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Old 07-22-2008, 03:10 AM   #76
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Re: The Tits have been shipped, The Stars Nightly is mine to win

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Old 07-22-2008, 03:12 AM   #77
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Re: The Tits have been shipped, The Stars Nightly is mine to win



Chode has been boomswitched by me gg all.
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:13 AM   #78
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holy **** chodezilla you suck you have been folding for 30 mins straight
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:13 AM   #79
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i'm PUMPED FOR THIS
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:14 AM   #80
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oooooooooHHHHHH

J4s = nuts
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:14 AM   #81
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Re: The Tits have been shipped, The Stars Nightly is mine to win

his fold rate is like $500 an hour tho
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:15 AM   #82
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his fold rate is like $500 an hour tho

I think he gave up more equity than that by folding.
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:16 AM   #83
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1st place 29k, 9th place 2k. Stop folding.
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:17 AM   #84
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OMG WRETCHY JUST OWNED YOU
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:17 AM   #85
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:17 AM   #86
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LMFAOFMAFMALFMALFALMFOOOOOO
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:17 AM   #87
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is there no justice in this cruel cruel world?
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:17 AM   #88
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Well, that was disgusting. oh well, nice run.
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:17 AM   #89
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:17 AM   #90
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lmao....get raped
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:17 AM   #91
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:17 AM   #92
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:17 AM   #93
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sevendeuceoffsuitaments FTW

lol @ the worst hand in poker beating the worst player in poker!!!!!!!111 1
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:18 AM   #94
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Oh my, wretchy is so gonna get stabbed
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:18 AM   #95
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being cool with j 4 =

PokerStars Game #19007528534: Tournament #96572594, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level XXIV (8000/16000) - 2008/07/22 - 03:16:06 (ET)
Table '96572594 97' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: dolfan (513568 in chips)
Seat 2: TorontoToro (532100 in chips)
Seat 3: WatchTheSea (135400 in chips)
Seat 4: ChodeZilla (69763 in chips)
Seat 6: kidd 711 (910558 in chips)
Seat 7: itsweezybaby (344458 in chips)
Seat 8: JrVOT29 (417177 in chips)
Seat 9: Wretchy (337976 in chips)
dolfan: posts the ante 1600
TorontoToro: posts the ante 1600
WatchTheSea: posts the ante 1600
ChodeZilla: posts the ante 1600
kidd 711: posts the ante 1600
itsweezybaby: posts the ante 1600
JrVOT29: posts the ante 1600
Wretchy: posts the ante 1600
JrVOT29: posts small blind 8000
Wretchy: posts big blind 16000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
dolfan: folds
TorontoToro: folds
WatchTheSea: folds
ChodeZilla: raises 52163 to 68163 and is all-in
kidd 711: folds
itsweezybaby: folds
JrVOT29: folds
Wretchy: calls 52163
*** FLOP *** [Kh 6c 8c]
*** TURN *** [Kh 6c 8c] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 6c 8c 2c] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Wretchy: shows [7h 2d] (a pair of Deuces)
ChodeZilla: shows [Ah 9s] (high card Ace)
Wretchy collected 157126 from pot
Wretchy said, "gg"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 157126 | Rake 0
Board [Kh 6c 8c 2c 3c]
Seat 1: dolfan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: TorontoToro folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: WatchTheSea folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ChodeZilla showed [Ah 9s] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 6: kidd 711 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: itsweezybaby (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: JrVOT29 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Wretchy (big blind) showed [7h 2d] and won (157126) with a pair of Deuces
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:18 AM   #96
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Re: The Tits have been shipped, The Stars Nightly is mine to win

PokerStars Game #19007528534: Tournament #96572594, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level XXIV (8000/16000) - 2008/07/22 - 03:16:06 (ET)
Table '96572594 97' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: dolfan (513568 in chips)
Seat 2: TorontoToro (532100 in chips)
Seat 3: WatchTheSea (135400 in chips)
Seat 4: ChodeZilla (69763 in chips)
Seat 6: kidd 711 (910558 in chips)
Seat 7: itsweezybaby (344458 in chips)
Seat 8: JrVOT29 (417177 in chips)
Seat 9: Wretchy (337976 in chips)
dolfan: posts the ante 1600
TorontoToro: posts the ante 1600
WatchTheSea: posts the ante 1600
ChodeZilla: posts the ante 1600
kidd 711: posts the ante 1600
itsweezybaby: posts the ante 1600
JrVOT29: posts the ante 1600
Wretchy: posts the ante 1600
JrVOT29: posts small blind 8000
Wretchy: posts big blind 16000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
dolfan: folds
TorontoToro: folds
WatchTheSea: folds
ChodeZilla: raises 52163 to 68163 and is all-in
kidd 711: folds
itsweezybaby: folds
JrVOT29: folds
Wretchy: calls 52163
*** FLOP *** [Kh 6c 8c]
*** TURN *** [Kh 6c 8c] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 6c 8c 2c] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Wretchy: shows [7h 2d] (a pair of Deuces)
ChodeZilla: shows [Ah 9s] (high card Ace)
Wretchy collected 157126 from pot
Wretchy said, "gg"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 157126 | Rake 0
Board [Kh 6c 8c 2c 3c]
Seat 1: dolfan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: TorontoToro folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: WatchTheSea folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ChodeZilla showed [Ah 9s] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 6: kidd 711 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: itsweezybaby (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: JrVOT29 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Wretchy (big blind) showed [7h 2d] and won (157126) with a pair of Deuces

d'oh

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Old 07-22-2008, 03:18 AM   #97
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that was awesome.
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:19 AM   #98
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you suck balls op
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:19 AM   #99
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Re: The Tits have been shipped, The Stars Nightly is mine to win

Step 1) Fold for an hour straight as the blinds get super high

Step 2) Shove J4 soooted and show

Step 3) Shove A9o with like 4BB (Because you shoved and showed, Wretchy decided to own you with 72o)

Step 4) ?????

Step 5) 25/50 NLHE 6max gogooggo
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:19 AM   #100
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ya i dunno why you showed J4. that was ******ed.
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