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04-06-2023 , 01:27 PM

#51

Morphismus

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Are you even dancing right now?

04-06-2023 , 01:35 PM

#52

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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I'm not dancing right now, even though I'm allowed to!

04-06-2023 , 02:57 PM

#53

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

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Y'all better go to church right now, it's for your own good

04-06-2023 , 03:09 PM

#54

Morphismus

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Dance, mmmKay!

04-06-2023 , 03:12 PM

#55

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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bad music

04-06-2023 , 03:13 PM

#56

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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FWWM's the kind of guy to go to church if he gets his willy washed afterwards

Last edited by Mr.mmmKay; 04-06-2023 at 03:28 PM.

04-06-2023 , 03:13 PM

#57

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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I'm almost dancing to this song right now

04-06-2023 , 03:16 PM

#58

suitedjustice

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The New Testament does seem to be into feet somewhat, with all that washing and anointing. Maybe Tarantino should make a Bible epic for his last film.

04-06-2023 , 03:27 PM

#59

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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The old testament was about cutting off foreskin, let's hope Tarantino doesn't find out about that!

04-06-2023 , 03:33 PM

#60

suitedjustice

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I'm part of two generations of American boys with mutilated genitals. Hell, I couldn't walk for almost a year afterwards.

04-06-2023 , 03:33 PM

#61

Morphismus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

I'm almost dancing to this song right now

...but you're just nodding your head, right?

Last edited by Morphismus; 04-06-2023 at 03:41 PM.

04-06-2023 , 03:38 PM

#62

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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Sometimes I nod my head so much it almost looks like I'm headbanging!

04-06-2023 , 03:39 PM

#63

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

I'm part of two generations of American boys with mutilated genitals. Hell, I couldn't walk for almost a year afterwards.

Yikes

04-06-2023 , 03:41 PM

#64

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

I'm part of two generations of American boys with mutilated genitals. Hell, I couldn't walk for almost a year afterwards.

And you couldn't get it up for like 10 years.

04-06-2023 , 03:42 PM

#65

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Does Morph have the worst taste in music in the world?

04-06-2023 , 03:42 PM

#66

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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probably

04-06-2023 , 03:48 PM

#67

RacerExTex

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

The old testament was about cutting off foreskin, let's hope Tarantino doesn't find out about that!

I think the New Testament is more about happy endings!

Spoiler:

04-06-2023 , 04:04 PM

#68

Morphismus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Does Morph have the worst taste in music in the world?

no

04-06-2023 , 04:11 PM

#69

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Thanks for confirming my notion.

04-06-2023 , 04:16 PM

#70

Morphismus

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We can't all listen to Kevin Bloody Wilson.

04-06-2023 , 04:18 PM

#71

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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I was more of a Rodney Rude guy myself

04-06-2023 , 04:23 PM

#72

Morphismus

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That song is apparently so bad, it's blocked in Germany!

04-06-2023 , 04:25 PM

#73

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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It's blocked in Belgium too

04-06-2023 , 04:29 PM

#74

Morphismus

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...then it must be super-bad!!!

04-06-2023 , 04:32 PM

#75

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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It's a tender song about a man who makes love to his horse.

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