Thats not fair. She should at least get some candy out of it...

- Stealing money from your dads secret money collection. This is normally ok when your 10.. but not when your 26.

- Being on holiday in Vegas and on the 6th or 7th day my friends having to remind me I havent changed my boxer shorts once on holiday.. I think i was too caught up in being baller' to worry about it

Why do your friends know what boxer shorts you been wearing every day?

Throwing with €10 chips in the casino one night and saving a few dimes on groceries in the supermarket the next day.

This isnt being nitty, it's being a thief. You're an idiot.

nitty isnt the first thing that comes to mind with these things. what does come to mind starts with a D and ends with eneracy

I don't think theft should qualify as being nitty. FAIL.

+1

Even worse for me because I don't even use them. I always take my pennies but I throw them in a 5 gallon bucket that I have in my room at home. I have no idea how many pennies I have right now but it's roughly 2 gallons.

fuggin heavy

I couldn't agree more. This is terrible. Grow up, have some self respect.

Ordering Steak instead of a burger when your parents are buying is one thing, this is clearly another.

This isn't close to nitty

one day, one day

never

Getting a semi hard on before ringing up for phone sex.

Every time I feel like going to the strip joint but then decide to just go home and jackoff because it's more pleasurable and because lotion is cheaper. And strippers may or may not be hot but they certainly ain't gonna get my **** wet.

Standard

Waiting till you get home to eat so you don't have to spend money in town even though you are starving.

Making your girlfriend walk/get the bus so you don't use any petrol.

Splitting the food shopping with 2 housemates and always paying the least you can. Ie if its £90.45 ill pay £30.

my flatmate shipped 3 180s in a row and it took me like 10 minutes to begg one out of his 3 last cigarettes out of him. felt quite nitrolled that night.

sometimes I'll call off 200 or 300 dollars when I KNOW for certain I'm beat, but I will buy generic cereal because it's a dollar cheaper a box.

time banked on the bubble of the turbo takedown back in the day fml

Being tilted when someone hasn't paid back a $10 loan to me, while I don't even care anymore when I lose another $1000 bankroll in one night.

It's the principal. When I give credit to a friend I don't care about the $20 or $50 as much as the fact that he stuck one in me and started ignoring my calls and texts. Lost the money, lost a friend.

Yesterday I took a $13,700 swing because one of the best defenses in the country could not stop a 4th and 12 and allowed a meaningless TD with about a minute to go in the game. That was 2 TD's in the last 5 minutes to screw over my Under (the rest of the games in my parlay all won).

Today I yelled and threatened the Dagwood's cashier for wanting to charge me $1.25 for extra meat when I clearly told the guy to give just a "little extra meat" but not so much that it would be considered a "double meat".

Speaking of which, every time I use my Dagwood's promotion card stamped.
4 stamps = Free soup
8 stamps = Free chilli
12 stamps = Free sammich

Also, I don't eat at the restaurant because the drink costs $1.75. Instead, I take it out, buy a 24-pack of sodas that effectively cost $0.33 a can from the supermarket and eat at home. Unless I have brought a juicebox with me. Then I eat at the restaurant.

When I leave the trainstation at home and a bum asks me for my ticket (daily ticket, ~6€), I ask him for 50cent, cause I know he sells them for 2-3€.
Asking for 1€ causes too much drama, been there, done that...

^^ Lol Monopoly money ITT

^ lol pedo itt