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Old 07-22-2008, 12:40 AM   #1
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Cool The Tits have been shipped, The Stars Nightly is mine to win

I got a stack of 76k after this hand.

2+2 i wont let you down, im taking this one home baby

PokerStars Game #19005444890: Tournament #96572594, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (800/1600) - 2008/07/22 - 00:35:34 (ET)
Table '96572594 41' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: allconjectur (78864 in chips)
Seat 2: ROONEY_DIVES (22453 in chips)
Seat 3: ChodeZilla (28603 in chips)
Seat 4: mendieta19 (93748 in chips)
Seat 5: cuete (49105 in chips)
Seat 6: Farhad101 (38094 in chips)
Seat 7: URmyRailbird (22946 in chips)
Seat 8: icufish (30364 in chips)
Seat 9: TERRY EVO 3 (38485 in chips)
allconjectur: posts the ante 150
ROONEY_DIVES: posts the ante 150
ChodeZilla: posts the ante 150
mendieta19: posts the ante 150
cuete: posts the ante 150
Farhad101: posts the ante 150
URmyRailbird: posts the ante 150
icufish: posts the ante 150
TERRY EVO 3: posts the ante 150
TERRY EVO 3: posts small blind 800
allconjectur: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ChodeZilla [Kc Kd]
ROONEY_DIVES: folds
ChodeZilla: calls 1600
mendieta19: folds
cuete: folds
Farhad101: folds
URmyRailbird: raises 21196 to 22796 and is all-in
icufish: raises 7418 to 30214 and is all-in
TERRY EVO 3: folds
allconjectur: folds
ChodeZilla: calls 26853 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1761) returned to icufish
*** FLOP *** [Ts 4s Kh]
*** TURN *** [Ts 4s Kh] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 4s Kh 3s] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ChodeZilla: shows [Kc Kd] (four of a kind, Kings)
icufish: shows [7s 7d] (a flush, King high)
ChodeZilla collected 11314 from side pot
URmyRailbird: shows [Ad Th] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
ChodeZilla collected 72138 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 83452 Main pot 72138. Side pot 11314. | Rake 0
Board [Ts 4s Kh 3s Ks]
Seat 1: allconjectur (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: ROONEY_DIVES folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: ChodeZilla showed [Kc Kd] and won (83452) with four of a kind, Kings
Seat 4: mendieta19 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: cuete folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Farhad101 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: URmyRailbird showed [Ad Th] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 8: icufish (button) showed [7s 7d] and lost with a flush, King high
Seat 9: TERRY EVO 3 (small blind) folded before Flop
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Old 07-22-2008, 12:40 AM   #2
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Re: The Tits have been shipped, The Stars Nightly is mine to win

I tarped them like a true thug
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Old 07-22-2008, 12:41 AM   #3
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As on river would be funny lol
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Old 07-22-2008, 12:56 AM   #4
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Re: The Tits have been shipped, The Stars Nightly is mine to win

No chat?
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Old 07-22-2008, 12:57 AM   #5
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As on river would be funny lol
not really
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Old 07-22-2008, 12:57 AM   #6
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Re: The Tits have been shipped, The Stars Nightly is mine to win

PokerStars Game #19005782128: Tournament #96572594, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (1000/2000) - 2008/07/22 - 00:55:28 (ET)
Table '96572594 95' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: iLLNuGWichee (55017 in chips)
Seat 2: curzdog (40278 in chips)
Seat 3: JChiles915 (70164 in chips)
Seat 4: Ronenon (31820 in chips)
Seat 5: mexxex (72456 in chips)
Seat 6: Rippd3030 (55790 in chips)
Seat 7: rcrane082985 (28399 in chips)
Seat 8: ChodeZilla (63053 in chips)
Seat 9: theCoinmaker (75130 in chips)
iLLNuGWichee: posts the ante 200
curzdog: posts the ante 200
JChiles915: posts the ante 200
Ronenon: posts the ante 200
mexxex: posts the ante 200
Rippd3030: posts the ante 200
rcrane082985: posts the ante 200
ChodeZilla: posts the ante 200
theCoinmaker: posts the ante 200
Rippd3030: posts small blind 1000
rcrane082985: posts big blind 2000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
ChodeZilla: raises 4000 to 6000
theCoinmaker: folds
iLLNuGWichee: folds
curzdog: folds
JChiles915: folds
Ronenon: folds
mexxex: calls 6000
Rippd3030: folds
rcrane082985: folds
*** FLOP *** [3c Jd Tc]
ChodeZilla: checks
mexxex: checks
*** TURN *** [3c Jd Tc] [5h]
ChodeZilla: bets 12000
mexxex: calls 12000
*** RIVER *** [3c Jd Tc 5h] [As]
ChodeZilla: checks
mexxex: bets 14000
ChodeZilla: calls 14000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mexxex: shows [Ah 3h] (two pair, Aces and Threes)
ChodeZilla: mucks hand
mexxex collected 68800 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 68800 | Rake 0
Board [3c Jd Tc 5h As]
Seat 1: iLLNuGWichee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: curzdog folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: JChiles915 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Ronenon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: mexxex (button) showed [Ah 3h] and won (68800) with two pair, Aces and Threes
Seat 6: Rippd3030 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: rcrane082985 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: ChodeZilla mucked
Seat 9: theCoinmaker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:00 AM   #7
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Re: The Tits have been shipped, The Stars Nightly is mine to win

I hope you amass a huge stack, then take a brutal beat on the final table bubble for 1/2 the chips in play to go out 10th.
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:04 AM   #8
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Re: The Tits have been shipped, The Stars Nightly is mine to win

I hope you don't win, not because I don't like you or anything, just that your future posts and threads will be less funny if you win.

After a 120BB downswing today I'm sweating this, gl man
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:09 AM   #9
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Re: The Tits have been shipped, The Stars Nightly is mine to win

i've got nothing better to do, i will rail this as well.
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:21 AM   #10
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Re: The Tits have been shipped, The Stars Nightly is mine to win

[x] hilarious chat


****ING DO SOMETHING GOD STOP FOLDING IT'S SO BORING


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Old 07-22-2008, 01:22 AM   #11
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Re: The Tits have been shipped, The Stars Nightly is mine to win

Im catchin pure scum hands. Hands that even a ****** wouldnt play.

I will be open shoving alot, im also deep in the FTP Fifty Fifty with 30k. with 50 left

ftp name is chodezilla836
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:23 AM   #12
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Re: The Tits have been shipped, The Stars Nightly is mine to win

Ive also got 12th or 15ht in the FTP 35k guaranteed. I caught a set up hand obv and lost

I should make over 1k or so in mtt's today tho
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:24 AM   #13
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Re: The Tits have been shipped, The Stars Nightly is mine to win

lol, the chat is pretty silly, maybe i shant go to bed.
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:27 AM   #14
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:28 AM   #15
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lol....
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:29 AM   #16
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PokerStars Game #19006264831: Tournament #96572594, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVII (2000/4000) - 2008/07/22 - 01:27:13 (ET)
Table '96572594 95' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: iLLNuGWichee (85815 in chips)
Seat 2: curzdog (97356 in chips)
Seat 3: GASSITT (212440 in chips)
Seat 4: allconjectur (89328 in chips)
Seat 5: mexxex (137357 in chips)
Seat 6: Rippd3030 (25790 in chips)
Seat 7: pjjoner (95856 in chips)
Seat 8: ChodeZilla (23175 in chips)
Seat 9: theCoinmaker (64616 in chips)
iLLNuGWichee: posts the ante 400
curzdog: posts the ante 400
GASSITT: posts the ante 400
allconjectur: posts the ante 400
mexxex: posts the ante 400
Rippd3030: posts the ante 400
pjjoner: posts the ante 400
ChodeZilla: posts the ante 400
theCoinmaker: posts the ante 400
GASSITT: posts small blind 2000
allconjectur: posts big blind 4000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ChodeZilla [8h 9h]
mexxex: folds
Rippd3030: folds
pjjoner: folds
ChodeZilla: raises 18774 to 22774
theCoinmaker: folds
iLLNuGWichee: folds
curzdog: folds
GASSITT: calls 20774
allconjectur: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ts 6s 7c]
GASSITT: bets 4000
ChodeZilla: calls 1 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (3999) returned to GASSITT
*** TURN *** [Ts 6s 7c] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 6s 7c Ac] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
GASSITT: shows [9s As] (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
ChodeZilla: shows [8h 9h] (a straight, Six to Ten)
ChodeZilla collected 53150 from pot
theCoinmaker said, "a little lucky "
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 53150 | Rake 0
Board [Ts 6s 7c Ac 7d]
Seat 1: iLLNuGWichee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: curzdog (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: GASSITT (small blind) showed [9s As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sevens
Seat 4: allconjectur (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: mexxex folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Rippd3030 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: pjjoner folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: ChodeZilla showed [8h 9h] and won (53150) with a straight, Six to Ten
Seat 9: theCoinmaker folded before Flop (didn't bet)


I should have slowrolled the last 1 chip
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:29 AM   #17
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wat I beat HH?
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:32 AM   #18
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PokerStars Game #19006311522: Tournament #96572594, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVII (2000/4000) - 2008/07/22 - 01:30:34 (ET)
Table '96572594 95' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: iLLNuGWichee (93415 in chips)
Seat 2: curzdog (83356 in chips)
Seat 3: GASSITT (187665 in chips)
Seat 4: allconjectur (90928 in chips)
Seat 5: mexxex (160557 in chips)
Seat 6: Rippd3030 (17790 in chips)
Seat 7: pjjoner (87856 in chips)
Seat 8: ChodeZilla (47550 in chips)
Seat 9: theCoinmaker (62616 in chips)
iLLNuGWichee: posts the ante 400
curzdog: posts the ante 400
GASSITT: posts the ante 400
allconjectur: posts the ante 400
mexxex: posts the ante 400
Rippd3030: posts the ante 400
pjjoner: posts the ante 400
ChodeZilla: posts the ante 400
theCoinmaker: posts the ante 400
ChodeZilla: posts small blind 2000
theCoinmaker: posts big blind 4000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ChodeZilla [As Kh]
iLLNuGWichee: folds
curzdog: folds
GASSITT: raises 7000 to 11000
allconjectur: folds
mexxex: calls 11000
Rippd3030: folds
pjjoner: folds
ChodeZilla: raises 36150 to 47150 and is all-in
theCoinmaker: folds
GASSITT: folds
mexxex: calls 36150
*** FLOP *** [7c 9s 9c]
*** TURN *** [7c 9s 9c] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [7c 9s 9c 3c] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ChodeZilla: shows [As Kh] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
mexxex: shows [Ts Js] (a pair of Nines)
ChodeZilla collected 112900 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 112900 | Rake 0
Board [7c 9s 9c 3c Ah]
Seat 1: iLLNuGWichee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: curzdog folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: GASSITT folded before Flop
Seat 4: allconjectur folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: mexxex showed [Ts Js] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 6: Rippd3030 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: pjjoner (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: ChodeZilla (small blind) showed [As Kh] and won (112900) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 9: theCoinmaker (big blind) folded before Flop
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:34 AM   #19
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Re: The Tits have been shipped, The Stars Nightly is mine to win

ACE ON THE RIVER OGMOMGOMGOMG SO HAWT
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:34 AM   #20
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lol it's sad this fish is playing $150 tournies and getting to the last 30 players.

nice suckout w the ace, fish!
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:35 AM   #21
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Re: The Tits have been shipped, The Stars Nightly is mine to win

i want to rail but i dont have 162 in my account.
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:35 AM   #22
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PLEASE ASK ILLNUG IF HIS NECK HURTS BEFORE HE'S OUT
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WHAT'D YOU FOLD FATTYCAKES
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:36 AM   #24
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Re: The Tits have been shipped, The Stars Nightly is mine to win

what did you have?????????
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:38 AM   #25
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TT is my guess
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