Just suffered the worst bad beat ever in the history of tonight. I wont bore you with too many details (oh go on then), but suffice to say that a 'chocolate starfish' sitting to my left called my pot sized bet on the flop for all his chips with Q-high, no draw and no pair, then catches running queens to bad beat my pocket kings and bust me. Fooks sake!! poxy game. So if anyone out there has any spare valium, heroin, novocaine, creosote, rattlesnake venom, milwaukee best light, or some other s***, any dontations will be gratefully accepted and injected into my temple.

Or maybe someone has a better suggestion for a bad-beat numbing substance that can stop my (alledged) brain from exploding when some 'shpincter' does that to me?

Toodle-pip

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ban op

gtfo please

Aaay, you no likey my post, i no fookin care, and you can always engage your braincell on another thread instead innit.