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Old 04-08-2012, 10:18 AM   #26
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re: An Unexpected Beat(poker roll looted) by one of two chicks I was dating...(NSFW)

the ****
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:22 AM   #27
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re: An Unexpected Beat(poker roll looted) by one of two chicks I was dating...(NSFW)

What in the world is this

As for stolen rolls, yeah it's problem

I usually put up a tempting buyin in an obvious location after having ****ed them more than once
If they don't take it, good times you can semi trust them a tiny bit
Worked every time except once
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:26 AM   #28
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what the hell is this i dont even.
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:48 AM   #29
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not usually, this one is a nurse(and the oldest chick I've scampered with)

Even the dogs have that "DO NOT WANT" expression
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:55 AM   #30
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Chicks look **** stupid and ugly. And that pic with the lizard, is that a chick or guy? Im confused.
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:58 AM   #31
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Im unsure if you think we want to see this ****?

Saw chicks in the tile and prepared to fap to pics, so disapoint.

Certainly do I not want disapoint:






fap away, dear sir! if I knew how to put a NSFW spoiler, I would post some risque art photos that I have been working on.

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Old 04-08-2012, 11:01 AM   #32
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
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Old 04-08-2012, 11:02 AM   #33
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I know it couldn't have been this little darlin' 'cause I can't remember the last time I saw her(though she is a scamp):

I want to see this without all the trippy colors...

Also, how NSFW? If it is nudity post a spoilered link, if it is not nude, post pic and I will spoiler it if it crosses a line.
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Old 04-08-2012, 11:05 AM   #34
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This thread is like some sort of grotesque accident - horrible to watch but you just can't look away.
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Old 04-08-2012, 11:10 AM   #35
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ok, wafflehouse, I'll unartify that one and post it for ya!

here are some more, I think they are cool and sexy:






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Old 04-08-2012, 11:14 AM   #36
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I see naughty bits.
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Old 04-08-2012, 11:15 AM   #37
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what is this ****
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Old 04-08-2012, 11:17 AM   #38
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She stalked me hardcore, it all started with a threesome with her ex best friend, her, and I.....
What was his name?

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What in the flying

What is that outfit

WTF
5 stars

I'm glad I don't have a camera
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Old 04-08-2012, 11:17 AM   #39
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please make it stop, it's like reverse thread savers
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Old 04-08-2012, 11:20 AM   #40
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First girl is rancid. If she's the thief I'd be glad to have been given an excuse to never see her again
^100% agreed with this gent. The first one is hideous, bro.....burn/insta-delete any pics with her so you dont get flamed on 2+2/FB. Consider it your lucky day if she bounced with you $200 bankroll, and post some thread-savers of the 2nd(blonde)
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Old 04-08-2012, 11:23 AM   #41
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Certainly do I not want disapoint:






fap away, dear sir! if I knew how to put a NSFW spoiler, I would post some risque art photos that I have been working on.
Much better here sir....is this your daughter? If not then WTF, how did you trade down from this girl to Grendel(first chic)?
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Old 04-08-2012, 11:27 AM   #42
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**************************************^^threesome chick and dude***********
WP, sir
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Old 04-08-2012, 11:52 AM   #43
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so davino is a coked out porn producer and all his sloots are cracked out zoo animals?
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Old 04-08-2012, 01:07 PM   #44
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I want to see this without all the trippy colors...

Also, how NSFW? If it is nudity post a spoilered link, if it is not nude, post pic and I will spoiler it if it crosses a line.

Wafflehouse, here she is(unadorned)NSFW)

is the spoiler the hand history converter? please tell me how to do it! Thanks!

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Old 04-08-2012, 01:16 PM   #45
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that's better
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Old 04-08-2012, 01:19 PM   #46
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Either highlight the link and click the Sp button or type [spoil.][/spoil.] around it without the periods
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Old 04-08-2012, 02:09 PM   #47
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I'm never certain about Davinos mental stability.

5 star thread, ldo
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Old 04-08-2012, 03:02 PM   #48
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Old 04-08-2012, 03:12 PM   #49
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This is mostly pretty suitable for work. 2 stars.
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Old 04-08-2012, 04:57 PM   #50
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