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04-08-2012 , 05:02 PM

#51

Craggoo

banned

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First one looks like a gold digger for sure

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04-08-2012 , 05:03 PM

#52

Davino

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Spoiler:

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04-08-2012 , 05:09 PM

#53

Press Gang

grinder

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these colours freak me out wtf is dis ****

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04-08-2012 , 05:11 PM

#54

Davino

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 7,552

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Originally Posted by beaverslayer

Much better here sir....is this your daughter? If not then WTF, how did you trade down from this girl to Grendel(first chic)?

Yeah, much better. That chick is not my daughter,just some random college coed, lol. I guess I may have just slipped a bit, (or more than a bit), I know that I can still find a nice, attractive, intelligent, and compatible chick. Just haven't felt like hanging onto one in a while.....

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04-08-2012 , 05:47 PM

#55

dlognittam

centurion

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I'm more confused than a homeless person on house arrest.

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04-08-2012 , 06:16 PM

#56

Tryst_

banned

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 5,093

mayb just link us to ur bucket?

jus an idea

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04-08-2012 , 06:25 PM

#57

MrBump

WINNING

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I don't feel very well

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04-08-2012 , 06:28 PM

#58

Byrung

too late axe in car

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Originally Posted by Davino

Wafflehouse, here she is(unadorned)

NSFW)

Spoiler:

is the spoiler the hand history converter? please tell me how to do it! Thanks!

this is much better. carry on

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04-08-2012 , 06:54 PM

#59

Davino

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04-08-2012 , 07:20 PM

#60

allthegold

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what is this srs

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04-08-2012 , 07:35 PM

#61

chytry

Pooh-Bah

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keep this crap for your shrink, OP

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04-08-2012 , 07:48 PM

#62

littletrix

grinder

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[x] Photos of rank girls you've slept with

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04-08-2012 , 08:35 PM

#63

Num-Yummy

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 311

Well that flipping sucks that she stole your roll. I thought you weren't playing anymore? Isn't that what you said last week or was i drunk? LOL (possible) Well remind me NEVER to piss you off. LOL Maybe we can head to Parx after dinner next Monday.

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04-08-2012 , 08:45 PM

#64

PunnyYouSayThat

Tattoo Commissioner

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stop w the damn photo effects!

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04-08-2012 , 08:56 PM

#65

YouGotPLOWned

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 333

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Originally Posted by Davino

hmmmmm.

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04-08-2012 , 09:02 PM

#66

Bdidd

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I wanna party with Davino!!

Berks County ftw?

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04-08-2012 , 09:10 PM

#67

Craggoo

banned

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Originally Posted by YouGotPLOWned

Good thing I wasn't drinking milk or something cuz if I was it would be all over the carpet right now

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04-08-2012 , 09:18 PM

#68

David123

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this makes me dispair about humanity.

keep up your awesome life OP.

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04-08-2012 , 09:21 PM

#69

woodys

old hand

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Please stop

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04-08-2012 , 09:26 PM

#70

BarrieKid

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 359

girl #1 = seems like she would be down with anal and salad tossing which is obv cool. She prob let you bareback her so if she is a good time, letsthe stealing slide on this one.

girl #2 = seems like the type to take home to mom. She prob make you were a condom, and say "noooo its to big and it hurts" bull**** with anal, so prob just gonna be a pain in the ass. She obv is a lil hotter and girl 1, but you really need to put pen to paper and figure out the math on this decision, but its close to a flip 47% - 53% for the whore #1

just my 2cents

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04-08-2012 , 10:41 PM

#71

spleetpottt

enthusiast

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Originally Posted by Craggoo

Good thing I wasn't drinking milk or something cuz if I was it would be all over the carpet right now

that's hilarious. but please stop with the colour effects it doesn't make the girls look any hotter, that would be a miracle. i hope you were drunk for all of them

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04-08-2012 , 10:44 PM

#72

Craggoo

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Originally Posted by BarrieKid

Seriously? The whore is at like a MASSIVE disadvantage. Where to begin... random guy chat on superbowl Sunday...

you (abt girl #1): Check it out guys I'm hitting that
the guys: You mean you're fapping to it?
you: ??? no man im hitting it
the guys: so you put a paper bag over her head before you start right?
you: ???
the guys: herpes happens

Now a similar convo about girl #2:

you: I'm hitting that
the guys: Sick job bro whats she like?
you: Do you own a huge pickup truck?
the guys: who doesnt?
you: at the end of the night the tank is on empty

Girl #1 = lol
Girl #2 = super win

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04-08-2012 , 10:56 PM

#73

BarrieKid

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 359

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Originally Posted by Craggoo

I agree with everything you posted.
but...
I also think that the flip side is worth more ev, which is the ultimate decieding factor.

if girl 1 is really down being super whorish, the way she actually makes you feel is so much more important. What you are saying is that what people think of you, is more important than lifes amazing feelings and emotions one can have.