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Things people do in casinos that tilt you Things people do in casinos that tilt you

08-22-2012 , 05:36 AM
When you raise pre with AA/KK and get multiple callers in an inflated pot and lead out/ raise a donk bet, and when one of them folds and he/she announces "I have a good hand but I can't beat what you've got" , then the rest fold
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08-22-2012 , 05:39 AM
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Originally Posted by tobbe
I hate when people start ranging out loud to justify a call.
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08-22-2012 , 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by DcifrThs
i SERIOUSLY CANNOT believe this actually worked.

i used to play street hockey in front of the white house and wanted to demonstrate that very few people wore full or close to full padding. we played *HARD* and every 2-3 weeks i'd end up w/ stitches for something or other.

googled "white house hockey" and there's a ****ing perfect pic of what we used to do back in 2000-2004 before i left for gradschool. unreal:



im the guy w/ shirt off who is about to get really pissed or be very happy w/ the guy in the hat for taking that shot. he takes that shot and even way lower % shots instead of passing like its his day job. shoots WAY too often. doesn't stop me from giving him props when he scores but he deserves to be smacked sometimes for taking those damned shots. 4 years and he never learned...prob b/c of the pro below:

pro: he's a nasty shot and scores on those med-low% shots WAY more than would be expected (for others it is very low%. for him it is med-low%).

con: i'm f**king OPENED and sean could EASILY pass that through the defender's legs for an easy 1timer (def 90%+ goal if he rolls it through which he'd be able to do like 3/4 of the time...for reference he's like a 35-40% shot to score at that angle/position).

best guy out there is the guy in the yellow, george, who is AAA quality.

other 2 guys can't really play well (as you can see by their awkward standing) so there was a huge range of skillz. stilll AMAZED this came up in a google search. this was honestly the most enjoyable time in my life w/o a question.

Barron


PS- more info on the game: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...z4DY7-M-WttdID

that guy quoted dave is the blue shirt here


he didn't take it too seriously b/c he wasn't that good. seany, me, george and others treated this like life and death lolz sprinting non stop for like 2-3hrs on weds and saturdays every week during the summer.
Old post - but first time reading thread. Wondering if this was the same as the NHL breakout tourney that NHL used to host in front of whitehouse. Anyway, was on a team that took it down two years in a row.
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08-24-2012 , 11:58 PM
1) bad beat storys

2) people complaining and whining at the blackjack tables

3) old people randomly walking in front of you and stopping for no reason

4) cigarette smoke
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08-25-2012 , 01:28 AM
When you're about to enter a no-signal zone and people keep on talking on the phone after the conversation has been done with and you've told them that you will talk to them later. They take it as if you will talk to them later yes but don't seem to get that this conversation is over. "Ok I gotta go" - "Gotta go where?" - "I have to get off the phone" - "And do what?" .... FFFFFUUUUUUUU

People that go on and ignore/avoid you the moment you ask for a small favor. Why can't you just say no, it's not the end of the world!
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08-25-2012 , 04:31 AM
When im taking a piss in the urinal and the dudes mop hits me as hes cleaning the area, my god GTFO
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08-25-2012 , 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by CHRONICFEVER
When supernits stack the superfish(this annoys me the most)
Then cash out 10 hands later.
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08-25-2012 , 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by mrmixitup
Then cash out 10 hands later.
id be happy if that stayed 10 more.... usually the rack is out before they finish stacking the chips....
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08-26-2012 , 10:22 PM
3x raises at the cash tables. Twice already at my current session someone did that after 7 people limped.
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08-27-2012 , 01:43 PM
^ That same guy min raised pre 75% of the time he raised. One hand he reraises from $25 to $75 pre. Then bet $25 on the flop, got check-called.
Turn: $25 again, got check-raised, insta shoved, had aces, ran into a set. That made happy.

Last edited by Vegasboy; 08-27-2012 at 01:44 PM. Reason: Thank you auto correct for making me look like an idiot
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08-27-2012 , 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Vegasboy
^ That same guy min raised pre 75% of the time he raised. One hand he reraises from $25 to $75 pre. Then bet $25 on the flop, got check-called.
Turn: $25 again, got check-raised, insta shoved, had aces, ran into a set. That made happy.
This
when a fish bets the same amount on turn as he did on flop it's an instant mental fistpump shove for me, because he basically tells you he didn't improve

the minraising bit happened to me recently, 6 people limped and BTN decided to steal the pot, raising to 2BB
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08-27-2012 , 02:48 PM
Yesterday i was playing 1/2eur in my local casino and the table was full of mid aged to older guys and i was kind of running them over and showing them my cards to put them further on tilt and one of the guys could not take it anymore and went into a complete rage against me saying how i dont know who he was and that i should be proud of playing with him bla bla and i was like yeah i am very proud lol and just smiling with a younger guys at the table and he went mad and says lets go outside i will break your head lol. I was like wtf and did not want to push him even further cause he was soooo mad. Just this kind of behavior is so tilting how some people lose their minds when they are outplayed and i was not rude at any point , the guy just jumped at me because i was crushing him in every hand we were involved in. In that sense live games really suck if you have such ego maniacs at the table that are fish and know it and hate you for being better then they are and actually want to fight you because you beat them in poker. Just a stupid situation created by stupid sad people.
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08-27-2012 , 02:51 PM
When two guy are at a table that know each other / are friends, then one of them stacks me followed by them high fiving each other.
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08-27-2012 , 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by stevdoro
Yesterday i was playing 1/2eur in my local casino and the table was full of mid aged to older guys and i was kind of running them over and showing them my cards to put them further on tilt and one of the guys could not take it anymore and went into a complete rage against me saying how i dont know who he was and that i should be proud of playing with him bla bla and i was like yeah i am very proud lol and just smiling with a younger guys at the table and he went mad and says lets go outside i will break your head lol. I was like wtf and did not want to push him even further cause he was soooo mad. Just this kind of behavior is so tilting how some people lose their minds when they are outplayed and i was not rude at any point , the guy just jumped at me because i was crushing him in every hand we were involved in. In that sense live games really suck if you have such ego maniacs at the table that are fish and know it and hate you for being better then they are and actually want to fight you because you beat them in poker. Just a stupid situation created by stupid sad people.
Lol I'd call the floor security so ****ing quick, and I'd kick off until they kicked the ****head out.
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08-27-2012 , 08:10 PM
I rarely get pissed off while playing Live. I love playing live. But here are a few things that have pissed me off recently.

I was runnin a table with my buddy. You know we got signals and codes for runnin the game. I've got a decent stack.. My buddy has a decent stack (I'd say we both have about 200BB). He gets involved in a hand where he flops a set and another dude gets it all in with a fd. Other dude hits on the river. The Villian had my buddy covered (this was a deep game).

Some steve erkle fing jerk says nice hand buddy. Then looks at my buddy and says "Nice hand to you as well." Guy wasn't even involved in the hand.

My buddy just says "You don't ever say that to the loser" and walks off.

I didn't care about the guy who outdrew DC but I made sure to bust the other dude that made the comment. Took me about 4 hours. I will make sure to clean him out if I ever see him again.









I'll save the other story for later, but I don't like it when people make any comments about the way I play. Buddy you play your game and I'll play mine.
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08-27-2012 , 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by JCB1983
I'll save the other story for later, but I don't like it when people make any comments about the way I play. Buddy you play your game and I'll play mine.
Local donkament tonight, pretty deep. UTG limps, MP limps, CO raises, UTG jams, MP+CO fold. UTG shows kings, and the MP limper gets all aggressive on him, berating him about how bad it is to limp kings.
UTG is visibly shocked and asks MP if he has a problem with his limping.
MP stands up and yells YES I DO. DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME HAVING A PROBLEM? WE CAN TAKE THIS OUTSIDE

-wat
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08-27-2012 , 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by JCB1983
I was runnin a table with my buddy. You know we got signals and codes for runnin the game.
Here goes the smart angleshooter, grandson of a winner player, the guy who pulled out the greatest angleshoot in poker history, saying how awesome it is to cheat. You really deserve to get a beating, or a life.

What REALLY tilts me, besides cheating (which is worthy of capital punishment imho), is people stalling for one minute in every action, every street and every hand. They make s***ty faces, rub their heads, say "oh what should I do here" and then fold that 83o in the UTG. Arrrrgh it sucks.
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08-27-2012 , 10:46 PM
I just have to go back to seconding the whole "2 pair" and stalling at showdown repeatedly. I'm always assuming they mean they have top two pair or something and am ready to muck (i never do) before I realize their definition of 2 pair includes the pair that everyone already ****ing has on the board. And of course the whole "i have the queen"on a Q568J board and their opponent is like "yea me too" but wont flip their cards as if they are too ashamed to show it's Q2s or something.
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08-28-2012 , 12:18 AM
Most tilting thing hands down
'Sorry'
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08-28-2012 , 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted by AggroSquid
Most tilting thing hands down
'Sorry'
+1
125 million percent

Especially when it's from an obviously c-nt female who thinks she's a pro for trash talking their opponent.

Also, people that do things to aggravate other players for no reason. Just proves how scummy Poker players can be. This one elderly Asian dude, very nice guy, you wouldn't imagine him being a scum was sitting down at a table with my buddy and I was on the rail. It was a 4-way pot.

The board was something like A9888, his Villain bets and the Asian over-shoves the river. The Villain shows the Ace and folds. The Asian goes on laughing saying "I haiv the same ssing haha", "look...", he then looks at one card, looks at the other and shows the Ace. Being standing on the rail, I saw the other card was an 8 for quads. Seriously, what's the point in making your opponent feel bad trying to make him think he folded the chop? I couldn't help but to tell the players sitting on my side of the table what I saw and they in turn told the rest that I saw an 8. ****ing scumbags.

Last edited by Vegasboy; 08-28-2012 at 12:59 AM.
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08-28-2012 , 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Vegasboy
+1
125 million percent

Especially when it's from an obviously c-nt female who thinks she's a pro for trash talking their opponent.

Also, people that do things to aggravate other players for no reason. Just proves how scummy Poker players can be. This one elderly Asian dude, very nice guy, you wouldn't imagine him being a scum was sitting down at a table with my buddy and I was on the rail. It was a 4-way pot.

The board was something like A9888, his Villain bets and the Asian over-shoves the river. The Villain shows the Ace and folds. The Asian goes on laughing saying "I haiv the same ssing haha", "look...", he then looks at one card, looks at the other and shows the Ace. Being standing on the rail, I saw the other card was an 8 for quads. Seriously, what's the point in making your opponent feel bad trying to make him think he folded the chop? I couldn't help but to tell the players sitting on my side of the table what I saw and they in turn told the rest that I saw an 8. ****ing scumbags.
LOL you are easy to tilt, huh?
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08-28-2012 , 01:36 AM
Dear Leader never goes on tilt. He was born with an anti-tilt defense mechanism.
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08-28-2012 , 03:37 AM
when everyone at the table is SUPEr nice to the girl at the table, as if they have a chance to sleep with her or something? im talking overly the top nice always saying nice hand, and complementing her....

even funnier when the girl is butt ugly, but they do it anyway
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08-29-2012 , 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Mark275
when everyone at the table is SUPEr nice to the girl at the table, as if they have a chance to sleep with her or something? im talking overly the top nice always saying nice hand, and complementing her....

even funnier when the girl is butt ugly, but they do it anyway
how's that tilting? I just giggle in my head everytime the old regs are trying to compliment the girl at the table, even though they know that her boyfrend is sitting at the same table
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08-30-2012 , 02:10 PM
Verbally slow rolls that the tards don't even realize that they are doing it. From last night;

4 way flop, I have KJ.
Board runs out A25K8 with 3 hearts
Checked to the river, where PFR bets 20 into 65. Others fold, I call.

"Your hearts are good"
"I don't have hearts..."
"Oh, then your straight is good"
"Yeah, don't have that either..."
"Oh, we'll I have a set. I figured you hit hearts"
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