night?
In da club
If you could get one thing from Elvis what would it be?
Fried peanut butter and banana sandwich
House is on fire, all persons(except you)/pets have made it out, you can only grab one thing on the way out, what do you grab?
fleshlight
Dream car? post pic.
2016 trans am
Would you make sweet love to the truck pictured above?
[B] [ ] truck [B/]
Best flavor of Pringles?
cheese
What, in your opinion is the lamest thing you ever infracted/banned someone for?
[B] sexual slurs [B/]
What kind of shoes do you prefer?
[B]all white tennis shoes [B/]
Worst single hand poker loss (by$)?
~2.5k
Best and Worst movie you ever watched all the way through?
shawshank redemption. When darkness falls
God comes to you and says that he is eliminating all but one form of intoxicant, he let's you pick the one to be spared what do you choose?
booze
You have a 1k$ prop bet that requires you to be thrown out of a zoo, how do you go about it? (you have to pay any fines/jail time incurred)
when the chimp shows penis, lick the glass
How much would you pay for the opportunity to kick either Sammy or Cragoo where it hurts?
bout tree fiddy
Would you rather
A) Win the WSOP ME and win at poker again (aka the Jamie Gold route)
B) Min cash through 2.5xbi 95% of the tourneys you play for the rest of your life
Allan Kessler is a god
You just won $250k in a poker tournament, taxes aren't an issue (let's say it happened somewhere where they don't report income and your offshore account is untraceable). The casino hosting this tournament has every table game, 3 top-notch strip clubs, a ultra-exclusive cigar lounge where the house scotch is Johnny Blue, 7 five-star restaurants and more. As part of the prize package you receive one week in the penthouse sweet. How much of that 250k comes home with you?
ideally a lot more but if a big loser I spend more
If the zombie apocalypse started within 15 miles of your house, how long do you think you would last and why?
At least 2 weeks. Have guns. Ammo. Food.
Theme song for your life?
gimme shelter
What do you see as the biggest problem facing the world today?
shortage of resources
Who plays you in the biopic about your life?
Johnny depp
You haven't complained recently about the volume of questions in your well, does this mean we are starting to perform satisfactorily in your eyes?
these are better questions
If your spirit animal had to be a sea creature, what would it be? (be specific)
great white
Free pass to throw a handful of sand directly into the eyes of a celebrity, who do you pick?
Kanye west
What are your feeling on your performance in last month's LC/NC thread?
Strong. Wish I had more time. Good team effort though
One person (dead or alive) to go on 4-day non-stop drug/drink rampage with?
Jimi Hendrix
Favorite kind of cheese?
Pepper jack
Are you in to video games? If so, top 5 of all time
Halo
Tiger woods pga
FIFA
Mario cart
09-01-2015
, 05:08 PM
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09-01-2015
, 08:27 PM
Plo. Gii with AA55ds otf. Flopped set of 5s and nut flush draw and a gutter to the straight flush. He had flopped a bigger set and held somehow. Flop was like 23T
09-01-2015
, 08:30 PM
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Last edited by Majik19; 09-01-2015 at 10:30 PM.
Reason: added original text before evil Morph edit trick.
09-08-2015
, 03:56 AM
09-08-2015
, 03:30 PM
Not yet
Ship the nickels
I will ask when drunk obv
I will ask when drunk obv
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