Things people do in casinos that tilt you - Page 82

I order Heineken to table, waitress brings it and say "$5." I give her $6 and she walks away. Guy at table says to me: "$5--wow!! Have you noticed how recently everything Is a little more expensive?" Me: "not really, no ." Him:"do you wonder why that is?" Me "umm" him: "Obamacare." Me: [laughing] him: dead serious then launches into diatribe about the liberal government.

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01-23-2014 , 05:44 AM

#2028

mrunholy

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 378

...Just about everything.

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01-23-2014 , 03:19 PM

#2029

Davino

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 7,552

lol @ old man taint sweat

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01-23-2014 , 04:32 PM

#2030

Mr Blonde

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 3,749

When people start telling you should have done something differently immediately after losing a big pot

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01-23-2014 , 04:41 PM

#2031

hfrog355

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 6,404

Fold pre

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01-23-2014 , 05:01 PM

#2032

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

whenever I lose at showdown, and the D-bag dragging the pot asks "what did you have"?

This is made even worse when they guess a hand that makes absolutely no ****ing sense.

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01-23-2014 , 05:09 PM

#2033

LASJayhawk

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 2,900

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

a casino airplane would be pretty awesome.

One operator was gonna do it on flights from china to Vegas. Bought 2 L-1011's then found out with the tables and junk, he couldn't put enough fuel on board to do it. So now he tries to get the wire act changed as a hobby.

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01-23-2014 , 05:58 PM

#2034

Degenfish

adept

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,164

I would probably get arrested on a casino airplane for trying to open the door and throw out the guy at every table who can't stop quoting rounders

On the plus side if they did random cavity searches at the TSA checkpoint they might find where men the master hides his extra tournament chips

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01-23-2014 , 08:23 PM

#2035

nickgrinder1

temp-banned

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 172

When I take down a pot uncontested and someone says "nice bluff" or "nice hand". YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAD STFU.

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01-24-2014 , 12:14 AM

#2036

RFBV

stranger

Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 4

When someone doesn't immediately show their hand when I call their river bet with the best hand and flip it over.
Even better when I flip over the losing hand and they show their hand once they realise they won.

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01-24-2014 , 12:27 AM

#2037

tensor0910

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 443

I don't mind people making terrible calls, or if/when they suckout but it ABSOLUTELY enrages me when they have some long, drawn out reason of why they did. OMFG U GOT LUCKY I DONT CARE IF YOU WERE ON TILT LETS JUST MOVE ON.

Sent from my SCH-I405 using 2+2 Forums

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01-24-2014 , 01:46 AM

#2038

golfnpoker

adept

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,160

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Originally Posted by David123

ooook.

shame on your observant behavior!

/tilted

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01-24-2014 , 09:26 AM

#2039

snitchbomb

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 263

Cash in the evening tourney and then go and play roulette instead of taking a seat in the only cash table that is going and is struggling for players.

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01-24-2014 , 10:25 PM

#2040

nickgrinder1

temp-banned

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 172

Live donkament, standard limpers all around. When 4 people limp in and you shove 15 BB from the BB and they each take 45 seconds before folding in agony as if they've just given up their first born. We know you're limping 80% of your range. And we also know you're over-raising any big pair. Stop pretending like you have a decision idiot!

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01-24-2014 , 11:49 PM

#2041

orb_dam_u

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,351

When people shove from the BB after almost whole table had limped to play some post flop poker.

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01-25-2014 , 12:45 AM

#2042

Mattgunner25

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 685

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Originally Posted by nickgrinder1

This drives me absolutely nuts. It's so bad at times I have to say something to these people who are inevitably going to fold

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01-25-2014 , 01:49 AM

#2043

nickgrinder1

temp-banned

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 172

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Originally Posted by orb_dam_u

When people shove from the BB after almost whole table had limped to play some post flop poker.

I lol'ed

Last edited by nickgrinder1; 01-25-2014 at 01:55 AM. Reason: Did I mention how much I hate frequent limpers, esp. middle aged. THIS ISN'T BINGO OR SLOTS

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01-25-2014 , 01:50 AM

#2044

nickgrinder1

temp-banned

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 172

Reaching for cards - throws in chips (after I made a big bluff)

Reaching for chips, counts them out - throws cards (after I made a value bet with the nuts or near-nuts).

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01-25-2014 , 07:01 AM

#2045

Mattgunner25

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 685

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Originally Posted by nickgrinder1

Reaching for cards - throws in chips (after I made a big bluff)

Reaching for chips, counts them out - throws cards (after I made a value bet with the nuts or near-nuts).

The second one usually gets me. I flopped second nut flush in 1/2 game today, was heads up with a guy and bet $15 into $23 pot. He then counts out all his $200 reds meticulously, puts his hand behind like he is going to shove, sits for a solid 30 seconds on this position, then folds.

What.The.****.

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01-25-2014 , 09:21 AM

#2046

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

^^^ saw your erection

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01-25-2014 , 09:31 AM

#2047

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,273

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Originally Posted by orb_dam_u

When people shove from the BB after almost whole table had limped to play some post flop poker.

Yeah that never happens online.

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01-25-2014 , 10:14 AM

#2048

Mattgunner25

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 685

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

^^^ saw your erection

He was sitting pretty close to me it may of hit him in the kneecap

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01-25-2014 , 12:44 PM

#2049

Cyal8rloser

banned

Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 539

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Originally Posted by Mattgunner25

The real beat here is you have a jul2013 join date with almost 300 posts and are still playing 1/2.

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01-25-2014 , 01:38 PM

#2050

Mattgunner25

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 685

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Originally Posted by Cyal8rloser

The real beat here is you have a jul2013 join date with almost 300 posts and are still playing 1/2.

Lol? I don't play for a living my friend

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