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Old 04-08-2012, 05:02 PM   #51
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First one looks like a gold digger for sure
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Old 04-08-2012, 05:03 PM   #52
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Old 04-08-2012, 05:09 PM   #53
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these colours freak me out wtf is dis ****
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Old 04-08-2012, 05:11 PM   #54
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Much better here sir....is this your daughter? If not then WTF, how did you trade down from this girl to Grendel(first chic)?
Yeah, much better. That chick is not my daughter,just some random college coed, lol. I guess I may have just slipped a bit, (or more than a bit), I know that I can still find a nice, attractive, intelligent, and compatible chick. Just haven't felt like hanging onto one in a while.....












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Old 04-08-2012, 05:47 PM   #55
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I'm more confused than a homeless person on house arrest.
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Old 04-08-2012, 06:16 PM   #56
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mayb just link us to ur bucket?

jus an idea
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Old 04-08-2012, 06:25 PM   #57
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I don't feel very well
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Old 04-08-2012, 06:28 PM   #58
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Wafflehouse, here she is(unadorned)NSFW)

is the spoiler the hand history converter? please tell me how to do it! Thanks!
this is much better. carry on
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Old 04-08-2012, 06:54 PM   #59
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Old 04-08-2012, 07:20 PM   #60
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what is this srs
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Old 04-08-2012, 07:35 PM   #61
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keep this crap for your shrink, OP
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Old 04-08-2012, 07:48 PM   #62
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[x] Photos of rank girls you've slept with
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Old 04-08-2012, 08:35 PM   #63
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Well that flipping sucks that she stole your roll. I thought you weren't playing anymore? Isn't that what you said last week or was i drunk? LOL (possible) Well remind me NEVER to piss you off. LOL Maybe we can head to Parx after dinner next Monday.
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Old 04-08-2012, 08:45 PM   #64
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stop w the damn photo effects!
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Old 04-08-2012, 08:56 PM   #65
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Old 04-08-2012, 09:02 PM   #66
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I wanna party with Davino!!

Berks County ftw?
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Old 04-08-2012, 09:10 PM   #67
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Good thing I wasn't drinking milk or something cuz if I was it would be all over the carpet right now
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Old 04-08-2012, 09:18 PM   #68
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this makes me dispair about humanity.

keep up your awesome life OP.
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Old 04-08-2012, 09:21 PM   #69
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Old 04-08-2012, 09:26 PM   #70
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girl #1 = seems like she would be down with anal and salad tossing which is obv cool. She prob let you bareback her so if she is a good time, letsthe stealing slide on this one.

girl #2 = seems like the type to take home to mom. She prob make you were a condom, and say "noooo its to big and it hurts" bull**** with anal, so prob just gonna be a pain in the ass. She obv is a lil hotter and girl 1, but you really need to put pen to paper and figure out the math on this decision, but its close to a flip 47% - 53% for the whore #1

just my 2cents
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:41 PM   #71
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Good thing I wasn't drinking milk or something cuz if I was it would be all over the carpet right now
that's hilarious. but please stop with the colour effects it doesn't make the girls look any hotter, that would be a miracle. i hope you were drunk for all of them
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:44 PM   #72
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girl #1 = seems like she would be down with anal and salad tossing which is obv cool. She prob let you bareback her so if she is a good time, letsthe stealing slide on this one.

girl #2 = seems like the type to take home to mom. She prob make you were a condom, and say "noooo its to big and it hurts" bull**** with anal, so prob just gonna be a pain in the ass. She obv is a lil hotter and girl 1, but you really need to put pen to paper and figure out the math on this decision, but its close to a flip 47% - 53% for the whore #1

just my 2cents
Seriously? The whore is at like a MASSIVE disadvantage. Where to begin... random guy chat on superbowl Sunday...

you (abt girl #1): Check it out guys I'm hitting that
the guys: You mean you're fapping to it?
you: ??? no man im hitting it
the guys: so you put a paper bag over her head before you start right?
you: ???
the guys: herpes happens

Now a similar convo about girl #2:

you: I'm hitting that
the guys: Sick job bro whats she like?
you: Do you own a huge pickup truck?
the guys: who doesnt?
you: at the end of the night the tank is on empty

Girl #1 = lol
Girl #2 = super win
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:56 PM   #73
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Seriously? The whore is at like a MASSIVE disadvantage. Where to begin... random guy chat on superbowl Sunday...

you (abt girl #1): Check it out guys I'm hitting that
the guys: You mean you're fapping to it?
you: ??? no man im hitting it
the guys: so you put a paper bag over her head before you start right?
you: ???
the guys: herpes happens

Now a similar convo about girl #2:

you: I'm hitting that
the guys: Sick job bro whats she like?
you: Do you own a huge pickup truck?
the guys: who doesnt?
you: at the end of the night the tank is on empty

Girl #1 = lol
Girl #2 = super win

I agree with everything you posted.
but...
I also think that the flip side is worth more ev, which is the ultimate decieding factor.

if girl 1 is really down being super whorish, the way she actually makes you feel is so much more important. What you are saying is that what people think of you, is more important than lifes amazing feelings and emotions one can have.
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:56 PM   #74
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Starting to think this is thread is OP's "hookers i have banged" pic collection.
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:59 PM   #75
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It's BEATS, BRAGS AND VARIANCE - Life Edition. No need to hate.
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