TimeOut1956 697 -$1 $3 -33% -$572 - PokerStars

Who is this? I lol'd too hard for this to be real, I want to see on sharkscope for myself.

It looks like repeated attempts at martingaling.

He temporarily gave up at 1100. Had he just doubled again he could've gotten it all back. He sucks at martingale systems if he's just going to quit if he loses. He was due!

Cashback: Ill win eventually so ship the gold star crucial

That looks really pretty until you realize the guy's making $0.50 a SNG.

in that case, someone post v11gt on ftp. sick life

exactly ! Dunno whats his problem to not move up ..

v11gt does not exist.... and LOL at the shot-taker


i found an old file i had saved and then rechecked it just now. Old one on the right..

PLayed with this guy today, clemalex10

he had a prety good upswing tho could hapen again

Saw gold star pokerpoaAAA playin $1 DoN, and lol'd a bit when i saw his graph. He's grinding out those DoN like mad. First post, donno if image will work.
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this is the image the clown above me tried to post. evidently, its a thumbnail. for future reference, right click the damn image, copy image location, then post that in the reply box in between image tags. or do other ways that work. and cut it out with the damn thumbnails.

and that, bbv, is what grinds my gears.

Was told by this guy i was the worst player he had ever seen. He said its stupid i "slowplayed" my hand and i got very lucky.

No Limit Holdem Tournament
"Turbo" $30 NLH Double Up Buy-In: $30+$3
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Stenko1920 (1080)
UTG+1 Hero (1069)
CO PickoAso (2402)
BTN DJKiSa1 (1279)
SB 3HGPoker (1380)
BB ypousselepuck (1790)

Blinds: 30/60

Pre-flop: (90, 6 players) Hero is UTG+1 Q Q
Stenko1920 raises to 120, Hero raises to 360, 2 folds, 3HGPoker calls 330, 1 fold, Stenko1920 folds

Flop: T T 8 (900, 2 players)
3HGPoker bets 1,020, Hero goes all-in 709

Turn: 9 (2,629, 2 players)

River: K (2,629, 2 players)

Final Pot: 2,629
3HGPoker shows: 8 7
Hero shows: Q Q

3HGPoker wins 311 ( lost -1,069 )
Hero wins 2,318 ( won +1,249 )
Stenko1920 lost -120


Guess i should have known even before i looked up his graph...... avg stake $14 lol.

His play...

Full Tilt Poker Sat to the $200K Double Deuce No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t40/t80 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: t1130
SB: t2830
Hero (BB): t7400
UTG: t1140
UTG+1: t1920
UTG+2: t2375
MP1: t2795
MP2: t1510
CO: t5335

Pre Flop: (t120) Hero is BB with J 8
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t80, UTG+2 calls t80, MP1 calls t80, 1 fold, CO calls t80, 1 fold, SB calls t40, Hero checks

Flop: (t480) Q 6 A (6 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, UTG+2 checks, MP1 bets t80, CO raises to t160, SB folds, Hero folds, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls t80

Turn: (t800) A (2 players)
MP1 checks, CO checks

River: (t800) J (2 players)
MP1 bets t800, CO raises to t5095 all in, MP1 calls t1755 all in



The long term result of such plays...




Username: topbike
Games Played: 917
Av. Profit: -$7
Av. Stake: $11
Av. ROI: -65%
Total Profit: -$5,986

El Claudio on ftp
Av. Stake - $6
Av. Profit - -$7 (lol how)
-90% roi



I tried to trap him and got taken to skool!



Full Tilt Poker, $11 + $1 NL Hold'em Sit n' Go, 50/100 Blinds, 8 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

fatso999 (UTG): 570
El Claudio (UTG+1): 1,470
Hero (MP1): 1,655
austinlab (MP2): 1,725
oddsmakers711 (CO): 2,780
diggerb81 (BTN): 1,570
bfour72 (SB): 915
KingKovacs (BB): 2,815

Pre-Flop: (150) A A dealt to Hero (MP1)
fatso999 folds, El Claudio raises to 200, Hero calls 200, 5 folds

Flop: (550) K 7 Q (2 Players)
El Claudio bets 200, Hero raises to 600, El Claudio calls 400

Turn: (1,750) 5 (2 Players)
El Claudio bets 100, Hero raises to 855 and is All-In, El Claudio calls 570 and is All-In

River: (3,090) 2 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: 3,090 Pot
El Claudio showed J 8 (a flush, Queen high) and WON 3,090 (+1,620 NET)
Hero showed A A (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-1,470 NET)

Check out elion22 on stars.

Not really awesome but i like them




Are the games getting harder? Hmmm exhibit A

I know my SharkScope is nothing to brag about, but Jesus Christ, how is it even possible to suck this bad?

Shot taking 101

How about this one

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^^
perfect

notamodel, help