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Old 04-09-2012, 11:50 AM   #101
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Grendel is the creature that that Beowulf slays in the mess hall....a very sexy beast
Thank you that made me look up Grendel and saw the picture...LMMFAO!!!!
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Old 04-09-2012, 12:03 PM   #102
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Thank you that made me look up Grendel and saw the picture...LMMFAO!!!!
My pleasure .....thee BeavSlayer knows thy Grendel only because he hath too slayed thy Grendels whilst wallowing in thee dating cestpool of many moons ago
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Old 04-09-2012, 12:57 PM   #103
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This **** again? The last dirty hippy photo thread was shut down for a reason.

According to your last thread, you are a herp ridden jack wagon. The low standards in these pics are prob diseased now too.
Alright then...if they are then their fault for being dumb. I was with a guy (i'm a girl) that has the herp and never got it and I am HIGHLY vulnerable to it because my body never built immunity against chicken pox, and it along with shingles all carry some type of variation of the strain of virus that causes it. LOL my ex would flip to hear that...and he could be reading my posts and won't like that very much.

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This about sums it up for the thread.
Mental state is actually fine. He talked ME down when my narcissistic mom made me cry...not to mention my stupid ex husband tormenting me. Please he had an awwww chit moment and posted it but has a beautiful mind. What you sir lack in understanding he makes up for in creativity.

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My pleasure .....thee BeavSlayer knows thy Grendel only because he hath too slayed thy Grendels whilst wallowing in thee dating cestpool of many moons ago
If a guy can be a Grendel I have met many of them as well. LOL

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Old 04-09-2012, 02:41 PM   #104
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Oh crap, did I do something stupid again or are you refering me to not understanding the first guy's post about "roll with it baby"?

If its:
A) Please dont ban me for I am ******ed
B) Again, I am ******ed
I was referring to the roll with it post, but now that you mention your response...
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Old 04-09-2012, 03:00 PM   #105
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cliff notes please? do u have pics of the chicks that stole your monies, or is this just random girls u have strange pictures of? Im confused, how much they steal?
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Old 04-09-2012, 03:23 PM   #106
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I was referring to the roll with it post, but now that you mention your response...
Are we cool then?
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Old 04-09-2012, 04:53 PM   #107
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IMO, the real beat is that you look like Michel Côté that much:



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Old 04-09-2012, 05:33 PM   #108
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IMO, the real beat is nobody will really know how amazing he is if you get to know him.
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Old 04-09-2012, 05:41 PM   #109
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Alright then...if they are then their fault for being dumb. I was with a guy (i'm a girl) that has the herp and never got it and I am HIGHLY vulnerable to it because my body never built immunity against chicken pox, and it along with shingles all carry some type of variation of the strain of virus that causes it. LOL my ex would flip to hear that...and he could be reading my posts and won't like that very much.
Yeah totally.

**** responsibility for your own actions and continue to be a life dbag.

Solid logic. The rest is just bs.. if anything, you were lucky.
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Old 04-09-2012, 06:01 PM   #110
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No I was no lucky and i'm FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR from a dbag. I have a great family and upbringing.

I talked to the guy about it before we went there. If anything I'm not a skank but I am Dave's friend and my little 95lb frame will fight for my friends

Yes logic..but really logic says if the girls don't have enough mindset to have a talk then...

No it is not BS...please go ahead and look it up. Chicken Pox, Shingles, Herps all same virus...I've had Pox 3 times (once you are supposed to be immune) I've had shingles, and never the herp though...it all lives in the nervous system. Please don't tell me about my life. I'll cut ya down like no other.

So yeah no SKANK here but still a friend of Daves that had sex with a guy with the herp and if MORE girls/guys were up front on that then maybe it wouldn't spread so fast. It's not a "hey we are in bed lets talk" conversation. I asked flat out before I even went out with the guy.

Intelligent girls do that...
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Old 04-09-2012, 06:02 PM   #111
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Old 04-09-2012, 06:05 PM   #112
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Now I gotta find a thread saver ....if I knew how
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Old 04-09-2012, 06:50 PM   #113
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5 stars. Best thread savers on 2p2.
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Old 04-09-2012, 07:39 PM   #114
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i loved Davino's my qq888 boat beat this hand thread. . .glad to see you again
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Old 04-09-2012, 09:31 PM   #115
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No I was no lucky and i'm FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR from a dbag. I have a great family and upbringing.

I talked to the guy about it before we went there. If anything I'm not a skank but I am Dave's friend and my little 95lb frame will fight for my friends

Yes logic..but really logic says if the girls don't have enough mindset to have a talk then...

No it is not BS...please go ahead and look it up. Chicken Pox, Shingles, Herps all same virus...I've had Pox 3 times (once you are supposed to be immune) I've had shingles, and never the herp though...it all lives in the nervous system. Please don't tell me about my life. I'll cut ya down like no other.

So yeah no SKANK here but still a friend of Daves that had sex with a guy with the herp and if MORE girls/guys were up front on that then maybe it wouldn't spread so fast. It's not a "hey we are in bed lets talk" conversation. I asked flat out before I even went out with the guy.

Intelligent girls do that...
I was speaking of the OP with the no responsibility herp life dbag stuff. Get over yourself, you're not as bright as you think you are.

Highlighted part is exactly what I was saying in my first post.

Oh and grats on being a virusfest. Csb.
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Old 04-09-2012, 09:53 PM   #116
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Seriously? No i'm not infested with anything...I have to make SURE i don't get infected because i could easily. I do have a doctor. LOL

Ok so we agree...why are you fighting with me? LOL I'm just a tiny thing but...

Actually my IQ is pretty high so let's not go there.

Dave's really not a Dbag he is really sweet...If I could beat the female dog up that stole his roll I would...but I don't want to get hurt or cut. ha ha ha ha

Hug it out. LOL

Other Dave is you see this it was post you by a year after the final break up...I know your freaked out about that LOL
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Thanks for looking out, Num! I don't know why this soviet russia cat thinks he has such a handle on my life, but I can say that I don't have any herp or whatever the eff he is talking about, my ex was talking about a chick I knew that had it and I had posted her ramblings years ago which mentioned the herp, but with regard to the chick, ya see.
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Old 04-10-2012, 03:45 AM   #119
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Thank you that made me look up Grendel and saw the picture...LMMFAO!!!!

me, too!

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