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04-25-2017 , 04:17 PM

#1301

Morphismus

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04-25-2017 , 04:28 PM

#1302

Sheep86

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Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Should I be mad that I've had 3 emails today from people who use Comic Sans as their default business font? Some people get worked up about Comic Sans. I can't summon the energy.

This is such a great post. It describes the despair of a dull office job so perfectly. And that's not even considering the fact that it was probably written at the office.

04-25-2017 , 04:38 PM

#1303

Morphismus

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04-25-2017 , 04:52 PM

#1304

HandsomeMan

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That special feeling when you download a 34gb movie, and forget to check if it's German dubbed. Arghhhhhhh, damn Germans.

04-25-2017 , 04:54 PM

#1305

Mr.mmmKay

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Try rubbing the dub off of it

04-25-2017 , 04:56 PM

#1306

HandsomeMan

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Sammy's rubbed enough Germans in his life.

04-25-2017 , 04:57 PM

#1307

Mr.mmmKay

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Scheisse

04-25-2017 , 04:57 PM

#1308

AlwaysFolding

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Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

Sammy's rubbed enough Germans in his life.

Quoted for posterity

And because we all knew about your love of sperm sauce. Germ-sperm-sauce

04-25-2017 , 04:59 PM

#1309

HandsomeMan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Scheiße

fyp

04-25-2017 , 05:01 PM

#1310

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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04-25-2017 , 05:09 PM

#1311

Colin_Piddle

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F U Wednesday. At least its a short week!

04-25-2017 , 05:31 PM

#1312

Sheep86

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Quote:

Ninety percent of the land area of Nauru is covered with phosphate deposits. A land with phosphate deposits is inarable. This is why Nauru has very little arable land and relies on importing processed food,[3][5] which is high in both sugar and fat,[3] from large Oceanian countries like Australia and New Zealand.[5] Most, if not all, of the diet on Nauru is high fat and high sugar foods, that contain very little nutritional value.
Apart from unhealthy diet, lack of physical exercise, and lack of proper health education, cultural attitude towards obesity has played an important role in the high obesity rate in the country. According to the University of Queensland professor and South Pacific researcher Clive Moore, obesity is seen as a sign of wealth in Nauru.[3]

Poor Nauru. Colin, how could you?

04-25-2017 , 05:36 PM

#1313

Morphismus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

That special feeling when you download a 34gb movie, and forget to check if it's German dubbed. Arghhhhhhh, damn Germans.

Which movie?

04-25-2017 , 05:38 PM

#1314

HandsomeMan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Which movie?

Hunt for the Wilderpeople

04-25-2017 , 06:13 PM

#1315

Morphismus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

Wo die wilden Menschen jagen

fyp

Bad translation btw. Means like the opposite?

04-25-2017 , 06:15 PM

#1316

Colin_Piddle

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New Zealand produces arguably the best meat in the world and also has superb quality of milk. I don't know what we are giving those Naureans. Must be the aussies.

04-25-2017 , 06:21 PM

#1317

HandsomeMan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

fyp

Bad translation btw. Means like the opposite?

Yeah, you're not very good at German.

04-25-2017 , 06:35 PM

#1318

Morphismus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

Yeah, you're not very good at German.

...but translating it back to English means "Where the Wilderpeople hunt". That's not exactly the same as "Hunt for the Wilderpeople", is it?

04-25-2017 , 06:39 PM

#1319

HandsomeMan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

...but translating it back to English means "Where the Wilderpeople hunt". That's not exactly the same as "Hunt for the Wilderpeople", is it?

Did you drink a Maß or something, you're acting kinda weird? You're the one that translated it wrong, Morph. Don't worry about it, men your age tend to forget things.

04-25-2017 , 06:47 PM

#1320

Morphismus

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OK, misunderstanding. I didn't do the first translation, that's the official German title: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wo_die...Menschen_jagen

04-25-2017 , 06:52 PM

#1321

HandsomeMan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

OK, misunderstanding. I didn't do the first translation, that's the official German title: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wo_die...Menschen_jagen

Lol, Sammy misunderstood too, for a minute there he thought you had gone crazy. Yes, the translation is wrong, it means the opposite of what the actual title is, just like Sammy said. Did Morph watch the movie?

04-25-2017 , 06:56 PM

#1322

Morphismus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

Lol, Sammy misunderstood too, for a minute there he thought you had gone crazy. Yes, the translation is wrong, it means the opposite of what the actual title is, just like Morph said. Did Morph watch the movie?

fyp

and no