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09-11-2012, 01:45 AM
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#1526
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grinder
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 591
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you
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Originally Posted by jimbobwe00
When I open for the 3rd time in 4 hands and some old douche exclaims "this kid just won't stop raising!" and throws in the call in a frustrated manner with 64o and the flop is obv 744 and it's obv the one time I actually have an overpair.
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lol this
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09-11-2012, 09:47 AM
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#1527
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veteran
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Like a snake. Very slow. Winning.
Posts: 2,157
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you
50 year old fat sweaty guys with a moustache flirting with female dealer/waitress even though they are obv not interested.
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09-11-2012, 11:09 AM
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#1528
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centurion
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Chicago
Posts: 174
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you
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Originally Posted by mp2012
People who buy in for the minimum. $50 at a 1/2 game, then play super nitty/tight...
If your only gonna play AA or KK then y would u only wanna have $50 in front of you and not $200...
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Lol@ the fact that this upsets you. This is a good thing.
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09-11-2012, 12:00 PM
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#1529
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banned
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: New Haven Ct
Posts: 4,434
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you
people who standup and go ONE TIME! thinking they are joe hachem
people who run laps around the table when they doubleup their 40$ 1/2 stack
people who have shades on and do almost anything.
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09-11-2012, 12:18 PM
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#1530
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grinder
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: 4 bet fold TT
Posts: 442
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you
Dre Beats
Hood up
Shades
£50 tournament.
The poker cliché.
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09-11-2012, 02:14 PM
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#1531
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banned
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Atlantic City
Posts: 286
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you
The reg in the Taj who plays 2/5 and takes his shoes off during a long session. Common bro. He also shows up with his dirtball girlfriend and she gives him backrubs while he has his shoes off.
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09-11-2012, 04:48 PM
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#1532
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grinder
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 599
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you
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Originally Posted by southern_sid
Dre Beats
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These seem to be the new sunglasses indoors.. I have seen a huge increase in regs wearing these.... Funniest thing is that for the most part it's 50+ year old grinders that might not have a clue who Dr. Dre is.... Owellz
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09-11-2012, 04:54 PM
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#1533
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journeyman
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Under the gun
Posts: 337
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you
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Originally Posted by southern_sid
Hood up
Shades
£50 tournament.
The poker cliché.
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09-11-2012, 05:10 PM
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#1534
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banned
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 579
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you
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Originally Posted by mp2012
People who buy in for the minimum. $50 at a 1/2 game, then play super nitty/tight...
If your only gonna play AA or KK then y would u only wanna have $50 in front of you and not $200...
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People that mix up "YOUR" and "YOU'RE".
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09-11-2012, 05:18 PM
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#1535
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banned
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 579
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you
At the Commerce in L.A., you'd play Pai Gow Poker without commission on your winnings but have to pay a $1 commission pre-hand per spot per chunks of $100 per spot. Obv the optimal way to play was to always bet multiples of $100, hence paying 1% commission.
This middle-aged welfare guy was playing the table minimum $10 while paying $1 commission every single hand. When he won he'd tip the dealer $1, effectively risking $11 to win $8 hand after hand!
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09-11-2012, 06:06 PM
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#1536
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adept
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: In the wind
Posts: 1,116
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you
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Originally Posted by slidey1
Funniest thing is that for the most part it's 50+ year old grinders that might not have a clue who Dr. Dre is.... Owellz
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Dre is nearly 50 himself and was more famous 20 years ago than he is now so those old timers probably know him better than your average 22 year old!
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09-11-2012, 06:48 PM
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#1537
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grinder
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Half a level ahead.
Posts: 561
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you
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Originally Posted by Reducto
Dre is nearly 50 himself and was more famous 20 years ago than he is now so those old timers probably know him better than your average 22 year old!
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sad but true.
I thought about buying dre beats... my research found:
- overpriced
- average quality
- basically people who have moved on from apple earbuds
I passed
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09-11-2012, 10:20 PM
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#1538
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journeyman
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 312
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you
I boil inside when I'm trapped between two fatties.
I f'n hate it when a guy's GF sits behind him for several hours on end (WTF? Tell the girl to get lost for a little while)
I f'n hate it when some fat, ugly, socially inept guy keeps referring to waitresses and other females as sweetie and honey.
I hate it when a 2 or more people from another country sit down and start bantering in a non-English language.
I hate it when there is a live donk at the table and I'm folding cold cards the whole time, and other people are winning his money.
I hate it when guys place chips/cards far away from the 3 feet tall Asian female dealer, who can't reach them.
All this stuff totally pisses me off and stresses me out.
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09-11-2012, 10:55 PM
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#1539
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banned
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 579
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you
People that frequently tip the dealer at the blackjack table while saying "Thank you for the 21 [or whatever]". This one Asian dude was probably down millions lifetime, he was playin 3 spots for several hundreds a spot and analysed every hand as if he was a brain surgeon. Staring around the cards, standing on 16 against dealer's 7, splitting 10's, etc. When he got blackjack he'd insta-say "thank youuuuu" in a submissive voice and tip away a green. He actually left with money with a "been a long work day" look on his face.
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09-12-2012, 09:47 AM
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#1540
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grinder
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: 4 bet fold TT
Posts: 442
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you
After a hand is played.
I should have called I had 9-4, i would have flopped 2 pair.
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09-12-2012, 10:09 AM
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#1541
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journeyman
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Under the gun
Posts: 337
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you
People who ask to rabbit peak the next cards every time annoy me hard.
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09-12-2012, 12:42 PM
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#1542
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Bringing you mediocrity since 1971
Posts: 4,681
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you
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Originally Posted by Vegasboy
At the Commerce in L.A., you'd play Pai Gow Poker without commission on your winnings but have to pay a $1 commission pre-hand per spot per chunks of $100 per spot. Obv the optimal way to play was to always bet multiples of $100, hence paying 1% commission.
This middle-aged welfare guy was playing the table minimum $10 while paying $1 commission every single hand. When he won he'd tip the dealer $1, effectively risking $11 to win $8 hand after hand!
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You don't get to be middle-aged welfare guy by demonstrating good reasoning and judgment.
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09-14-2012, 04:19 PM
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#1543
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enthusiast
Join Date: Sep 2012
Posts: 85
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you
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Originally Posted by yowhatsup
People that call the floor because I'm masterbating with my free hand.
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+1
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09-15-2012, 10:38 AM
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#1544
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enthusiast
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 76
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you
Quote:
Originally Posted by southern_sid
Dre Beats
Hood up
Shades
£50 tournament.
The poker cliché.
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300€ Dre Beats Studio
Hood up
Bicycle shades

20€ tournament
Even better if they have the shades on their forehead, and as soon as they see their hand, doesn't matter how much action is still before them, they pop them on and cover their mouth like Phil Helmuth.
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09-15-2012, 02:17 PM
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#1545
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banned
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 579
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you
Did I mention CO and BTN limpers, especially in cash games?
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09-15-2012, 06:41 PM
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#1546
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Indy
Posts: 6,289
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you
You don't like bad players at your table?
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09-15-2012, 07:50 PM
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#1547
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banned
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 579
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you
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Originally Posted by thrasher789
You don't like bad players at your table?
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Just how "bad" can someone be when you're putting in $5 to win back $8 3-way? ($1 rake, $1 BBJ).
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09-15-2012, 10:23 PM
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#1548
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newbie
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 47
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People who juss dont pay attention and slow the game down. This dude the other night was literally studying for his pilots exam at the table with his stack of papers and a tablet. Im running far away if i see this guy piloting a plane im bout to get on.
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09-15-2012, 10:51 PM
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#1549
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centurion
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 138
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you
when people say "i'm all in" but then don't put their chips in the middle, just sit there
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09-16-2012, 12:12 AM
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#1550
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banned
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 579
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you
When people say "call" before putting in their $5 limp.
When people reach for cards in a folding motion and then out of no where say "call" to your perfectly well executed bluff. They never have more than 3rd pair.
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