Whatever floats your boat

I don't think the mods allow those kind of things, but don't worry I won't tell them

good

Not available in Cambo either, you better listen to some proper Khmer tunes anyways. It's for your own good

"Well hung ploghboy". Sung to the melody of Glen Campbell - Rhinestone Cowboy. Surprisingly the song is available on Spotify.

He’s been ploughin’ the fields all day
Walkin’ behind that bay
And he thinks to himself from behind she’s a good lookin’ horse!

So he’s pulled back under a tree
And he waits for the horse takes a pee
And he lifts up its tail and makes sure that it’s a she

And he sees this huge vagina
And he thinks what could be finer
So its down with the reigns
And down with the overalls too

He’s a well hung ploughboy
Sneakin’ up on his horse
And having intercourse
He’s a well hung ploughboy
And the smile on his horse
Cos it feels no remorse

(here’s my part)
He roots it with great force

When he comes home for supper
His wife says ‘You’re a horse ****er!’
‘I’ve been to see a lawyer just today’
‘And I want a divorce’
Why?
‘Because you ****ed that horse’
‘I’ve been down the field watchin’ you all day’
You were up behind that horse
You were pumping with great force
The horse don’t mind the pain
As he hangs on to it’s mane
And he just stand still and says
‘Giddup! Move back!’ x7

He’s a well hung ploughboy
Sneakin’ up on his horse
And having intercourse
He’s a well hung ploughboy

Great audience thank-you very much
No worries trendsetters we got a lot more to come
Its gonna be comedy marathon
It’s a long show
Well ladies and gentlemen, that was Rodney and he certainly was a funny prick!
So lets have a big round of applause for Rodney!
Come on here I am!
Big round of applause for Rodney!

yeah that'll be a ban in any decently sanitized forum

This was a big hit it back in the day, even you could only buy it if you were 18. The title means "Claudia has a German Shepard". I think you can think of the rest...



There is a part 2 song where she upgrades to a horse.

You can't be banned for quoting Australian gospel.

Energy is getting expensive

no facial?

Prolly a lot moar available, and they will try to upsell...

IT'S FRIDAY, I'M IN LOVE

Word on the street is it's a good friday...

So sorry Colin; I just found out!

Central Otago’s Great Easter Bunny Hunt cancelled this year

Happy Easter anyway!

I hope you won't be dancing today, Sammy

I danced this morning, naked, infront of an audience. Applaus was given

yikes

Morph's about to call the morality police!

It's Easter, Morph's in church. The guy is super religious, believes God is real and stuff like that.

You believe your applause was not for you stopping the performance with your sauna friends ASAP

Don't insult Sammy. He's Australian now.

His penis grew an extra inch when that happened.

He needs to plough some horses first for that to happen

Sheep watched a Denmarkian movie: Den skyldige. Sheep liked it. Has the Sammy seen it?

...is it "Dogma"?