Variance: Poo on my head - Page 3 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

forget getting a job man this can be fun. I know a guy who does something similar to this (not in the poker world). He got like 120 bucks to shave his testies and eat the hair. Gross i know but seriously, poo on head is not a big deal. If you potentially want to make 5k you have to do somthing no one else....and that is take a bite out of it or something, that would get peoples interest

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04-11-2008 , 01:13 PM

#52

Some9

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meh I know girls who do this for a dirty $20 bucks

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04-11-2008 , 01:16 PM

#53

AnUndoneHalo89

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Originally Posted by jcsmitty22

PERMABAN

yea youre right this is BBV...eat the poo OP

eat it good

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04-11-2008 , 01:19 PM

#54

Kinbor

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Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 959

lol, poo on your head isn't variance, i'm pretty sure it's a beat

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04-11-2008 , 02:57 PM

#55

Jazzy3113

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Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,002

This is the other effect online poker has had that no on talks about.

Dude, take out a loan, ask your parents, get a night job......but this?

you aint gonna get more than a few hundos and most will probably stiff your degen ass

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04-11-2008 , 03:20 PM

#56

areaman

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ill wash my hair with doodoo for 500 and i aint even broke

edit: i take that back...2k?

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04-11-2008 , 03:27 PM

#57

isipil

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i'll f a dog for 6,25 $

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04-11-2008 , 03:32 PM

#58

Tawbor

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I don't want to pour a poo on my head.

Never thought about this before, but neither do I.

How much would you want to jizz on the poo first then lick it off?

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04-11-2008 , 03:34 PM

#59

Tawbor

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Originally Posted by isipil

i'll f a dog for 6,25 $

You can do mine for $5. PM me for sn.

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04-11-2008 , 03:37 PM

#60

SoUnreal

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This thread fails. OP should have put poo on his head back when people were more willing to pay for it.

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04-11-2008 , 03:38 PM

#61

jfreels

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Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 525

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Originally Posted by Kinbor

lol, poo on your head isn't variance, i'm pretty sure it's a beat

if this is variance to you, please don't start a beat post

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04-11-2008 , 03:40 PM

#62

ImsaKidd

CHOO CHOO

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 20,758

in in in in in

Extra money if you make a video of you with the poo on your head or holding it.

Also extra if you say choo choo in the vid.

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04-11-2008 , 04:03 PM

#63

j_allstar

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Get a job for the love of God

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04-11-2008 , 04:05 PM

#64

Baited

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Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 107

what the **** 20k to bite it? other forum people got paid 1k to bite it

this is dumb and you're ****ing pathetic

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04-11-2008 , 04:27 PM

#65

Tempel

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Originally Posted by ImsaKidd

Also extra if you say choo choo in the vid.

lol nice, i guess i can add a few % just for the sake of this aswell
or choo poo

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04-11-2008 , 05:11 PM

#66

ImsaKidd

CHOO CHOO

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Originally Posted by Tempel

lol nice, i guess i can add a few % just for the sake of this aswell
or choo poo

choo choo poo poo?

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04-11-2008 , 05:15 PM

#67

nuclear500

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Originally Posted by OMGCharleyPride

I don't want to pour a poo on my head.

LOL

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04-11-2008 , 05:24 PM

#68

montanad12

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Dude how bad does it suck to be you.

I think somebody should offer you 20k to eat the poo with the requirement that you have to play them heads-up for the 20k after you recieve it. So you would have the chance to win 40k, but in reality since you are this stupid and desperate for money you would essentially be eating the poo for free since you obviously are very poor at teh pokers, and not very intelligent either.

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04-11-2008 , 05:33 PM

#69

Tempel

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Originally Posted by ImsaKidd

choo choo poo poo?

that'll do too obv

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04-11-2008 , 05:42 PM

#70

Mr.Hankey

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I'll smear it on ur face for $5

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