An Unexpected Beat(poker roll looted) by one of two chicks I was dating...(NSFW)

It seems that one of the two ladies I had been spending time with took it upon themselves to make off with my, albeit modest, roll that I had in my office.

Just boggles the mind because they don't need the loot, maybe a lovers parry to jostle for favored affection? Who knows? I have issues reading women's intentions.

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04-08-2012 , 05:11 AM

Davino

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04-08-2012 , 05:16 AM

Susan_Boyle

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First girl is rancid. If she's the thief I'd be glad to have been given an excuse to never see her again

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04-08-2012 , 05:21 AM

Davino

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rancid? she is an articulate, seemingly compassionate person who works with disadvantaged single moms and she has a Masters Degree. Surely you jest?

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04-08-2012 , 05:26 AM

Davino

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I know it couldn't have been this little darlin' 'cause I can't remember the last time I saw her(though she is a scamp):

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04-08-2012 , 05:28 AM

Davino

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how I feel^

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04-08-2012 , 05:36 AM

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I have been somewhat notorious due to my associations with fringe players...

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04-08-2012 , 05:47 AM

Davino

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this one had carnal congress on the first date, after hitting me in the head with her paw after downing a bottle of whiskey. The first thing she said to my Mom the next morning was "have you seen my panties?". I have a weakness for female talent, oh my, the stories I could share...

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04-08-2012 , 05:52 AM

jamie1

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gross

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04-08-2012 , 05:57 AM

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Davino

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Originally Posted by Susan_Boyle

First girl is rancid. If she's the thief I'd be glad to have been given an excuse to never see her again

WHOOPS! The 2nd girl is the one that I can somewhat vouch for, we dated four years ago and then again recently, the first one was from Plenty Of Fish and of questionable provenance. YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR! GOOD EYE!!!

I see what you're sayin'.....

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04-08-2012 , 06:06 AM

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Tryst_

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Putrid humans itt

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04-08-2012 , 06:08 AM

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Davino

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This one would steal, no doubt, but she is in prison afaik, from last summer, very sketchy love affair...

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04-08-2012 , 06:10 AM

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GenKKenobi

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Do you go to assisted living homes to find your girlfriends?

I'm sorry OP but this is kinda gross.

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04-08-2012 , 06:18 AM

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Davino

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Originally Posted by GenKKenobi

Do you go to assisted living homes to find your girlfriends? I'm sorry OP but this is kinda gross.

not usually, this one is a nurse(and the oldest chick I've scampered with)

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04-08-2012 , 06:19 AM

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Davino

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this fine lass was beautiful in every way except for her mouth and her mind.

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04-08-2012 , 06:20 AM

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a little more pleasing photo of her. She stalked me hardcore, it all started with a threesome with her ex best friend, her, and I.....

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04-08-2012 , 06:25 AM

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**************************************threesome chicks^***********

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04-08-2012 , 06:28 AM

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oNste

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This has to be a level, creatures of that calibre rarely are seen out of their caves/tunnel systems. And what's the likelihood of that many half breeds congregating around one man?