The funny thing is, this donk would play you (you're a ******), but I'd rather watch you get no action. I saw you sitting by yourself at a few HU tables and laughed, because you cant get anyone to sit (since you steal their blinds and sit out). Now you come here pretending that you actually play more than your button and that you are free money. LOL openpushing. LOL @ you. Go sit on a pencil.

Every Forum in the history of the internet has their own version of grimstarr.

thank you for being ours.

atleast when its all said and done you still have your ipod

lol

i lold

obv karma beating you in the ass for all that blind stealing

I doubt grimm is really that close to busto, he just likes the attention.

GRAAAAPHHHH

im speechless as to how random this is

So what, every week Grimm says he's bust, and every week he still has money.
It's not like data miners are coming in with speculation, he's having a big problem reading the numbers in his cashier.

He just wants attention, and with a face like his, he has to get it from an internet forum.
See you next week Grimm when you announce once again, you are busto.

I need to move up faster.

The best part is if this is true: Hilarious
if it is a lie to generate action because everyone is on to his BS: hilarious
if he is actually robusto and pwning better players by being an a-hole: hilarious

uncontrollable lulz

I thought this thread was going to be about acne.

I lol'd

this sums it up perfectly. no ones really cares what you do anymore because all you do is bytch and moan about everything like a phucking spoiled brat.

he could be grimming us with this story.

maybe you could play better if you weren't sitting out on 10 different tables @ a time.


I sat vs Grim HU yesterday, he got the button, but he still sat out and wouldn't play me

Why didn't you quit when you were 1 million ahead

How have you not realized that you suck yet?

and fwiw this thread could be used to promote unwarranted action vs him, colombo said in a thread that he was playing pretty "tight and solid"

well if worse comes to worse you can always join the circus as the human pizza

Full Tilt Poker Game #3668082153: Table Pron (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:31:05 ET - 2007/09/25
Seat 1: Smart LAG ($2,228.50)
Seat 2: Grimstarr ($1,000)
Grimstarr posts the small blind of $5
Smart LAG posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Grimstarr raises to $1,000, and is all in
Smart LAG calls $990
Grimstarr shows [7d Qd]
Smart LAG shows [Ad Ac]
*** FLOP *** [6c 2s 6s]
*** TURN *** [6c 2s 6s] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [6c 2s 6s 9h] [Kh]
Grimstarr shows a pair of Sixes
Smart LAG shows two pair, Aces and Sixes
Smart LAG wins the pot ($1,999.50) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Grimstarr adds $1,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,000 | Rake $0.50
Board: [6c 2s 6s 9h Kh]
Seat 1: Smart LAG (big blind) showed [Ad Ac] and won ($1,999.50) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 2: Grimstarr (small blind) showed [7d Qd] and lost with a pair of Sixes

please tell me you slowrolled