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An Unexpected Beat(poker roll looted) by one of two chicks I was dating...(NSFW) An Unexpected Beat(poker roll looted) by one of two chicks I was dating...(NSFW)

10-06-2013 , 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Krahv
i suspect the first one.

probably the second one.
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10-09-2013 , 03:06 PM
you done been had son
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10-09-2013 , 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Davino
The guy on the left of chuck norris makes me feel the uncanny valley
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01-04-2014 , 08:26 PM
up
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01-04-2014 , 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by MrBump
Even the dogs have that "DO NOT WANT" expression
lol
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01-04-2014 , 11:42 PM
what does NSFW mean?
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01-06-2014 , 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by hans122
what does NSFW mean?
Not Sir-Mixalot Females White
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01-06-2014 , 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by hans122
what does NSFW mean?
Not Suitable For Wank in this case.
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01-06-2014 , 11:25 AM
i cant sleep.

What does NSFW mean?
Honestly guys. please.
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01-06-2014 , 11:39 AM
Not Safe For Work.
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01-06-2014 , 11:55 AM
could you please explain it in other words?

What is a synonym for example for it?
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01-06-2014 , 11:57 AM
How is it possible you've been a member of this site since 2008 and don't know what NSFW means?

It means exactly what I just said - the contents of this thread/post/pic/gif/whatever are Not Safe For Work. Nudity, cursing, things that when bosses walk by and see you skimming, they don't like.

JFC.
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01-06-2014 , 12:48 PM
lol epic thread
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01-07-2014 , 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by SGT RJ
How is it possible you've been a member of this site since 2008 and don't know what NSFW means?

It means exactly what I just said - the contents of this thread/post/pic/gif/whatever are Not Safe For Work. Nudity, cursing, things that when bosses walk by and see you skimming, they don't like.

JFC.
i was an member back in the day.
Got broke, decided to quit poker.

Come back but lost my account info. Made this account.
Am a Member since 2005-6.

i have an small attention spann because of a brain thing.
Thx anyway.
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01-07-2014 , 01:39 AM
5*s thread Davino, you are the ****ing man!!!

Keep up the good work plowing them bitches!!
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01-07-2014 , 04:28 PM
good old tour! pretty sure I know at least 2 of the girls pictured, Trey pic was classic
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01-07-2014 , 06:00 PM
would be nice is more than 10% of thi pics worked
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01-08-2014 , 06:21 AM
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Originally Posted by thabighurt35
would be nice is more than 10% of thi pics worked
I wished the links didn't work for me. There are just some girls you can't call chicks. If op really got robbed by one of these, it's like a double beat for him.
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01-09-2014 , 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Shortizz
I wished the links didn't work for me. There are just some girls you can't call chicks. If op really got robbed by one of these, it's like a double beat for him.
well then call me a sadist, but i still wanna see
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01-09-2014 , 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by pepeman
5*s thread Davino, you are the ****ing man!!!

Keep up the good work plowing them bitches!!
lol
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01-09-2014 , 07:22 PM
Davino, those women are some of the ugliest human beings I have ever seen. If sight is any indication of other senses I'm sure they smelled terribly, sounded worse, felt like bags of semi-solid spoiled milk, and if you tasted them I hope you called poison control, 911, the national guard and had a speedy recovery.

That said 5*s
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01-09-2014 , 08:01 PM
they aren't as raunchy as the look. Tasted delish
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01-10-2014 , 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by coolerboy123
Davino, those women are some of the ugliest human beings I have ever seen. If sight is any indication of other senses I'm sure they smelled terribly, sounded worse, felt like bags of semi-solid spoiled milk, and if you tasted them I hope you called poison control, 911, the national guard and had a speedy recovery.

That said 5*s
haters gonna hate.

At least OP was getting his dick wet while you were only reading about the wetness of his purple headed yogurt slinger
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01-10-2014 , 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by thabighurt35
haters gonna hate.

At least OP was getting his dick wet while you were only reading about the wetness of his purple headed yogurt slinger
purple headed yogurt slinger lol
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01-10-2014 , 07:53 PM
Boris • Sat Jan 04, 2014 02:37 PM
Okay, I don't know if this is actually incest since it wasn't something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes.

When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was only told to take it out to poop, wipe my ass, then put it back in.

I was really young so I thought this was just something that everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.

Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I am in trouble for losing my poop plug. Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this *********** so Satan couldn't stick his cock in my pooper and make me gay.
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