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09-05-2019 , 04:01 PM
Here's the thing, a poker themed hotel is a great idea.

This thread will be the grassroots effort. Right now there are a million reasons why The Lady Velvet casino is not a functional possibility.

However, there are zero reasons why we can't simulate the project in this thread. As project manager, my job is to make the transition from concept to reality perfectly seamless.

All of the components of the best hotel in the world will be contained in this thread.

I'm injecting two activities into the pipeline. Try to focus on these if you wan't to help, but aren't sure how.

1. Division of tasks

Sign up or claim your role. Right now we need architects and dreamers above all else. Organization and harmony (getting along) is key. Figure it out.

2. Designing The Apex

The most important part is where we're going to start. As Project Manager I've decided this is the top of the elevator, where people get off before vacating to their rooms, or getting in to start their adventure. It's a meeting place, and with a potential for perspective, I believe it is discreetly the most important design element.

Who wants to build a hotel?
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09-05-2019 , 04:20 PM
I want in. I'm a grassroots supporter.
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09-05-2019 , 04:20 PM
Yes and also there is music:

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09-05-2019 , 04:23 PM
I found our art guy

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09-05-2019 , 04:32 PM
Bassano Painting is our goal.
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09-05-2019 , 04:49 PM
3. Find a way to make these not trashy:

- A chimney ejecting paper currency into the air every hour
- An ice sculpture that dispenses money as it melts
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09-05-2019 , 05:14 PM
I like money
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09-05-2019 , 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Tuma
Sign up or claim your role. Right now we need architects and dreamers above all else. Organization and harmony (getting along) is key. Figure it out.
I sign up and claim my role as a dreamer!

I dream that such a hotel be build in the city of Las Vegas.
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09-05-2019 , 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
I sign up and claim my role as a dreamer!

I dream that such a hotel be build in the city of Las Vegas.
Does German have a word for that?
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09-05-2019 , 09:17 PM
Will this hotel have a hire a lamborghini service? Or an exclusive use of the lobby for car photos?
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09-05-2019 , 09:32 PM
The lobby will be designed exclusively for use by our premium membership, complete with garage door.
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09-05-2019 , 11:51 PM
I'm a man of ideas.

Sign me up for this wild adventure.
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09-06-2019 , 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
Does German have a word for that?
Graswurzelpokerhotelinlasvegasbautraum
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09-06-2019 , 08:07 AM
Can you pay for your room with Sklansky dollars?
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09-06-2019 , 08:48 AM
In my dreams you can!
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09-06-2019 , 11:11 AM
In America we just call that "Grass root Poker Hotel Las Vegas tree room"
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09-11-2019 , 07:08 AM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
In America we just call that "Grass root Poker Hotel Las Vegas tree room"
Sounds great!
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09-11-2019 , 04:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tuma
Here's the thing, a poker themed hotel is a great idea.

This thread will be the grassroots effort. Right now there are a million reasons why The Lady Velvet casino is not a functional possibility.

However, there are zero reasons why we can't simulate the project in this thread. As project manager, my job is to make the transition from concept to reality perfectly seamless.

All of the components of the best hotel in the world will be contained in this thread.

I'm injecting two activities into the pipeline. Try to focus on these if you wan't to help, but aren't sure how.

1. Division of tasks

Sign up or claim your role. Right now we need architects and dreamers above all else. Organization and harmony (getting along) is key. Figure it out.

2. Designing The Apex

The most important part is where we're going to start. As Project Manager I've decided this is the top of the elevator, where people get off before vacating to their rooms, or getting in to start their adventure. It's a meeting place, and with a potential for perspective, I believe it is discreetly the most important design element.

Who wants to build a hotel?

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09-12-2019 , 04:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Ex_Matt


Strong words coming from Michael Bolton, the no talent assclown.
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09-13-2019 , 12:47 AM
I’m in if we can include other forms of gambling, like table games, slots, video poker, maybe sports betting. Also, we should have lots of restaurants. At least 4 high-end dining options, a buffet, and a cafe that’s open 24/7. A noodle bar is also a must. Also, we need some sort of nightclub, and a theater where past-their-prime singers can perform.

I’m not sure what we would call this new type of totally original hotel. Whatever it’s called, it will be the first of its kind anywhere. (So the location should be somewhere special... a desert perhaps?)
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09-13-2019 , 01:06 AM
I think we should build it right here, right now.

Watching the world go down in history.
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09-13-2019 , 11:33 PM
Dumbest idea ever
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09-14-2019 , 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Fluffy68
Dumbest idea ever
I will skull**** you
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09-14-2019 , 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
I think we should build it right here, right now.

Watching the world go down in history.
Oh, Jesus.
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09-14-2019 , 08:29 AM
I'm in, but didn't read
what do I do
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