1/2 on saturday evening.

it goes all in pre, i have KK and table it, he says oooh were flipping

board runs out and he turns AA

called him a muggy prick

i ended up felting him when i flopped a straight after opening up with 9-7, he re loaded with 40 bigs, i took that the very next hand

he sloped off


woop woop its the sound of the karma police

******. ******ed post.

Live poker: When a pot on the flop is $30 or something, and someone calls a bet of $10. Turn is whatever. Same person bets $10 again, and the other person folds. Why did you call $10 the first time if you're going to fold to the same bet the next hand when you're getting even better pot odds now?! WTF?! Tilting. I never ask why though, I love fish.

Theres situations where this is acceptable

people who dont know basic strat in blackjack and make donkey moves that make them and everyone else at the table lose at the same time.

Yeah, as mentioned above there are spots where Id fold turn after calling a flop bet for the same amount.

Bottom pair, backdoor straight backdoor flush. The pot odds are not right on the flop but the $10 is not much either in case you hit. The turn could pair the top or middle card, leaving you drawing dead.

But not really, right?

gotta hit the gutter

well, he did make a couple of dumb plays that if he hadnt, everyone (including him) would have won. But yeah obv what he does does not alter the correct decision we made. Really this was just an excuse to post a picture of and abuse Mr Sammy.

People who announce re-raise. Even worse when they announce it and their action isn't actually a re-raise.

But then the verbal declaration still counts?

This sooo much. Hahaha the ****ing badbeat storys from 1$ SNGs. Epic. Also friends who just begun with poker, shouting and screaming at losing flips.

Also people getting **** faced watching the table, until 30 seconds later they realize its their turn. Or people betting when its not their turn. Which is good for me but still tilting if someone lays a bet behind you when u are thinking about it.

It's held as a raise, yeah. However the action isn't necessarily a re-raise.

OHHH you mean like when fish raise from UTG and say "reraise"

Well the most common one I tend to see is 2 players to the flop. Player 1 bets, player 2 says re-raise and puts in his chips. His action is actually just a raise, not a re-raise as player 1's action is a bet, not a raise.

Generally I've noticed that people that say 're-raise' rather than just 'raise' are huge donks who think they're on tv or something.

Also people who are first to act post flop and say raise when they bet out.

^^ haha

2 months ago I had 2 friends visiting (pokerplayers) and they wanted to get drunk in the casino and grind a bit, so we headed to the there and all sat at the same table.

First guy I notice was some idiot, phil ivey wannabe guy, sitting all serious with his beats by dre headphones and a ****ing ipad on the table, plus he just had the most annoying face in the world and was constantly staring at everything with his huge eyes and big ass lips, horrible!

All evening I was just getting annoyed by his presence at the table and considered several times to follow him to the toilet and knock him tf out, and then my friend finally got the guy to play a hand, obv he had AKs and my friend had some crap hand, but hit 2p on the flop v his tptk, and no suprise the nit overplayed his hand and got it all in on the flop ~200bb deep.

When the cards flipped over and saw my friends crappy 75o and the others guys AKs on a A75r board I already started laughing inside, when the board bricked out and leaving our nit unimproved I started laughing out loud and he insta left!

But yeah, this was a 2/2 game yet you have people sitting and nitting it up like they're deep in some $100000 billion tournament and think theyre all cool because they saw someone doing it on tv, die please!!

These:

Vegasboy, it seems only the younger generation wears hats in that particular style. I thought you were into them right?

I thought he was a nit? Clearly not stacking off with tptk.

wtf

Pre total nit, pretty standard for them to overplay those few hands they actually do play

People that smell bad and don't wash, i like to tell them that they smell, when i have a stack and they have very few chips

3 Things:

1) People who have so little understanding of poker it is painful to watch. Specifically, nits in STT's at the Borgata who tank on the bubble for 2 minutes facing my open raise with JJ when I'm playing about 45/25.

2) Old people who are both delusional and complain about aggro play by getting nasty like guy who accused me and my friend of colluding because I "pushed him out of the pot" by raising a straight flush draw and my friend called me with top set.

3) People who comment on my friend and I talking poker with actual poker terms at the table (when we are not addressing our comments to anyone but each other) and say stupid **** like "all these kids think they are so smart" or "See? He 3 bet with nothing but 10's, and they think they are so good."

Fitted hats are tilting? Lollll

Maybe if they're on backwards or sideways or even worse, backwards AND sideways. I wear a hat when I'm playing pulled down low so people don't notice I'm looking at them so much.