Smiley = Dirksen right? (with his friend playing before ldo)

livb112 FULL TILT NOT POKER STARS ZOMG!1 lolz



15 win streak once o.o

that guy crushes the [censored] out of HU SnGs

my current name





my name before I turned 18, pretty funny.

lul

^^ sweet, and shes 99 as well.

A+

Somebody please post Nannybarb from Crypto. Its case sensitive with Crypto so just like i write it there. That is one consistent(ly bad) micro grinder.

Does anyone else get nosebleeds everytime they think about party poker?

all 10$ or less

^ Truly awful player. Just hate it when the other fish tell him 'to read a book' or 'learn how to play'.

yeah, I guess thats where the slight decrease in negative ROI comes from during those last 5k tourneys.

Villains train of thought??!

jada7 on pacific. His wouldn't be so awesome except that he has one of these.

To go along with this graph.

A true BBVer, IMO

I just played against another craptastic player named Gregde on Pokerstars. When I sharkscoped him afterwards, I noticed that he had an ROI of -100% after 41 games. That's right. He is 0-41 on SnGs.

I love this thread, the grapths rock lol

yeah this thread is great.

please, keep them coming.

moumouth is deep in the stars mil top 9 in chips. It will be awesome if he wins, he'll be only 200k in the hole then...

lilholdem is deep n chips too

PokerStars Game #13473644096: Tournament #67350650, $500+$30 Hold'em No Limit - Level XX (6000/12000) - 2007/11/25 - 23:49:36 (ET)
Table '67350650 79' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Needleking (166739 in chips)
Seat 2: euroman187 (544908 in chips)
Seat 3: lindeTaucha (236220 in chips)
Seat 4: moumouth (541521 in chips)
Seat 5: mike8324 (375909 in chips)
Seat 6: JSY_GARY (49200 in chips)
Seat 7: lilholdem954 (559636 in chips)
Seat 8: fhaugen (535200 in chips)
Seat 9: SupermanJM (213740 in chips)
Needleking: posts the ante 1200
euroman187: posts the ante 1200
lindeTaucha: posts the ante 1200
moumouth: posts the ante 1200
mike8324: posts the ante 1200
JSY_GARY: posts the ante 1200
lilholdem954: posts the ante 1200
fhaugen: posts the ante 1200
SupermanJM: posts the ante 1200
SupermanJM: posts small blind 6000
Needleking: posts big blind 12000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
moumouth said, "YES IN VEGAS WPT BELLAGIO QUAND IL A FINI 3EME"
euroman187: folds
lindeTaucha: raises 16888 to 28888
moumouth: calls 28888
mike8324: folds
JSY_GARY: folds
lilholdem954: calls 28888
fhaugen: folds
SupermanJM: folds
Needleking: calls 16888
*** FLOP *** [Th Tc 8c]
Needleking: checks
lindeTaucha: checks
moumouth: checks
lilholdem954: bets 75000
Needleking: folds
lindeTaucha: folds
moumouth: calls 75000
*** TURN *** [Th Tc 8c] [Qh]
moumouth: checks
lilholdem954: checks
*** RIVER *** [Th Tc 8c Qh] [7h]
moumouth: checks
lilholdem954: bets 90000
moumouth: calls 90000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
lilholdem954: shows [Qs Jc] (two pair, Queens and Tens)
moumouth: shows [8d Jd] (two pair, Tens and Eights)
lilholdem954 collected 462352 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 462352 | Rake 0
Board [Th Tc 8c Qh 7h]
Seat 1: Needleking (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: euroman187 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: lindeTaucha folded on the Flop
Seat 4: moumouth showed [8d Jd] and lost with two pair, Tens and Eights
Seat 5: mike8324 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: JSY_GARY folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: lilholdem954 showed [Qs Jc] and won (462352) with two pair, Queens and Tens
Seat 8: fhaugen (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: SupermanJM (small blind) folded before Flop

Um wow...

PokerStars Game #13473698085: Tournament #67350650, $500+$30 Hold'em No Limit - Level XX (6000/12000) - 2007/11/25 - 23:53:18 (ET)
Table '67350650 79' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: euroman187 (523308 in chips)
Seat 3: lindeTaucha (348783 in chips)
Seat 4: moumouth (344033 in chips)
Seat 5: mike8324 (372309 in chips)
Seat 6: JSY_GARY (45600 in chips)
Seat 7: lilholdem954 (824500 in chips)
Seat 8: fhaugen (560400 in chips)
Seat 9: SupermanJM (204140 in chips)
euroman187: posts the ante 1200
lindeTaucha: posts the ante 1200
moumouth: posts the ante 1200
mike8324: posts the ante 1200
JSY_GARY: posts the ante 1200
lilholdem954: posts the ante 1200
fhaugen: posts the ante 1200
SupermanJM: posts the ante 1200
lindeTaucha: posts small blind 6000
moumouth: posts big blind 12000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
mike8324: folds
JSY_GARY: folds
lilholdem954: raises 20000 to 32000
fhaugen: folds
SupermanJM: folds
euroman187: folds
lindeTaucha: folds
moumouth: calls 20000
*** FLOP *** [2c 2s 2d]
moumouth: checks
lilholdem954: bets 45000
moumouth: calls 45000
*** TURN *** [2c 2s 2d] [9d]
moumouth: checks
lilholdem954: bets 108000
moumouth: raises 157833 to 265833 and is all-in
lilholdem954: calls 157833
*** RIVER *** [2c 2s 2d 9d] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
moumouth: shows [Ah 9h] (a full house, Deuces full of Nines)
lilholdem954: shows [Qd Qs] (a full house, Deuces full of Queens)
lilholdem954 collected 701266 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 701266 | Rake 0
Board [2c 2s 2d 9d 5s]
Seat 2: euroman187 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: lindeTaucha (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: moumouth (big blind) showed [Ah 9h] and lost with a full house, Deuces full of Nines
Seat 5: mike8324 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: JSY_GARY folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: lilholdem954 showed [Qd Qs] and won (701266) with a full house, Deuces full of Queens
Seat 8: fhaugen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: SupermanJM folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Rogerafs on full tilt

Bump, this thread is much better.