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04-08-2012 , 11:09 PM

#76

rakemeplz

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This thread is easily 5 stars.

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04-08-2012 , 11:09 PM

#77

thrasher789

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Originally Posted by Crasey

Starting to think this is thread is OP's "hookers i have banged while on acid" pic collection.

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04-08-2012 , 11:16 PM

#78

TooCuriousso1

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i like this davino guy

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04-08-2012 , 11:25 PM

#79

Byrung

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Originally Posted by rakemeplz

This thread is easily 5 stars.

in bbv? Easily kills 90% of the threads

voted 5 stars

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04-09-2012 , 12:26 AM

#80

Craggoo

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Originally Posted by BarrieKid

I agree with everything you posted.
but...
I also think that the flip side is worth more ev, which is the ultimate decieding factor.

if girl 1 is really down being super whorish, the way she actually makes you feel is so much more important. What you are saying is that what people think of you, is more important than lifes amazing feelings and emotions one can have.

Well... we're at a stalemate here...

What is most important to you? How people perceive you *or* herpes happens

Option # 2 implies that you don't give a **** what ppl think about you

If you prefer option #1 then by all means pick super whore (#1 ldo)

If you prefer option #2 then take a chance and marry her (herpes happens)

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04-09-2012 , 12:35 AM

#81

pimpxxxdaddy42069

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davino mate you're a ****ing champion.

one day after some deep soul searching and thoughtful staring over scenic vistas I came to the conclusion the main purpose in life is to breed. Everything I do can be divided into two categories- getting my dick wet, and attempting to get my dick wet. My whole life is driven by the pursuit of an orgasm.

Is it a shallow, meaningless eXistence? absoluetly. Do I give a ****? no no no.

SO A SALUTE TO YOUR PENIS SIR. RUN GOOD, LESS FAT BITCHES, DODGE THE CLAP ETC ETC ETC.

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04-09-2012 , 12:44 AM

#82

Hoverroundon22s

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She took your roll and rolled with it, baby

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04-09-2012 , 01:07 AM

#83

beaverslayer

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[QUOTE=Davino;32497324]Yeah, much better. That chick is not my daughter,just some random college coed, lol. I guess I may have just slipped a bit, (or more than a bit), I know that I can still find a nice, attractive, intelligent, and compatible chick. Just haven't felt like hanging onto one in a while.....QUOTE]

Its all good, bro...just bustin' your balls.....put your dyck in anything that walks-hot or not....you can always blame it on the booze

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04-09-2012 , 01:08 AM

#84

beaverslayer

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Originally Posted by Hoverroundon22s

She took your roll and rolled with it, baby

GTFO...gay azz *** post^^^^

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04-09-2012 , 01:10 AM

#85

beaverslayer

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Originally Posted by Craggoo

Do not ****ing do this^^^....****ing idiot Craggoo is obviously not married

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04-09-2012 , 01:13 AM

#86

beaverslayer

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OP, you should put a pic of every chic you have banged and let us rate them......then you can better analyze where Grendel(who stole your role) ranks.....I'm willing to lay 5 to 1 that she is not in the tops of your range, bro.....slay da vag

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04-09-2012 , 01:27 AM

#87

Davino

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Originally Posted by beaverslayer

She is in the lowest 5%, and "Grendel" is lmao awesome!

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04-09-2012 , 01:31 AM

#88

wompwompwomp

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04-09-2012 , 01:34 AM

#89

SovietRussia

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This **** again? The last dirty hippy photo thread was shut down for a reason.

According to your last thread, you are a herp ridden jack wagon. The low standards in these pics are prob diseased now too.

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04-09-2012 , 01:47 AM

#90

vig

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Originally Posted by 1outter

I'm never certain about Davinos mental stability.

This about sums it up for the thread.

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04-09-2012 , 01:48 AM

#91

Blizzuff

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Post 44 saved me from having my head explode.

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04-09-2012 , 02:50 AM

#92

you must e

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What the hell is this?

No really, what is this.

5* for the morning-after-acid-vision pics of Troglodytes and Capuchin monkeys.

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04-09-2012 , 03:18 AM

#93

AJFenix

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I could see Tyler the Creator using this thread as a music video.

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04-09-2012 , 04:29 AM

#94

vetiver

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Originally Posted by Davino

YES

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04-09-2012 , 07:04 AM

#95

Farewell to Kings

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I am intrigued, repulsed and a bit horrified.

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04-09-2012 , 08:22 AM

#96

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

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Originally Posted by Hoverroundon22s

She took your roll and rolled with it, baby

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Originally Posted by beaverslayer

GTFO...gay azz *** post^^^^

I dont think you understand the implication of the post.

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04-09-2012 , 09:55 AM

#97

Num-Yummy

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Originally Posted by TooCuriousso1

i like this davino guy

He's actually pretty nice.

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Originally Posted by Hoverroundon22s

She took your roll and rolled with it, baby

I had to LOL very hard at that one

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Originally Posted by Davino

She is in the lowest 5%, and "Grendel" is lmao awesome!

What the f is a Grendel? LOL I don't know but it is hilarious!

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04-09-2012 , 11:00 AM

#98

beaverslayer

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Originally Posted by Num-Yummy

He's actually pretty nice.

I had to LOL very hard at that one

What the f is a Grendel? LOL I don't know but it is hilarious!

Grendel is the creature that that Beowulf slays in the mess hall....a very sexy beast

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04-09-2012 , 11:02 AM

#99

beaverslayer

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Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

I dont think you understand the implication of the post.

Oh crap, did I do something stupid again or are you refering me to not understanding the first guy's post about "roll with it baby"?

If its:
A) Please dont ban me for I am ******ed
B) Again, I am ******ed