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04-25-2017 , 10:24 AM

#1276

suitedjustice

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

I'd rather be 30th and have more days off, but...it's not anyone else's fault that I'm an office worker. I could be a hobo and have every day off.

04-25-2017 , 10:25 AM

#1277

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,997

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

No days off for 'Murica. Too busy being the richest and most powerful nation the world has ever seen.

You missed fattest and most in debt.

04-25-2017 , 10:27 AM

#1278

suitedjustice

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Mexico passed us recently as the fattest.

04-25-2017 , 10:29 AM

#1279

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,997

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Mexico passed us recently as the fattest.

Aren't they part of the USA until the wall is built?

04-25-2017 , 10:30 AM

#1280

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I could show him what to do. Sammy is the sort of guy that probably doesn't mind being cucked.

honestly this didn't surprise me either conceptually or just as a response.

04-25-2017 , 10:31 AM

#1281

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

I'd rather be 30th and have more days off, but...it's not anyone else's fault that I'm an office worker. I could be a hobo and have every day off.

Spoiler:

04-25-2017 , 10:33 AM

#1282

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Aren't they part of the USA until the wall is built?

They're not sending us their fattest. It's too far to walk.

04-25-2017 , 10:36 AM

#1283

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,997

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

They're not sending us their fattest. It's too far to walk.

Soon (and when I say "soon", I mean never) they will need to be quite athletic to get over the wall.

04-25-2017 , 10:53 AM

#1284

suitedjustice

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Sooner build an elevator to the International Space Station. It's shorter and less of a pain logistically.

04-25-2017 , 10:55 AM

#1285

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Sooner build an elevator to the International Space Station. It's shorter and less of a pain logistically.

I found a picture of one of those elevators

Spoiler:

04-25-2017 , 10:56 AM

#1286

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

We're gonna build an elevator to the International Space Station and the Danes are going to pay for it!

04-25-2017 , 11:07 AM

#1287

suitedjustice

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Nobody takes Spilmaks

04-25-2017 , 11:08 AM

#1288

suitedjustice

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I found a picture of one of those elevators

Spoiler:

Too soon.

Suppose I should get to work now. I'm not MAGA by ****posting all day.

04-25-2017 , 11:25 AM

#1289

Sheep86

****Too Drunk and Tired to Make an April Fools-Themed LC/NC Thread****

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In 2007 Forbes.com reported that, according to the World Health Organization's (WHO) latest estimate, Nauru has the highest percentage of overweight inhabitants among all countries. The estimation identified 94.5% of its residents as overweight. The obesity rate is 71.7%, the highest in the world. The definition of "overweight" and "obesity" are based on body mass index (BMI). People with BMI more than or equal to 25 are classified as overweight, and people with BMI more than or equal to 30 are classified as obese.

The average body weight among Nauruans is estimated to be approximately 100 kilograms (220 lb). Nauru has an average BMI between 34 and 35.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_Nauru

04-25-2017 , 11:27 AM

#1290

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Good morning Mr. Sheep, how nice of you to educate us.

04-25-2017 , 11:29 AM

#1291

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Quote:

Ninety percent of the land area of Nauru is covered with phosphate deposits. A land with phosphate deposits is inarable. This is why Nauru has very little arable land and relies on importing processed food,[3][5] which is high in both sugar and fat,[3] from large Oceanian countries like Australia and New Zealand.[5] Most, if not all, of the diet on Nauru is high fat and high sugar foods, that contain very little nutritional value.
Apart from unhealthy diet, lack of physical exercise, and lack of proper health education, cultural attitude towards obesity has played an important role in the high obesity rate in the country. According to the University of Queensland professor and South Pacific researcher Clive Moore, obesity is seen as a sign of wealth in Nauru.[3]

04-25-2017 , 12:28 PM

#1292

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

usa #19 still going strong among all those lol countries
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...ass_Index_(BMI)

04-25-2017 , 02:02 PM

#1293

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

lol at USA#1

04-25-2017 , 02:33 PM

#1294

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

We have Monday and Wednesday off cos Birthday of Buddha LDO lol. I love HK holidays. Sometimes you even have a day off cos its the next day after a holiday that is on a Sunday.

...and what about Tuesday? And why?

Was he born one day, and then born again two days later?

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Some people in Murica are powerful. However the vast majority is basically being enslaved.

Spoiler:

Mind you, this comes from a Bavarian!

04-25-2017 , 02:36 PM

#1295

Morphismus

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04-25-2017 , 03:02 PM

#1296

HandsomeMan

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Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

...and what about Tuesday? And why?

Was he born one day, and then born again two days later?

Plants need water to grow.

04-25-2017 , 03:26 PM

#1297

suitedjustice

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Should I be mad that I've had 3 emails today from people who use Comic Sans as their default business font? Some people get worked up about Comic Sans. I can't summon the energy.

04-25-2017 , 03:32 PM

#1298

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Should I be mad that I've had 3 emails today from people who use Comic Sans as their default business font? Some people get worked up about Comic Sans. I can't summon the energy.

Just hide under your table next time. Comic Sans font users hate that.

04-25-2017 , 03:59 PM

#1299

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Should I be mad that I've had 3 emails today from people who use Comic Sans as their default business font? Some people get worked up about Comic Sans. I can't summon the energy.

Seems like they are...

Spoiler: