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Old 06-20-2008, 01:32 AM   #1
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Tim Vance ALMOST cost me 175k

Before the NBA finals began, I met a kid named Richard Fohrenbach (ronaldkosh) while at the Rio for a wsop event. We both talked about how we enjoy the occasional 1000$+ sports bet and how we should start betting with each other because its neutral EV. He offered me I could have either side of the NBA finals for 1000$ each game whatever the spread is. Me, being the idiot that I am, obv took the lakers. After losing the first 5 games to him and swapping 5% in a tournament I cashed for 30k in. I owed him 6500$ already. Before game 6 I tried to call him to up the bet on the game but he didn’t answer. He called me back during the 2nd quarter and I told him he could come over and watch the rest of the game and we discussed potentially making a 2nd half bet. Since the lakers were down by 23 at the half they were -5 for a 2nd half bet. I bet him 7500$ for the lakers to cover the 2nd half spread. Obv they didn’t and frickin choked for a 39 point loss. So now me owing him 15k… we started drinking (me out of depression, him out of celebration) After getting wasted, our friend marcus started showing us some clips of EPT Copenhagen in which Tim Vance wins a hand and celebrates like no other… YES… YES! YES! YES! We watch this probably 1000 times and then ricky suggests that we set up the hand in which tim vance was a 4 to 1 dog going to the river and bet on the outcome (ryanj9352 was our dealer). I took the 88 vs tim vance’s AQ on a J 9 7 J board and laid ricky 4k to win 1k. After winning 5 in a row we up it to 8k to win 2k. I lost that one and we kept making the bets bigger. Eventually I was stuck 35k to him and Ricky (being the degenerate that he is) offered to put the whole thing on the line. Run it one time, I’m either even or I owe him 175k LOL. Thank god the 3 of hearts binked the river and I was even. Me and ricky are still friends lol so sick that I could have lost 175k… thanks Tim Vance…. attached is the link of the clip http://www.pokertube.com/Movies.aspx...t%20s04&list=9 (hand starts at 6:45 mark) its probably the funniest thing ever YES YES YES FIST PUMP then UGH! GUT THRUST LOLZZZZ

Jason

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Old 06-20-2008, 01:35 AM   #2
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Old 06-20-2008, 01:39 AM   #3
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Wow this sounds insane you are crazy and a hero hahaha, put up the link though
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Old 06-20-2008, 01:57 AM   #4
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I salute your degeneracy
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Old 06-20-2008, 02:08 AM   #5
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put in some paragraph breaks and I will def read this
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Old 06-20-2008, 02:17 AM   #6
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Old 06-20-2008, 02:20 AM   #7
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so u reran the same hand from turn with your own deck?
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Old 06-20-2008, 02:27 AM   #8
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Old 06-20-2008, 02:48 AM   #9
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holy cow how were u planning on paying the 175k? -__-'
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Old 06-20-2008, 02:54 AM   #10
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I love degenerate drinking and gambling you owned him obv. YOu couldn't lose. Just run the hand for 700k, 2.8 mill, 11.2mill etc.. etc.. **** him what's he gonna do/ Also I'm pretty sure we need to hang out when I actually quit being broke since I live close to you, and love drinking and other degeneracy etc...etc.. a
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Old 06-20-2008, 02:56 AM   #11
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put in some paragraph breaks and I will def read this
I'm so glad you'll make the time to read this if he puts paragraphs in. Why not just read it? Oh wait, you already have.
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Old 06-20-2008, 02:57 AM   #12
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run it again if you lost?
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Old 06-20-2008, 03:00 AM   #13
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so u reran the same hand from turn with your own deck?
ya we had a deck of cards lol and dealt out the hand 88 vs AQ and had the flop and turn already up and then ryan just reshuffled each time to burn and give us a river
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Old 06-20-2008, 03:02 AM   #14
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sorry guys im kind of a newb to posting threads and its already past the editing point and im too lazy to repost lol so too bad
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Old 06-20-2008, 03:03 AM   #15
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yes run it again and then i murder him for the 875k lol totally kidding
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Old 06-20-2008, 03:26 AM   #16
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what's your bankroll that you can afford 175k on neutral ev gambling
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Old 06-20-2008, 03:33 AM   #17
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jason mercier winner of the ept san remo


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Old 06-20-2008, 04:20 AM   #18
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Richard 'TT_Fold' Fohrenbach can also be seen in these two fairly large props



35-1 Pats win 99% imo



"Fat people will always be fat, because there fat, will stay fat, and always be fat, and thats just the way they are, because they are fat."


I also lost 40k + on both the superbowl and villanova clemson moneylines to this mother ****er.
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:12 AM   #19
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Euhm i guess i'm just dumb, but i don't see how you can get neutral EV on sportsbetting
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:08 AM   #20
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Euhm i guess i'm just dumb, but i don't see how you can get neutral EV on sportsbetting
there is no juice...
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:41 AM   #21
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:47 AM   #22
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flip coin for sides
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:07 AM   #23
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lol this is so degen
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:08 AM   #24
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Old 06-20-2008, 05:07 PM   #25
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**** degens. too bad I was sleeping when that happened. but i heard Jason victory yell. sounded like a wolf.
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