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04-01-2017 , 02:02 PM

#51

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

The Belgs will be making that money for Sammy today.

04-01-2017 , 02:06 PM

#52

Sheep86

****Too Drunk and Tired to Make an April Fools-Themed LC/NC Thread****

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,635

The first Sunday of April is sacred in Flanders. The region has been the epicentre of the cycling world over the past couple of weeks but it has all been geared towards this day: Ronde Van Vlaanderen day. This isn't any old day but neither is it any old Ronde; it's Tom Boonen's final Tour of Flanders. The handkerchiefs are on hand, the newspapers have been stuffed with 'Tommeke' features and pull-outs and Flanders is ready to bid farewell to its favourite son.

04-01-2017 , 02:16 PM

#53

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Stupid sexy Flanders.

04-01-2017 , 02:40 PM

#54

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Sammy, did Lars Lokke Rasmussen pee in the Whitehouse water fountain?

04-01-2017 , 02:40 PM

#55

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

I've put my money on Van Avermaet

04-01-2017 , 02:46 PM

#56

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

Sammy, did Lars Lokke Rasmussen pee in the Whitehouse water fountain?

Yes ofc, he wanted to make a good impression on Trump.

04-01-2017 , 02:49 PM

#57

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

I've put my money on Van Avermaet

Good bet, it's going to be either him or Sagan.

04-01-2017 , 02:49 PM

#58

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Gesendet von meinem KIW-L21 mit Tapatalk

Tapatalk did an update and reset the signature option. It's a good phone though. The fingerprint sensor at the back is the nuts; I'll never buy a phone again without one.

04-01-2017 , 02:51 PM

#59

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Tapatalk did an update and reset the signature option. It's a good phone though. The fingerprint sensor at the back is the nuts; I'll never buy a phone again without one.

Nerd

04-01-2017 , 02:54 PM

#60

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Learn to build your own computers wannabe-engineer!

04-01-2017 , 02:57 PM

#61

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Calm down Morph. Sammy builds his own computers, just not when it's a laptop.

04-01-2017 , 03:20 PM

#62

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

ok AF

04-01-2017 , 03:20 PM

#63

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

I will drink them all tonight.

04-01-2017 , 03:23 PM

#64

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

hi franfran how is the day

04-01-2017 , 03:30 PM

#65

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Calm down Morph. Sammy builds his own computers, just not when it's a laptop.

So... specs of the last rig you built?

04-01-2017 , 03:36 PM

#66

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

So... specs of the last rig you built?

2 years old. The tower is black. Water-cooled. It has a on/off button on the front. You can put 18 beer cans on top of the tower. Any 13 year old boy can put together a pc, it's not rocket sience.

04-01-2017 , 03:49 PM

#67

Butler Jeeves

enthusiast

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

2 years old. The tower is black. Water-cooled. It has a on/off button on the front. You can put 18 beer cans on top of the tower. Any 13 year old boy can put together a pc, it's not rocket sience.

Then why did you ask me to build it, Mr. Sammy?

04-01-2017 , 04:08 PM

#68

Morphismus

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

04-01-2017 , 04:22 PM

#69

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

The Belgs will be making that money for Sammy today.

Sammy's so good at this it's scary.

04-01-2017 , 04:33 PM

#70

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Sammy just made a new €1500 bet. When Sammy was placing the bet, there was some kind of browser screw up and Sammy accidentally placed the bet twice. Lucky for Sammy that he's so good at this, that he'll probably end up winning twice the amount he planned to.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 04-01-2017 at 04:38 PM.

04-01-2017 , 04:45 PM

#71

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

GL GL FWWM!

04-01-2017 , 05:03 PM

#72

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

inb4 sorting algorithm post storm. Sammy, you don't want to awaken that beast.

04-01-2017 , 05:52 PM

#73

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

...so Sammy is betting on Belgian and Dutch sluts?

04-01-2017 , 06:03 PM

#74

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Did I just got double trolled by Morph? Usually it's me who baits a response from Sammy only to troll his reply. And the slut joke ™ is my turf.

Totally unacceptable.