decent joke

no.
if you think about it
my first date with a girl is likely to be with someone who is also into this kind of thing. i have done it twice

this is ridiculous

can we see a pic?

Its obvious he lives off of the local bakery shop, they throw bags of [censored] out at night.

probably.. but of what?

yes bakeries are also good places, bagels are infinite supply.
but u would get tired of baked goods very quickly.

we usualy dont even go to bakeries anymore.

Better summary, veganmav went busto and now is forced to eat out of dumpsters to survive. Here is a reenactment.

btw, i am nowhere near busto time for soccer practice though so i'm outtie

VeganMav, you're doing a terrible job of explaining exactly what it is you're doing, which isn't eating refuse but sanitary and packaged food that is past the expiration date (which is usually weeks before it actually expires) among other things.
I would defend you more but I think vegans are tools though, nothing personal.

im still laughing at this lolllllllll

awesome

very maddoxian (I just made that word up)

Wait so vegans can't eat any foods with dairy products in them? that means no cake, cookies, brownies, ice cream, cheesecake, cupcakes, fudge, mud pie, twinkies, hohos, peanut butter squares, or vaginas?

I might jump off a cliff

lollerskates

you don't need dairy to be a baller

150% all-vegan

Seeing a rat in what you're going to eat would make me never go near trash again even more so, eating it.

so do you basically just date homeless chicks?

vegan,

jesus christ u [censored] eat out of garbage cans and u play 100/200. pitiful

What do you do with your money? Most rich ballers go to fine restaurants and stuff, you must safe a lot of $$.

I can't imagine you driving to this dumbster in a Lambo right?

I suspect veganmav got a copy of some crimethinc literature when he was 16 and never looked back.

Bagel and/or donut shops are also goldmines. The one time I went dumpster diving we scored a big bag of about 150 fresh, delicious donuts from Dunkin' Donuts. We passed some out to friends then gave the rest to my buddy for his birthday.

I was vegan for about 14 months. Then my body started tweaking out and I was becoming hypoglycemic. So I started eating cheese and eggs, and couldn't figure out how I lived without eggs for the past year.

Then 6 months later I had a falling out with a girl I really liked, so I went to my diner to eat a cheeseburger. Then I couldn't figure out how I lived without burgers for the past 2 years. I haven't looked back since.

Bill Fillmaff?

awesome.

vm,

I applaud your vegan efforts. I just always get the impression you're about 14 when you post though. You tend to wear it on your sleeve the same way a freshman in highschool writes all the cool bands he's into on his notebook.

I also find it surprising vegans exist in Oklahoma.

So I guess you've been eating out of the trash for a while and must have developed a reputation amongst the rat community.

"Man, don't *** with that veganmav. He won't eat you, but he'll kick the sht out of you. Forget the pizza place, let's go to BK trash tonight"