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11-10-2014 , 12:00 AM

#101

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

Oh now totp. Jaha

11-10-2014 , 12:01 AM

#102

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,557

cheating your way to 9.5k posts

11-10-2014 , 12:01 AM

#103

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

11-10-2014 , 12:02 AM

#104

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

Just wSnt 10k to well and retire

11-10-2014 , 12:59 AM

#105

Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

gonna get my gf to try to ride me bareback...hope all goes well

miss u guys

Last edited by Byrung; 11-10-2014 at 12:59 AM. Reason: everytime i log in i am surprised i am not green colored yet

11-10-2014 , 06:17 AM

#106

AlmostShark

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 2,615

I'm still waiting for my purple, I don't know why the delay, I already paid the 5 dollar.

ps: I'm gonna ban everybody and have 2+2 just for me

11-10-2014 , 06:22 AM

#107

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,441

Quote:

Originally Posted by Byrung

gonna get my gf to try to ride me bareback...hope all goes well

miss u guys

pretty sure that's how you get ebola

11-10-2014 , 07:21 AM

#108

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Every Monday seems like a new beginning. **** you Monday you little **** on the start.

11-10-2014 , 09:07 AM

#109

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,557

<==== but it's Monday!

11-10-2014 , 09:36 AM

#110

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,875

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran95

gl driving above 130kmh when not in no limit zones of autobahn.
Balkan highways ftw, who cares about limits..
Austrian highways were nice for me when Croatia was not in EU,I was regularky driving to Wien every week and tickets were not sent to Croatia, driving 280km/h and making red light photos for Austrian police ftw. <3 good old times.

Sick brag having a car that makes 280. Pics or it didnt happen.

11-10-2014 , 03:37 PM

#111

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran95

So, basically, you almost died of 5 double scotches? When I drink scotch, I never drink less than a bottle of Jack.

no, i just blacked out after drinking 700ml in 60 minutes. I guess i am a lightweight by bbv standards.

Also, **** you monday, **** you hard in the ass

11-10-2014 , 03:40 PM

#112

tttkif

banned

Join Date: Oct 2014 Posts: 152

I'm forever blowing bubbles,
pretty bubbles in the air,
they fly so high, nearly reach the sky
then like my dreams they fade and die.
Fortunes always hiding,
I've looked everywhere,
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
pretty bubbles in the air!

United "clap clap clap"
United "clap clap clap"
United "clap clap clap"

Let's go ****ing mental
Let's go ****ing mental
lalala
lalala

Let's go ****ing mental
Let's go ****ing mental
lalala
lalala

11-10-2014 , 03:46 PM

#113

Hero Value

BBV Series Inaugural Champ

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,258

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

no, i just blacked out after drinking 700ml in 60 minutes. I guess i am a lightweight by bbv standards.

Also, **** you monday, **** you hard in the ass

While I concur with the last sentiment, pretty sure that a double = 50ml, so it's 350ml and not 700ml.

11-10-2014 , 05:36 PM

#114

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

It's 60ml here.

11-10-2014 , 05:38 PM

#115

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Sick brag having a car that makes 280. Pics or it didnt happen.

lol yeh true, blushing

11-10-2014 , 05:39 PM

#116

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hero Value

While I concur with the last sentiment, pretty sure that a double = 50ml, so it's 350ml and not 700ml.

hmm, i dunno. I figured when you order one drink on a plane they give you one of those 50ml bottles so i presumed a double would be two of them.

either way i felt like ****ing death in the morning only to be woken up to start pre-gaming for the UGA game on Saturday.

11-10-2014 , 05:48 PM

#117

AlmostShark

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 2,615

^ who that ass belongs to?

11-10-2014 , 06:08 PM

#118

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

no clue but i would toss her salad for free, i steal my avatars from screaminasians HoB thread

11-10-2014 , 07:15 PM

#119

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

I'm spending some constructive time in his HoB thread too.

11-10-2014 , 08:32 PM

#120

AlmostShark

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 2,615

it's tuesday. I know this because yesterday was monday

11-10-2014 , 08:34 PM

#121

AlmostShark

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 2,615

"Ex cheated on me, dumping her nudes. Post if you want more. **** this bitch."

this is why I love 4chan

11-10-2014 , 08:48 PM

#122

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

I once went to that 4chan, fml I was lost, didn't know where are threads, which ones are OP's which one replies, lol I am king of noobs.

11-10-2014 , 09:34 PM

#123

AlmostShark

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 2,615

I particularly like the "post nudes of ur gf" threads, only place I know that has true teens 18-25

11-10-2014 , 09:35 PM

#124

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

I guess I would like those too, if I could find them

11-10-2014 , 11:25 PM

#125

Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

pretty sure that's how you get ebola

ebola is overrated. Nothing that a little tylenol wont heal

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