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****Too Drunk and Tired to Make an April Fools-Themed LC/NC Thread**** ****Too Drunk and Tired to Make an April Fools-Themed LC/NC Thread****

04-02-2017 , 09:59 PM
Spoiler:
04-03-2017 , 03:50 AM


04-03-2017 , 04:51 AM
I think you just invented my undertitle!
04-03-2017 , 05:33 AM
This is how sports weekend looks like in the normal parts of the world, **** you denmarkian nits.
04-03-2017 , 08:33 AM
Just shut up, Monday. No one wants to hear it.
04-03-2017 , 09:23 AM
**** you monday
04-03-2017 , 09:24 AM
            1. 1. **** you monday
            2. 2. i'll skip you oneday
            3. 3. just not funday
            4. 4. wish it were sunday
            5. 5. another **** you monday
            6. 6. boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i poop on company time
            7. 7. cull continues today
04-03-2017 , 09:26 AM
**** you Monday you POS.

AF is strong with the memes.
04-03-2017 , 09:43 AM
Round four is up.

I don't expect this to end well.
04-03-2017 , 10:15 AM
**** you monday
04-03-2017 , 10:48 AM
Sammy's gonna eat vegetables today. Sammy's not sure how his body will react to this kind of punishment.
04-03-2017 , 11:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Sammy's gonna eat vegetables today. Sammy's not sure how his body will react to this kind of punishment.
you should try tossing the salad for your girlfriend.

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 04-03-2017 at 11:24 AM.
04-03-2017 , 11:18 AM
04-03-2017 , 11:19 AM
Sammy does not understand what The Fiddler said.
04-03-2017 , 11:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Sammy does not understand what The Fiddler said.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...alad%20Tossing
04-03-2017 , 11:25 AM
is that better?

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 04-03-2017 at 11:25 AM. Reason: English is a second language for Aussies (or I should try proofreading)
04-03-2017 , 11:28 AM
That's ****ing disgusting. People actually do that? Tossing the salad on her, sounds a lot better now.
04-03-2017 , 12:02 PM
itt sammy wants to rub his butthole on SammysGF
04-03-2017 , 12:37 PM
04-03-2017 , 12:59 PM
That looks like a turd.
04-03-2017 , 01:05 PM
Sheep's turds are weird
04-03-2017 , 01:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Sammy's gonna eat vegetables today. Sammy's not sure how his body will react to this kind of punishment.
Asparagus season just started; I will eat a lot of vegetables (well, just Asparagus) the next weeks!

And that's no code for sex stuff. WTF is wrong with people?
04-03-2017 , 01:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Asparagus season just started; I will eat a lot of vegetables (well, just Asparagus) the next weeks!

And that's no code for sex stuff. WTF is wrong with people?
Fresh Asparagus wrapped in bacon on the grill is the nuts. Same goes for mushrooms.
04-03-2017 , 01:17 PM
Sammy, I see your dog has the runs
04-03-2017 , 01:17 PM
there is nothing wrong with a good salad tossing ime

      
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