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04-10-2017 , 07:37 AM

#501

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

sammy is too dumb for nba

04-10-2017 , 09:09 AM

#502

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

din kanelsnegle er formentlig bare taler meow samuel

04-10-2017 , 09:10 AM

#503

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Really Monday? That's all you got? You're too low to curse at.

04-10-2017 , 09:10 AM

#504

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

the Minnesnowta Timberwolves are awful ****-nuggets

04-10-2017 , 09:12 AM

#505

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

**** you, Monday. SJ may be above your bull**** but I'm not. ****y Monday ****sville

04-10-2017 , 09:14 AM

#506

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

1. **** you right in the trachea Monday
2. day 2 no caffeine wtf is wrong with me
3. only left the house for CostCo yesterday. Today it will be only left house for work
4. sammy is very sensitive today
5. I can't go gamble with a bad neck
6. Natamus good work, spill those maks my way when you're done with the indians
7. FranFran I made it to you as usual but you're off eating raw turtles

04-10-2017 , 09:17 AM

#507

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,001

I heard Sammy had to sell his computer so he could pay off his debt to his bookie.

Poor Sammy.

04-10-2017 , 09:20 AM

#508

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,180

You take that back right now!

04-10-2017 , 09:22 AM

#509

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

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Fiddles you're talking the crazy talk again.

Clearly Samuel uses the public library for intraweb

04-10-2017 , 01:26 PM

#510

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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AF fkfndkcnsankd

drinking monday beers

04-10-2017 , 01:35 PM

#511

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

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fkfndkcnsankd = raw turtles in croatian?

04-10-2017 , 01:48 PM

#512

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

sammy is too dumb for nba

This. Phil Jackson is a genius.

Spoiler:

04-10-2017 , 02:53 PM

#513

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

hello monday, i will try and start embracing you

Spoiler:

04-10-2017 , 03:07 PM

#514

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

hello monday, i will try and start embracing you

Spoiler:

good tactic is

**** you monday in the morning

drink them all afternoon

04-10-2017 , 10:37 PM

#515

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

tomorrow the cull vote becomes real

I'm thinking we can allow all gimmicks, new or old, to vote for the funsies.
just kidding that would be absurd^^^
Except Sammy's. Sammy's dont count

04-10-2017 , 11:22 PM

#516

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

I... I don't know what's going on around here...

04-10-2017 , 11:36 PM

#517

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Colin has 2 days and 1.5 hours left at work before Easter (5 days off!). Colin will be drinking them all very soon. Colin sees Easter Monday is not even a public holiday in America. Thanks Obama.

04-11-2017 , 03:03 AM

#518

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

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Nope. A lot of business are open on Friday as well, so Jesus died for nothing in America.

04-11-2017 , 05:14 AM

#519

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

So, either we discovered sammies ID, or everyone is ******ed in Denmark.

04-11-2017 , 05:16 AM

#520

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,520

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Nope. A lot of business are open on Friday as well, so Jesus died for nothing in America.

04-11-2017 , 05:18 AM

#521

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,520

Poor Murican work slaves. We have Friday and Monday off and nobody's even Christian here

04-11-2017 , 05:18 AM

#522

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,180

I don't have friday off

And I'm more Christian than my own shadow

04-11-2017 , 09:08 AM

#523

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

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I don't have Friday off but I'm Catholic so we all know I don't go to church.

04-11-2017 , 09:18 AM

#524

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

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**** you tuesday

04-11-2017 , 09:19 AM

#525

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

1. **** you tuesday
2. **** you monday
3. **** you wendesday
4. love you coffee
5. culling continues once I get my machine up and running
6. Nate I don't know what's happening here either
7. FranFran will you help me get a UT

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