used a pre-stamped envelope because I didn't have any regular ones. WASNT FOR MAILING PURPOSES.

waking up in the morning not knowing what u did last night (drunk) and finding 2k in ur pocket cause u degen luckboxed the roulette. then taking friends out for meal and booze the next day on a free roll. such a cool feeling

going down the strip with my jam pumping (party in the usa, M.cryus) in my bug convertible, I believe I achieved baller status.

Was going through my coin jar and found some bills. Bought a sick box of wine.

bought a 40" samsung lcd for myself, then bought my parents a 46" (?) sony lcd.

extra brag: i live in L.A. they live in HI, and when they asked what kind to get i told them "whatever you want."

beat: mine cost $2400 with full warranty and theirs 1600. Costco > Best Buy

Everyday, I'm 21 and I'm worth 100k+.

Beat: I suck with teh wimminz

I took my gal to a $225 dinner on Friday. I had a $100 geft cert from work. I tipped $50.

Won $100 last thanksgiving.

Invited whole family to a restaurant for dine.

Bill was about $150. I paid for all. Mom asked, how u pay for that? I said, I didn't, the donkies paid for me.


Then proceed to tip wait staff $30

is better imo

when I hit number 8 with £300 on it, a cool £10,9500 profit in 45 seconds.

One time a bum comes up to me and says "spare some change so I can buy some marijuana?". I gave him $2 and he started kissing my ass like I was God in front of all my friends (including this one girl I had been trying to bone for like 4 months).

Then I explained to my friend that his honnestly humored me and also, since I am up 20k in the pokerz, if my $2 can bring him happiness for 10 minutes or more in his miserable life, it was money well spent.

Beat: I never boned that girl

everytime you post you sound like more of a douchebag then b4

didnt u ever see that southpark where donating to homeless people only leads to MORE HOMELESS PEOPLE. give him a copy of HOH, do him a real favor.

I felt baller when I ordered the Large Value Meal at McDonalds.

Mom and sister asked for $500 so they could pay their rent. I felt pretty baller after that.

Of course, it was half my roll and I immediately went on a $450 downswing, and then my bank decided that it was going to take its own wire fee a few days later, which also overdrafted me, leaving me with -$49 in the bank. :s

My bookbag for school

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/8088/img0533.jpg

The first time I withdrew $5,000 to pay for college. My parents told me they wouldn't pay anymore and I should work for a semester to earn the money. I never told them I made more than enough to support myself through poker.

A purse?

Got mud on trousers from walking thru muddy carpark night before. CBF getting them cleaned, so I turboshopped a pair of matching trousers. I couldn't remember my size. CBF trying them on, have to take off shoes etc. Nah fark that, I stared down the dacks on the rack and soulread my size. Wasn't 100% sure of my read so expanded the range to include 1 size up and 1 size down. Bought 3 pairs different sizes. Good thing I gave myself 3 outs because my initial read was a bit loose.

more like a messenger bag. makes me look like a guido

wtf is CBF? Chick boyfried?

I once bought the most expensive toothpaste they had in a local shop and i didnt care!

Couldn't be ****ed

I never told anyone this but about three years ago, there was a 10k WPT tourney at the mirage. As I was waiting in line at the cashier to get my buy in, I overheard Phil Ivey talking to Billy Gazes (sp?) about how he just lost 80k playing blackjack. I turned around to see who was talking and that is when I realized it was Phil Ivey. I proceeded to tell him that I have a good luck charm and he should go back and try to win with my lucky charm (A foreign Coin). At first he was like who is this guy then I told him a short story about it. I then gave it to him and told him since I was playing at the tourney, I would find him and get it back later.

Well, three hours later I'm at a table with David Williams and Paul Darden when Phil Ivey walks up and hands me the lucky charm along with a 1k chip and says "it worked". Pretty sweet.


I then proceeded to river flush out Paul Darden and then two hands later I coincidentally get knocked out by David Williams on a river flush.


I don't like David Williams.

when i left a tip of 12% on a meal.