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Old 04-08-2012, 11:09 PM   #76
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Re: An Unexpected Beat(poker roll looted) by one of two chicks I was dating...(NSFW)

This thread is easily 5 stars.
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Old 04-08-2012, 11:09 PM   #77
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Starting to think this is thread is OP's "hookers i have banged while on acid" pic collection.
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Old 04-08-2012, 11:16 PM   #78
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i like this davino guy
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Old 04-08-2012, 11:25 PM   #79
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This thread is easily 5 stars.
in bbv? Easily kills 90% of the threads

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Old 04-09-2012, 12:26 AM   #80
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I agree with everything you posted.
but...
I also think that the flip side is worth more ev, which is the ultimate decieding factor.

if girl 1 is really down being super whorish, the way she actually makes you feel is so much more important. What you are saying is that what people think of you, is more important than lifes amazing feelings and emotions one can have.
Well... we're at a stalemate here...

What is most important to you? How people perceive you *or* herpes happens

Option # 2 implies that you don't give a **** what ppl think about you

If you prefer option #1 then by all means pick super whore (#1 ldo)

If you prefer option #2 then take a chance and marry her (herpes happens)
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Old 04-09-2012, 12:35 AM   #81
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Re: An Unexpected Beat(poker roll looted) by one of two chicks I was dating...(NSFW)

davino mate you're a ****ing champion.


one day after some deep soul searching and thoughtful staring over scenic vistas I came to the conclusion the main purpose in life is to breed. Everything I do can be divided into two categories- getting my dick wet, and attempting to get my dick wet. My whole life is driven by the pursuit of an orgasm.

Is it a shallow, meaningless eXistence? absoluetly. Do I give a ****? no no no.


SO A SALUTE TO YOUR PENIS SIR. RUN GOOD, LESS FAT BITCHES, DODGE THE CLAP ETC ETC ETC.
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Old 04-09-2012, 12:44 AM   #82
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She took your roll and rolled with it, baby
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Old 04-09-2012, 01:07 AM   #83
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Re: An Unexpected Beat(poker roll looted) by one of two chicks I was dating...(NSFW)

[QUOTE=Davino;32497324]Yeah, much better. That chick is not my daughter,just some random college coed, lol. I guess I may have just slipped a bit, (or more than a bit), I know that I can still find a nice, attractive, intelligent, and compatible chick. Just haven't felt like hanging onto one in a while.....QUOTE]

Its all good, bro...just bustin' your balls.....put your dyck in anything that walks-hot or not....you can always blame it on the booze
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Old 04-09-2012, 01:08 AM   #84
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She took your roll and rolled with it, baby
GTFO...gay azz *** post^^^^
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Old 04-09-2012, 01:10 AM   #85
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Well... we're at a stalemate here...

What is most important to you? How people perceive you *or* herpes happens

Option # 2 implies that you don't give a **** what ppl think about you

If you prefer option #1 then by all means pick super whore (#1 ldo)

If you prefer option #2 then take a chance and marry her (herpes happens)

Do not ****ing do this^^^....****ing idiot Craggoo is obviously not married
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Old 04-09-2012, 01:13 AM   #86
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OP, you should put a pic of every chic you have banged and let us rate them......then you can better analyze where Grendel(who stole your role) ranks.....I'm willing to lay 5 to 1 that she is not in the tops of your range, bro.....slay da vag
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Old 04-09-2012, 01:27 AM   #87
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OP, you should put a pic of every chic you have banged and let us rate them......then you can better analyze where Grendel(who stole your role) ranks.....I'm willing to lay 5 to 1 that she is not in the tops of your range, bro.....slay da vag

She is in the lowest 5%, and "Grendel" is lmao awesome!
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Old 04-09-2012, 01:31 AM   #88
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Old 04-09-2012, 01:34 AM   #89
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This **** again? The last dirty hippy photo thread was shut down for a reason.

According to your last thread, you are a herp ridden jack wagon. The low standards in these pics are prob diseased now too.
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Old 04-09-2012, 01:47 AM   #90
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I'm never certain about Davinos mental stability.
This about sums it up for the thread.
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Old 04-09-2012, 01:48 AM   #91
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Post 44 saved me from having my head explode.
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Old 04-09-2012, 02:50 AM   #92
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What the hell is this?

No really, what is this.

5* for the morning-after-acid-vision pics of Troglodytes and Capuchin monkeys.
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Old 04-09-2012, 03:18 AM   #93
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I could see Tyler the Creator using this thread as a music video.
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Old 04-09-2012, 04:29 AM   #94
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Old 04-09-2012, 07:04 AM   #95
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I am intrigued, repulsed and a bit horrified.
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Old 04-09-2012, 08:22 AM   #96
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She took your roll and rolled with it, baby
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GTFO...gay azz *** post^^^^
I dont think you understand the implication of the post.
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Old 04-09-2012, 09:55 AM   #97
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i like this davino guy
He's actually pretty nice.

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She took your roll and rolled with it, baby
I had to LOL very hard at that one

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She is in the lowest 5%, and "Grendel" is lmao awesome!
What the f is a Grendel? LOL I don't know but it is hilarious!
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Old 04-09-2012, 11:00 AM   #98
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He's actually pretty nice.



I had to LOL very hard at that one



What the f is a Grendel? LOL I don't know but it is hilarious!




Grendel is the creature that that Beowulf slays in the mess hall....a very sexy beast
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Old 04-09-2012, 11:02 AM   #99
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I dont think you understand the implication of the post.
Oh crap, did I do something stupid again or are you refering me to not understanding the first guy's post about "roll with it baby"?

If its:
A) Please dont ban me for I am ******ed
B) Again, I am ******ed
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Old 04-09-2012, 11:16 AM   #100
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This **** again? The last dirty hippy photo thread was shut down for a reason.
I miss that thread, the most random **** I ever saw in 1 thread
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