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Old 07-28-2006, 01:47 PM   #51
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Re: Veganmav eats his food out of the trash: discuss

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Old 07-28-2006, 01:48 PM   #52
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when on a first date, do you let the lady have first pick?
i have been there more than once, and no. we do fair, 50/50
Woah Woah Woah.....FIRST date...and you do this?

How do you begin to bring this up.

"And now for a meal we have a lovely....dumpster"
no.
if you think about it
my first date with a girl is likely to be with someone who is also into this kind of thing. i have done it twice
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Old 07-28-2006, 01:50 PM   #53
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this is ridiculous
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Old 07-28-2006, 01:50 PM   #54
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can we see a pic?
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Old 07-28-2006, 01:52 PM   #55
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Re: Veganmav eats his food out of the trash: discuss

Its obvious he lives off of the local bakery shop, they throw bags of [censored] out at night.
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Old 07-28-2006, 01:52 PM   #56
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can we see a pic?
probably.. but of what?
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Old 07-28-2006, 01:53 PM   #57
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Its obvious he lives off of the local bakery shop, they throw bags of [censored] out at night.
yes bakeries are also good places, bagels are infinite supply.
but u would get tired of baked goods very quickly.

we usualy dont even go to bakeries anymore.
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Old 07-28-2006, 01:56 PM   #58
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Re: Veganmav eats his food out of the trash: discuss

Better summary, veganmav went busto and now is forced to eat out of dumpsters to survive. Here is a reenactment.

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Old 07-28-2006, 01:58 PM   #59
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Re: Veganmav eats his food out of the trash: discuss

btw, i am nowhere near busto time for soccer practice though so i'm outtie
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Old 07-28-2006, 01:59 PM   #60
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Re: Veganmav eats his food out of the trash: discuss

VeganMav, you're doing a terrible job of explaining exactly what it is you're doing, which isn't eating refuse but sanitary and packaged food that is past the expiration date (which is usually weeks before it actually expires) among other things.
I would defend you more but I think vegans are tools though, nothing personal.
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Old 07-28-2006, 02:04 PM   #61
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yes i am vegan, and i think there is a misconception about food from the trash.

i mainly go to stores, not resturauants
so i get unprepared food and prepare it myself

i had bagel with vegan margarine and jelly for breakfast, also waffles, i got pizza sauce, pizza dough and veggies so i made vegan pizza, i also made pasta salad, lots of fruit smoothies, um yeah etc. etc.

generally pretty good eating.

I LOOOOOVE TRASH

ahaahahahhaha
im still laughing at this lolllllllll
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Old 07-28-2006, 02:05 PM   #62
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Just to let you know, for every meal you eat out of a trashcan to prove a point, I throw out three meals to show that I can.
awesome

very maddoxian (I just made that word up)
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Old 07-28-2006, 02:08 PM   #63
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Re: Veganmav eats his food out of the trash: discuss

Wait so vegans can't eat any foods with dairy products in them? that means no cake, cookies, brownies, ice cream, cheesecake, cupcakes, fudge, mud pie, twinkies, hohos, peanut butter squares, or vaginas?

I might jump off a cliff
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Old 07-28-2006, 02:08 PM   #64
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when on a first date, do you let the lady have first pick?
i have been there more than once, and no. we do fair, 50/50
lollerskates
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Old 07-28-2006, 02:10 PM   #65
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you don't need dairy to be a baller
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Old 07-28-2006, 02:11 PM   #66
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thats what you eat when youre half donkey half man half bearpig
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Old 07-28-2006, 02:12 PM   #67
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thats what you eat when youre half donkey half man half bearpig
150% all-vegan
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Old 07-28-2006, 02:14 PM   #68
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far less than 1 % of the time.
Seeing a rat in what you're going to eat would make me never go near trash again even more so, eating it.
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Old 07-28-2006, 02:15 PM   #69
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when on a first date, do you let the lady have first pick?
i have been there more than once, and no. we do fair, 50/50
Woah Woah Woah.....FIRST date...and you do this?

How do you begin to bring this up.

"And now for a meal we have a lovely....dumpster"
no.
if you think about it
my first date with a girl is likely to be with someone who is also into this kind of thing. i have done it twice
so do you basically just date homeless chicks?
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Old 07-28-2006, 02:20 PM   #70
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Re: Veganmav eats his food out of the trash: discuss

vegan,

jesus christ u [censored] eat out of garbage cans and u play 100/200. pitiful
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Old 07-28-2006, 02:22 PM   #71
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Re: Veganmav eats his food out of the trash: discuss

What do you do with your money? Most rich ballers go to fine restaurants and stuff, you must safe a lot of $$.

I can't imagine you driving to this dumbster in a Lambo right?
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Old 07-28-2006, 02:24 PM   #72
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I suspect veganmav got a copy of some crimethinc literature when he was 16 and never looked back.

Bagel and/or donut shops are also goldmines. The one time I went dumpster diving we scored a big bag of about 150 fresh, delicious donuts from Dunkin' Donuts. We passed some out to friends then gave the rest to my buddy for his birthday.

I was vegan for about 14 months. Then my body started tweaking out and I was becoming hypoglycemic. So I started eating cheese and eggs, and couldn't figure out how I lived without eggs for the past year.

Then 6 months later I had a falling out with a girl I really liked, so I went to my diner to eat a cheeseburger. Then I couldn't figure out how I lived without burgers for the past 2 years. I haven't looked back since.
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Old 07-28-2006, 02:25 PM   #73
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Bill Fillmaff?
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Old 07-28-2006, 02:29 PM   #74
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you don't need dairy to be a baller
awesome.

vm,

I applaud your vegan efforts. I just always get the impression you're about 14 when you post though. You tend to wear it on your sleeve the same way a freshman in highschool writes all the cool bands he's into on his notebook.

I also find it surprising vegans exist in Oklahoma.
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Old 07-28-2006, 02:35 PM   #75
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um yeah, the one time that it has happened, it scurried away, but that was like over 3 years ago.
So I guess you've been eating out of the trash for a while and must have developed a reputation amongst the rat community.

"Man, don't *** with that veganmav. He won't eat you, but he'll kick the sht out of you. Forget the pizza place, let's go to BK trash tonight"

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