There was a guy at a 1/2 table at Borgata a few months ago who, after his opponents showed his cards at showdown would always say "no good" while shaking his head with this really smug look on his face and then show his hand. Probably one of the more annoying things I've dealt with.

People grabbing the stack of person they just stacked, instead of waiting for dealer to push it to them.

wankers getting heavy with you because you took a while to call a river bet with the best hand. showboating? no mate, I had to think about the call. As for your bad tempered threatening behaviour - go **** yourself.

Players who are short stacked who pot commit themselves at 1$/2$ preflop by leaving like 10$ behind.. but then fold to a flop cbet.

JUST. SHOVE.

This for sure. It happens more in limit holdem where someone calls a river bet, the person turns over the winning hand, and instead of scooping up their bet in front of them to start stacking, they reach and grab the persons bet they just beat.

When people in mtt's have say exactly 10k, raise to 9975 and use the 25 chip as a card protector.. Just shove ffs.

Or when they fold their 77 face up on the river of a KQT92 board and look at you with a s***ty "I read your soul" look.

seriously? I want all of you guys at my table! You people get tilted at some of the most inane crap. You've got more leaks than a calandar (sp?) in a water well.

Colander? The sieve-like device? Or calendar? As in the system for organizing days?

+1. pretty awful insult by duco

when men discretely try to give me their number at the tables, as i am a very good looking guy and they automatically think i am gay, it tilts the **** out of me.

my buddy says the same thing and probably isn't gay imo, but he looks and dresses gay and tries to tell me guys hit on him just because he's good looking but im like nah bro its cuz you look gay hahahaha

just something to think about if its that tilting.. maybe not taking tips from rafa and trading your v-neck and 3/4 pants for a sweater and jeans is +ev here

I think i do look and dress gay that might be the problem.

Obviously your eyes in avator.

Regnits who call your 3b with KK oop, and go ape**** when they have to fold to the 4betshove on an A-high board how you don't play weak aces and everyone is so bad. Cracks me up. Every. ******. Time.

So what like 85-90%?

about 3.50

i am not sure how do i test it to get a true win rate?

His insult has more holes than a block of swiss chiss (sp?)

You guys all spell like you're illegitimate (sp?)

What a bummer!

I always move the button if the dealer has shorter arms. And I announce it to dealer so they know. What's wrong with this?

Just people who try to tell the bad players what they did wrong, or letting their pride get in the way of making money.


I will always remember a game of 1/2 in the IP in vegas , during the Wsop.

We had a young guy come to the table boasting about how he had made day four of the main event , before he had even sat down he was fistpumping and shouting "day4 baby" to the cardroom.

He had been drinking and was pretty tanked up at this stage.

He then proceeds to start 3 betting/4 bet shoving what seemed like every hand...

It didnt take long to see he was doing it with ATC, he was reloading without a second thought.

after he sucked out , 3 or 4 people at the table start arguing with him , telling him how bad he is and other random insults , it gets pretty heated and in the end he is asked to leave the cardroom because his language and behaviour has become way over the top.

one of these players claimed he was a regular...

I personally enjoy telling the bad players "nice hand", online or live, its the basics right? (not that this guy was necessarily bad , but was just drunk spewing)

Didnt read whole thread so apologies if its been said.

Dealer : Check or bet?
Donk : I call ya all-in

....No, You raise all in. You dont "Call ya all in" because that would mean HE did the raising

I know thats a reach but that annoys me.


Also, in tournament play this bothers me, I constantly count my chips, I know my chip stack at all times, say Im in the C/O with a 10-15BB stack and I look at the big blind who has an above average stack and say "How much do you have behind?" "I got you covered" .... Obviously I can tell you have my covered, what Im asking is aprox. how much do you have behind so I can tell if youre going to call me light if I jam it down your ****ing throat.


Lets go

"The Speech"

"Well I have to get going anyway...might as well go all in." ...AA or KK obv

The complete ridiculous life wasting art of not tabling your cards right away when the betting is done and the hand is complete. Turn your f'ing hand up! I am getting older and we are only seeing 30 hands an hour anyway! ...so tilting and happens all the time at 1-2 tables.

Also sort of tilting is the rule in a cash game when there are two people all in heads up that you don't have to turn your cards over until the hand is over...I get it...in a cash game you don't have to...but I always just table my hand and wait for the results....I like to view the hand "WPT style" and know what I am up against. If you are embarrassed by your hand...why did you put all your money in the middle?

Anyway...those are my tilt buttons.

"What does he have?" and then they turn over the nuts, like they're gonna get so much good information from this hand. Just flip it over ffs