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11-25-2021 , 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay *** A Thread for Low Content Slash No Content Poasts in November - Not Safe for Work ***
Lol Belga films block in Belgium
11-25-2021 , 05:45 PM
I apologize. It wasn't me. I blame Morph
11-25-2021 , 05:49 PM
That's what my Venezuelan hooker friend told me FWIW
11-25-2021 , 05:50 PM
Sammy forgets, you punks all look the same to me. Are you the Bavarian or the freak that saw Jesus and got baptised at the age of old, or was that Morph?
11-25-2021 , 05:57 PM
No idea what you're talking about but you need 3study Obama and see the lighht
11-25-2021 , 06:08 PM
FWWM is the Łber Bavarian
11-25-2021 , 06:51 PM
Sammy prefers small athletic breasts.
11-25-2021 , 06:56 PM
In Bavaria all breasts are full and round
11-25-2021 , 07:26 PM
1. Next holiday destination for Sheep: Bavaria.
2. That is, if Mr. FWWM can confirm Mr. Mr.mmmKay's statement.
3. Have you courted the Chinese ewe with rich parents yet, Mr. FWWM?
4. How's the Korean ewe, Mr. Folding?
5. H0rus should continue praying for Samuel.
6. Hai Gypsie, are you out there somewhere?
7. PolandmÝller is getting cold.
8. KlitmÝller too, prolly.
9. JeevesmÝller can prolly confirm.
10. Sheep had black beans for dinner.
11. The farting is okay, it's the sharting one needs to avoid.
12. Happy Thanksmorphing erryone!
11-25-2021 , 10:27 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, Sheep!

I'm thankful that my family aren't a bunch of crazy tinfoil hat wearing horse paste eating *******s.
11-26-2021 , 01:26 AM
I donít get Sammy.
I feel like Iím missing something because Iím dumb
11-26-2021 , 03:27 AM
Yeah Sammy's a strange one
11-26-2021 , 04:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets *** A Thread for Low Content Slash No Content Poasts in November - Not Safe for Work ***
Sammy ate 3 pounds of fried eel.
Just because you put something big fat long and slimy in your mouth, it doesn't mean it was eel.
11-26-2021 , 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce *** A Thread for Low Content Slash No Content Poasts in November - Not Safe for Work ***
I don’t get Sammy.
I feel like I’m missing something because I’m dumb
Sammie’s sort of like a stray dog that follows you home and you don’t quite have the heart to tell it it’s unwanted so you let it sorta hang out in your yard and every once in awhile you’ll throw it some scraps to survive but there’s no way in hell you’re gonna ever let it into the house because you know he isn’t housebroken and there’s kind of a funky smell and you’re really afraid to touch it or let it get too close.
11-26-2021 , 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce *** A Thread for Low Content Slash No Content Poasts in November - Not Safe for Work ***
I donít get Sammy.
I feel like Iím missing something because Iím dumb
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Originally Posted by Morphismus *** A Thread for Low Content Slash No Content Poasts in November - Not Safe for Work ***
Sammy is a bit like late German actor and eccentric Klaus Kinski; he can't stand not being the center of attention, even when caused by the woe of other people. Listen to Werner Herzog describing how Kinski reacted to a guy having to cut his own foot off to survive a snake bite in the jungle:



What could be Sammy's chocolate?

Can highly recommend the whole documentary, here is part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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11-26-2021 , 01:36 PM
Good evening, fellow BBV members. I hope you all are well.

It's wonderful to hear about Mr and Mrs Sammy expecting their third child. I have no doubt the little one will turn out to be just as beautiful as his or her siblings.
11-26-2021 , 03:25 PM
FT in NL Courchevel H/L, 2/5, let's go!
11-26-2021 , 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce *** A Thread for Low Content Slash No Content Poasts in November - Not Safe for Work ***
I donít get Sammy.
I feel like Iím missing something because Iím dumb
Sammy will drink your piss so fast you won't even know what happened.
11-26-2021 , 03:31 PM
That is totally not any kind of pokers I've ever heard of. I gogled Courchevel, then Courchevel Poker, and it referred me back to this thread.
11-26-2021 , 03:33 PM
lol
11-26-2021 , 03:34 PM
It’s PLO for lunatics that think PLO doesn’t have enough action.
11-26-2021 , 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets *** A Thread for Low Content Slash No Content Poasts in November - Not Safe for Work ***
Sammy will drink your piss so fast you won't even know what happened.
I have a feeling that spaceman would prefer slow.
11-26-2021 , 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by King Fish *** A Thread for Low Content Slash No Content Poasts in November - Not Safe for Work ***
Itís PLO for lunatics that think PLO doesnít have enough action.
...so perfect for a nit like me! I just keep them coming...
11-26-2021 , 03:43 PM
Prolly totally solved, and Morph prolly solved it. RIP all the other players EV.
11-26-2021 , 03:57 PM
Sammy was supposed to be in Mannheim for 2x2 weeks in dec/jan....Corona ftw

      
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