Things people do in casinos that tilt you - Page 63

Some ****ing moron sneezed all over my face while at the table. copped a mouth full of it. I swear if I had a gun I would have just shot him. what the **** is that. obv went on hyper tilt.

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09-16-2012 , 03:21 AM

#1552

Otompsett

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Originally Posted by Vegasboy

When people say "call" before putting in their $5 limp.

People speeding the game up tilts you? Are you one of those guys who stares out every single player, then looks down at your stack for 30 seconds before deciding to fold for $5 pre?

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09-16-2012 , 03:54 AM

#1553

Vegasboy

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^ Instead of the the dealer going to the next guy with a dumbfounded look on his face as to why the guy before him has cards but no chips in front of him and the dealer having to repeat "it's a call" (or to the guy after him). How about:

Spoiler:

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09-16-2012 , 05:27 AM

#1554

kevmode

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Originally Posted by Vegasboy

When people say "call" before putting in their $5 limp.

When people reach for cards in a folding motion and then out of no where say "call" to your perfectly well executed bluff. They never have more than 3rd pair.

This has to be one of the stupidest things I have read in this thread. It doesn't slow down the action when they declare call so I don't see how this could tilt anyone.

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09-16-2012 , 05:33 AM

#1555

oNste

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I'm convinced vegasboy has some sort of mental ******ation.

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09-16-2012 , 05:39 AM

#1556

Mark275

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Originally Posted by Borgata_Regular

when people say "i'm all in" but then don't put their chips in the middle, just sit there

? Whats the problem here? Do you know how annoying it is when ur sitting with like 2 grand in $5 chips and u say"allin" to push the giant stacks out in middle of table, dont get called then bring them back. Just say allin and get the allin button throw at you and if you lose then you payout the other player, if not you just collect his stack.

I assume you are an amatuer who likes double fist pumping the stack in?
I never personally say allin on tables,only when i wanna get called, read this in a poker book once. people mentally will call the allin more, than they will call"1 thousand dollar" bet" cuz people are just stupid.

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09-16-2012 , 11:54 AM

#1557

Vegasboy

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^ Yea it's pretty annoying when you raise $25, some short-stack nit goes all in for $77 and when you say call the idiot dealer asks you for the $52. "it's 52 dollars". I KNOW it's $52, DEAL THE ****ING BOARD.

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09-16-2012 , 12:15 PM

#1558

stevdoro

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lol Vegasboy is strong in this one.

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09-16-2012 , 04:03 PM

#1559

3BetBroke

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vegasboy it sounds like live poker makes you mad.

or maybe just life makes you mad.

you sound mad.

you mad?

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09-16-2012 , 06:24 PM

#1560

Borgata_Regular

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in b4 vegasboy goes broke

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09-16-2012 , 11:19 PM

#1561

Vegasboy

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Originally Posted by 3BetBroke

vegasboy it sounds like live poker makes you mad.

Yes.

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or maybe just life makes you mad.

A little.

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you sound mad.

you mad?

Yep.

Next question.

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09-17-2012 , 01:09 AM

#1562

B00M

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Originally Posted by MississippiGary

When I walk up to a pit boss and say, "Can I have $1,000,000 in chips for free and all the food and alcohol I can possibly consume?" and they throw me out.

Funny guy.... NOT!

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09-17-2012 , 02:01 AM

#1563

joesmith

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Discussing how weird and abnormal I am in Spanish

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09-17-2012 , 08:30 AM

#1564

Mark275

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lol vegasboy is right in that situation tho.

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09-17-2012 , 02:10 PM

#1565

ParaBellum

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Originally Posted by Borgata_Regular

in b4 vegasboy goes broke

u should couch him

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09-18-2012 , 12:03 AM

#1566

lolflipaments

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i hate people that sleep at the table

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09-18-2012 , 03:35 AM

#1567

The4thFilm

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Player forgets to give cards back to dealer after winning a pot.

"I wanted to keep those."

Ha! Ha! Ha! Only ever heard that one every 2 hours.

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09-19-2012 , 05:07 PM

#1568

Busche1427

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Originally Posted by Vegasboy

When people say "call" before putting in their $5 limp.

I think he means that they are explaining that they are not raising to $5 but merely calling the $2 (at 1/2)
This tilts me too if they are doing this.

But if they are just announcing that they are calling before they put the chip in idc, most of the time they are making sure the dealer knows they aren't trying to raise... ldo we all know that 1 chip constitutes a call.

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09-19-2012 , 06:12 PM

#1569

MississippiGary

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Originally Posted by B00M

Funny guy.... NOT!

Meh, I thought it was ok

nice 'Not' joke

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09-19-2012 , 07:18 PM

#1570

DopeFiend

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Originally Posted by Lord Sancocho

happens, people play poker where I play billiard all the time. there are screaming guys and stuff (huge 1c/2c blinds

)

HAHAHAHAHA

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09-20-2012 , 02:43 AM

#1571

Vegasboy

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Originally Posted by Busche1427

It's a 2/5. And they announce "call" before the chip hits the felt. If it was a green chip I would understand.

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09-21-2012 , 02:30 AM

#1572

jimbobwe00

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this is at the club not the casino but..

when all the weak tight passive morons at the club agree about how awful the best player in the game is. theyre seriously so bad that when that guy isn't around they talk about how good he runs and how he's just lucky. and if i ever mention that i think he's good they look at me like i must be crazy and that "i haven't seen what they've seen".. aka him isolating them preflop with weak holdings since theyre awful postflop and then him capitalizing on the equity that he flopped while they stack off with TPTK

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09-21-2012 , 04:58 AM

#1573

pukemonster

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When players start explaining to the donkey why his move was bad.

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09-21-2012 , 05:36 AM

#1574

Meluch

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Originally Posted by pukemonster

When players start explaining to the donkey why his move was bad.

This. If it's happening on my table, I tend to jump in with some bs like "he won the pot, so it obviously was a good move. stop berating him" just to make sure he will keep on calling 3bets with his "favourite hands"