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10-13-2009 , 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Skincarver
Long story short...I only have have $2.41 in change left to my name. I lost my job a couple months ago and have been living off the meager sum of money left in my bank. I was down to my last $200 this weekend and knew it wouldn't last me much longer, so i took it to the casino to try and win enough to keep me alive for the next month. Obviously I lost and now I'm screwed.

I'm so god damn ****ed. My living condition right now is total **** and I won't even be able to stay here for much longer. I don't have much family near me and they refuse to help, and none of my friends will lend me any more money. I've been looking for a job since I lost my last one, but haven't had much luck. Can't even get hired at freakin burger king. God damn **** economy.

I'm not much of an online gambler but I've had some luck in the past with online casinos...It seems I actually have more discipline online and have been able to run 50 bucks up quite a bit in the past. So what's the quickest way to turn my $2.41 into 50 bucks? Actually 60, because of the activation fee for the prepaid giftcards... Oh, and what are your guy's tips for living in your car...?
Got anything to sell? If so, PM me
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10-13-2009 , 10:11 AM
So you are strapped for cash and need to make some money right away. Well there are a few simple ways to make money in 24 hours or less. Some of these ideas are seasonal and some take quite a bit of work. Decide which ones are right for you and start earning the money that you need.

Simple Way to Make Money: eBay

Everyone knows what Ebay is. Just set up a seller's account and start selling your household stuff on Ebay. Do a completed auction search to get an idea what your items would go for. Write an informative listing making sure you include the condition of your item, the size, the color and anything else that might seem pertinent.

You must list your item with a picture. People won't buy site unseen so the clearer the picture the better. I tend to photograph my items outside because natural light is always better. If you have a hot item that you think would sell, list it with a buy it now option. I have done this and made as much as $250 in one half hour!

Simple Way to Make Money: Resume Writing

Pick up a good resume software program and put up flyers at the unemployment agencies, local colleges, libraries and other public places, advertising your resume writing service. Charge $25 for a simple student resume and $75 dollars for a more advanced professional resume or CV. The software program walks you through the process and tells where to plug in the information.

Be sure to have a list of questions to ask your customer when he calls you. You need to know full name, address, contact information and work experience. Print the resume out on good paper stock, preferably an off white to make if look more professional.

Simple Way to Make Money: Freelance Writing

If you can write, bid on some writing projects on sites such as Elance or RentACoder. You get paid through PayPal once the writing project is complete.

Get on some active internet marketing forums and offer to do research or writing for the members. Get the payment upfront and give them an idea of delivery time.

Simple Way to Make Money: Physical Labor

If you are into physical labor and it is summer time, you could always mow lawns. A lot of elderly people can't mow their own lawns anymore so you would be offering a much needed service to help them out.

In the winter, you could go house to house and offer to shovel snow. Charge $10 bucks to clear a sidewalk or walkway.

In the fall, you can offer to clean gutters and flowerbeds to get them ready for winter.

Simple Way to Make Money: Wrap Up

These are just a few ideas of how to raise $50 in 24 hours. Another good idea spinner is to think of things that nobody wants to do and do it for them; for money of course. For example, most people hate to clean their garage so offer a garage cleaning service.

With a little work and ingenuity you can make that $50 in 24 hours or less!
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10-13-2009 , 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by derrrrrp
So you are strapped for cash and need to make some money right away. Well there are a few simple ways to make money in 24 hours or less. Some of these ideas are seasonal and some take quite a bit of work. Decide which ones are right for you and start earning the money that you need.

Simple Way to Make Money: eBay

Everyone knows what Ebay is. Just set up a seller's account and start selling your household stuff on Ebay. Do a completed auction search to get an idea what your items would go for. Write an informative listing making sure you include the condition of your item, the size, the color and anything else that might seem pertinent.

You must list your item with a picture. People won't buy site unseen so the clearer the picture the better. I tend to photograph my items outside because natural light is always better. If you have a hot item that you think would sell, list it with a buy it now option. I have done this and made as much as $250 in one half hour!

Simple Way to Make Money: Resume Writing

Pick up a good resume software program and put up flyers at the unemployment agencies, local colleges, libraries and other public places, advertising your resume writing service. Charge $25 for a simple student resume and $75 dollars for a more advanced professional resume or CV. The software program walks you through the process and tells where to plug in the information.

Be sure to have a list of questions to ask your customer when he calls you. You need to know full name, address, contact information and work experience. Print the resume out on good paper stock, preferably an off white to make if look more professional.

Simple Way to Make Money: Freelance Writing

If you can write, bid on some writing projects on sites such as Elance or RentACoder. You get paid through PayPal once the writing project is complete.

Get on some active internet marketing forums and offer to do research or writing for the members. Get the payment upfront and give them an idea of delivery time.

Simple Way to Make Money: Physical Labor

If you are into physical labor and it is summer time, you could always mow lawns. A lot of elderly people can't mow their own lawns anymore so you would be offering a much needed service to help them out.

In the winter, you could go house to house and offer to shovel snow. Charge $10 bucks to clear a sidewalk or walkway.

In the fall, you can offer to clean gutters and flowerbeds to get them ready for winter.

Simple Way to Make Money: Wrap Up

These are just a few ideas of how to raise $50 in 24 hours. Another good idea spinner is to think of things that nobody wants to do and do it for them; for money of course. For example, most people hate to clean their garage so offer a garage cleaning service.

With a little work and ingenuity you can make that $50 in 24 hours or less!
hi dad
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10-13-2009 , 10:15 AM
Garbage men make ~ $100k a year in a lot of cities. No joke, have you looked into this? It might be harder to get rejected here than Burger King
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10-13-2009 , 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Chindo_Nights
research pickpocketing?
I love this answer
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10-13-2009 , 11:28 AM
felonyfights
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10-13-2009 , 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Skincarver
I've tried it, but they have a height requirement of 5'10 and I'm only 5'7...
bad genetics = no sperm bank $$
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10-13-2009 , 11:40 AM
Whore yourself out to 5 fat chicks for 10 bucks a pop. Or whore yourself out to 50 really fat chicks for a dollar.


What? Fat chicks need love too....but they gotta pay
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10-13-2009 , 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Archie Karas
you need to sort your gambling issues out dude.
only gamble what you can afford. and you clearly needed that $200.
seek some help, seriously.
pot calling the kettle black archie
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10-13-2009 , 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by wannabealive
I need info on said bajillion site for my GF, she want some of my money, she can **** off if she thinks she gettin any... Hook me up with links bros!
www.google.ca + free poker maneys
= Results 1 - 10 of about a bajillion for free poker maneys
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10-13-2009 , 01:31 PM
Donate blood, get a paper route, or get some sluts, beat 'em up and become a pimp.
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10-13-2009 , 01:51 PM
Location: Masturbating to pics of Vicky Coren

are you kidding?
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10-13-2009 , 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by slamjam027
Whore yourself out to 5 fat chicks for 10 bucks a pop. Or whore yourself out to 50 really fat chicks for a dollar.


What? Fat chicks need love too....but they gotta pay
hi there quagmire
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10-13-2009 , 03:31 PM
Ill ship u 10 dollars on stars if u post a pic of yourself with owned written on your forehead and by rivrmeadream on your chest.
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10-13-2009 , 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by mrussel2k1
Garbage men make ~ $100k a year in a lot of cities. No joke, have you looked into this?
wait wat
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10-13-2009 , 03:46 PM
I don't know where live, but what about a delivery guy? My local Chinese restaurant always has a sign up looking for drivers. They will even give you left over food I'm sure.

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Originally Posted by sjp507
Location: Masturbating to pics of Vicky Coren

are you kidding?
+1. Terrible terrible choice.

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Originally Posted by RivrMeaDream
Ill ship u 10 dollars on stars if u post a pic of yourself with owned written on your forehead and by rivrmeadream on your chest.
Practically free money OP!

Seriously though, go speak to someone. Anyone who blows there last $200 in the casino has a problem.
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10-13-2009 , 04:23 PM
5:00 am Home Depot...
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10-13-2009 , 04:25 PM
stop paying for the internet
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10-13-2009 , 05:47 PM
go to craigslist...make a post that u want to suck some dick for $50 bucks...im guessing u should be able to make a few hundo by the next day....good luck
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10-13-2009 , 06:11 PM
While perhaps not A1 masturbation material, Vicky Coren is class.

She is smart, good looking, and almost certainly some kinda of freaky sex goddess. There is literally no other woman in poker I want more.
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10-13-2009 , 06:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skincarver
Long story short...I only have have $2.41 in change left to my name. I lost my job a couple months ago and have been living off the meager sum of money left in my bank. I was down to my last $200 this weekend and knew it wouldn't last me much longer, so i took it to the casino to try and win enough to keep me alive for the next month. Obviously I lost and now I'm screwed.

I'm so god damn ****ed. My living condition right now is total **** and I won't even be able to stay here for much longer. I don't have much family near me and they refuse to help, and none of my friends will lend me any more money. I've been looking for a job since I lost my last one, but haven't had much luck. Can't even get hired at freakin burger king. God damn **** economy.

I'm not much of an online gambler but I've had some luck in the past with online casinos...It seems I actually have more discipline online and have been able to run 50 bucks up quite a bit in the past. So what's the quickest way to turn my $2.41 into 50 bucks? Actually 60, because of the activation fee for the prepaid giftcards... Oh, and what are your guy's tips for living in your car...?

Let this be an important lesson to you to not vote donkeys into office next election. In fact maybe you should go down to the whitehouse and ask when the that redistribution of wealth is happening.
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10-13-2009 , 06:25 PM
You're going to end up on the street and it sounds like it's your own fault. Noone owes you a living.
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10-13-2009 , 06:34 PM
go to a fknin grocery store and bag. not that hard. 50bucks a day and in a week you'll get paid and you're out of the hole

if you need money that bad swallow your pride
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10-13-2009 , 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by KeepDaChange
Let this be an important lesson to you to not vote donkeys into office next election. In fact maybe you should go down to the whitehouse and ask when the that redistribution of wealth is happening.
LURK MOAR
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10-13-2009 , 06:48 PM
Offer add on Craigslist to suck **** for 50$ when guy comes hit him on the head take money >> Casino >> Robusto...
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