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Things people do in casinos that tilt you Things people do in casinos that tilt you

09-21-2012 , 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Vegasboy
It's a 2/5. And they announce "call" before the chip hits the felt. If it was a green chip I would understand.
One of mine is an extension of this.

The "Delayed Verbalization"

Player tosses in an obvious call or raise. Dealer moves onto the next person and at the same time original player announces his action as if nobody has seen it.
WE KNOW.
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09-21-2012 , 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by mystery_man
I f'n hate it when a guy's GF sits behind him for several hours on end (WTF? Tell the girl to get lost for a little while)
WTF? This is the best. Especially when they show them their hole cards. They might as well be playing the hand face up at that point.

Also provides a non-stop source of inner lulz when she is obv a hooker.

Last edited by diddy!; 09-21-2012 at 05:24 PM.
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09-23-2012 , 10:13 PM
I wouldn't say it tilts me, but damnit it pisses me off when people win a pot, don't tip the dealer, and the proceed to ask "oh hey did i tip you?" Dealer always says yes and they carry about their business.
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09-23-2012 , 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by deepsea
I wouldn't say it tilts me, but damnit it pisses me off when people win a pot, don't tip the dealer, and the proceed to ask "oh hey did i tip you?" Dealer always says yes and they carry about their business.
Solid first post. Thread says "things people do in casinos that tilt you" and then you make a post about something that doesnt tilt you. Carry on, you will fit in well here.
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09-23-2012 , 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by deepsea
I wouldn't say it tilts me, but damnit it pisses me off when people win a pot, don't tip the dealer, and the proceed to ask "oh hey did i tip you?" Dealer always says yes and they carry about their business.
It tilts me to the max when someone tips every single pot, may it be $20, $50 or the blinds. It also puts me on mad tilt when someone tips an exorbitant amount, say $25 on any pot. This is money coming off the table. The worst is these ungrateful bastards (dealers) will give you dirty looks or treat you bad because you're occasionally giving a buck and the ignorant fish is tipping in red chips.

One night a dealer cashed out over $800 in tips after just a few hours of work. [/MAD TILT].
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09-23-2012 , 11:42 PM
Those dealers work so hard though! And the casino doesn't pay them anything!

In all seriousness that tilts me too, I always lol when they dealers complain about wages at the table when they have no education and are making 20$+/hr.

I get the whole act to continue to get more tips but come on, it's not that bad of a gig.
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09-23-2012 , 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by RobFarha
Those dealers work so hard though! And the casino doesn't pay them anything!

In all seriousness that tilts me too, I always lol when they dealers complain about wages at the table when they have no education and are making 20$+/hr.

I get the whole act to continue to get more tips but come on, it's not that bad of a gig.
I am sorry but at my local Casino (government owned), the dealers make more than $25+ an hour as a base salary, full benefits, union, etc. Hence the $10/hand rake. A friend of mine knows one of the dealers and what he was told in person was that asides from stealing, a dealer CANNOT get fired of have any disciplinary action taken against him/her. He would LITERALLY have to unzip his pants and start urinating all over the clients and their chips to get a disciplinary warning. One of the pit bosses who was rather friendly with me was telling me all their inside info. Dealers are not allowed to solicitate for tips either (direct or indirect) but who's gonna prove it?

Yes they work hard (passing cards and pots lol), something I used to do at my private games without an education, and they make **** loads of money for it. If I was a dealer at my local Casino, I'd STFU and be the nicest guy on the planet.
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09-24-2012 , 06:32 AM
What's the name of that sound the dealers and staff make to draw attention? It's a bit like a kiss.

I hate it when the players do that to call the waitress over. Happens all the time in London..
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09-24-2012 , 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Vegasboy
Yes they work hard (passing cards and pots lol), something I used to do at my private games without an education, and they make **** loads of money for it. If I was a dealer at my local Casino, I'd STFU and be the nicest guy on the planet.
They're handling large amounts of $. Of course the casino is going to pay a premium for trustworthy people. If they paid **** wages they would get **** employees who would misread hands and skim / miss cheaters. There's a bit more to it than just passing pots around.
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09-24-2012 , 08:44 AM
I thought pokerdealers made like minium wage lols
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09-24-2012 , 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Vegasboy
It's a 2/5. And they announce "call" before the chip hits the felt. If it was a green chip I would understand.
Oh...

Then yes, slap them.
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09-24-2012 , 08:46 PM
I got pretty tilted when two guys start discussing if I made the right play after a hand I got really coolered on and put it in in the most standard of spots.

Something like raise to $12, I make it $35 with AK, he calls, K 4 2 flop, I'd been somewhat aggro preflop and he leads like $65. He started the hand with $200 so shove seemed very standard. He called pretty quickly and I ask him if we have the same hand (he flatted pre) and after seeing my AK he says "I have kings." Then right before the turn comes he shows the other 2 kings for a set lol. I turned an ace and he almost pooped himself.

Didn't get there and him and the guy on my immediate left (guy who won the pot was on my immediate right) start questioning whether I should 3b pre and whether I need to go all in on that flop. No joke probably 15 minute conversation. I finally say something like "guys...seriously. I'm never ever folding there and next time the case king hits the flop you can get all my money too!" At that point they both just genuinely agreed with me and let it go.

Another one not as tilting but more just wtf and strange is the mega small bet. 1/2 at borgata, he makes it $10, I make it $25, he snap makes it $50, I make it $125, he calls, flop KK9 he bets $10 lol I jam he calls with TT $300 stacks eff. He was a nice guy but like I'll never get the 10 into 250 thing.
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09-24-2012 , 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Redsoxnets5
Another one not as tilting but more just wtf and strange is the mega small bet. 1/2 at borgata, he makes it $10, I make it $25, he snap makes it $50, I make it $125, he calls, flop KK9 he bets $10 lol I jam he calls with TT $300 stacks eff. He was a nice guy but like I'll never get the 10 into 250 thing.
Minbets:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJxh41KAAiU
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09-25-2012 , 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Busche1427
haha I had AA as well (kinda obvious I suppose). can't imagine i'd be flatting viffer on that river though ick
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09-25-2012 , 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Redsoxnets5
haha I had AA as well (kinda obvious I suppose). can't imagine i'd be flatting viffer on that river though ick
can't imagine I'd ever be playing viffer on any river ever so gl to you sir
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09-25-2012 , 05:13 AM
people with dirty, pitch black fingernails put me on instant hypertilt.
they win a hand and immediately reach out for the pot. while sliding the chips towards their stack, they scratch the felt.

beyond disgusting.

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09-25-2012 , 06:11 AM
Going through the hand out loud on the river.

9 times out of 10 they muck.
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09-25-2012 , 10:16 AM
People who move the button.
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09-25-2012 , 10:23 AM
Limpers, nothing tilts me more that limpers live or online.
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09-25-2012 , 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by t0okie
Limpers, nothing tilts me more that limpers live or online.
Yes, it would be so much better if everyone played well.

Idiot.
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09-25-2012 , 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by that_pope
Yes, it would be so much better if everyone played well.

Idiot.
Keep betting KK into trup QQ moron.
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09-25-2012 , 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by t0okie
Limpers, nothing tilts me more that limpers live or online.
Stupid idiot.
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09-25-2012 , 04:54 PM
By far, when an idiot player who clearly sucks shows his cards after you fold air, thinking he made some amazing bluff.

He just sits there looking all smug and satisfied, trying his best to imitate a poker movie villain's theatrics, thinking he's actually good lmfao
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09-25-2012 , 05:02 PM
More like this imo:

When people make a cbet, you fold and they show like 2nd pair which was obv the best hand and smile like they made a giant bluff
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09-25-2012 , 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Alficor1
More like this imo:

When people make a cbet, you fold and they show like 2nd pair which was obv the best hand and smile like they made a giant bluff
You mean like half-pot cbet or regular?
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