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Originally Posted by BarrieKid
girl #1 = seems like she would be down with anal and salad tossing which is obv cool. She prob let you bareback her so if she is a good time, letsthe stealing slide on this one.
girl #2 = seems like the type to take home to mom. She prob make you were a condom, and say "noooo its to big and it hurts" bull**** with anal, so prob just gonna be a pain in the ass. She obv is a lil hotter and girl 1, but you really need to put pen to paper and figure out the math on this decision, but its close to a flip 47% - 53% for the whore #1
just my 2cents
Seriously? The whore is at like a MASSIVE disadvantage. Where to begin... random guy chat on superbowl Sunday...
you (abt girl #1): Check it out guys I'm hitting that
the guys: You mean you're fapping to it?
you: ??? no man im hitting it
the guys: so you put a paper bag over her head before you start right?
you: ???
the guys: herpes happens
Now a similar convo about girl #2:
you: I'm hitting that
the guys: Sick job bro whats she like?
you: Do you own a huge pickup truck?
the guys: who doesnt?
you: at the end of the night the tank is on empty
Girl #1 = lol
Girl #2 = super win