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****Too Drunk and Tired to Make an April Fools-Themed LC/NC Thread**** ****Too Drunk and Tired to Make an April Fools-Themed LC/NC Thread****

04-25-2017 , 07:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HandsomeMan
It's all part of the master plan.
You sound like Trump with these secret plans no one knows about.
04-25-2017 , 11:24 PM
FAKE PLANS
04-26-2017 , 08:42 AM
**** you wednesday
04-26-2017 , 08:47 AM
1. **** you wednesday
2. hi sheep fran is cool too
3. It feels like a memeday. I'm gonna meme today.
4. it has been raining for days
5. **** you rain
6. where's my drought
7. make the midwest drought again fiddles
8. where in canada are you
04-26-2017 , 08:51 AM
You can't meme me.

I'm perfect.
04-26-2017 , 08:52 AM
Toronto.
04-26-2017 , 08:57 AM
04-26-2017 , 09:02 AM
Fran is cool too? wtf was that?

I will call sammy directly on his dannish wire phone and tell him to put you on his ignore list if this happens again.
04-26-2017 , 09:03 AM
hai mrmmk

how are you?

ok?

ok
04-26-2017 , 09:06 AM
I'M OK
04-26-2017 , 09:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FranFran
Fran is cool too? wtf was that?
just making sure you read the list Mr. FranFran.

Remember that time I told Sammy "**** you" every day for a week? Let's not forget this.
04-26-2017 , 09:25 AM
danish wire phone sounds complicated. I'm not sure they learn heavy technology in danishmark
04-26-2017 , 09:28 AM
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04-26-2017 , 09:41 AM
lol Fosters beer.

No one drinks that piss.
04-26-2017 , 09:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
...and what about Tuesday? And why? Was he born one day, and then born again two days later?
Wednesday you bow to the Buddha, Monday you bow to the mighty communist party like everywhere else, except for land of the fee. Easy game.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Mind you, this comes from a Bavarian!
Communism has a long tradition in Bavaria. A long history of unsuccessful coups LOL. But I think they just did the wrong way. They shouldve centered on something Bavarians really care about, like the beer price.
04-26-2017 , 09:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
lol Fosters beer.

No one drinks that piss.
Yes, exporting piss is approved, especially to Denmark and the UK, everyone should do it
04-26-2017 , 10:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
Yes, exporting piss is approved, especially to Denmark and the UK, everyone should do it
Currently there is 100m pints of Fosters sold a year in Australia. There is 1.2b pints sold in the UK.

They can have it!
04-26-2017 , 11:11 AM
Foster's UK is 1% more pissy than Australian Foster's even.
04-26-2017 , 11:19 AM
04-26-2017 , 11:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
Spoiler:
Perfect!

Last edited by Sheep86; 04-26-2017 at 11:32 AM. Reason: hai Mr. Folding!
04-26-2017 , 11:34 AM
Victoria Bitter is the one everyone drinks, right?

I've never tried it, but it has a star at ratebeer.com

Spoiler:
one star, that is

      
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