honestly the thing that tilts me the most is whenever someone at 1/2 or 2/5 tanks because literally 98% of the time they aren't thinking about anything.

I have played live poker for 10 years..and I play about 3x week now..I do not know how to shuffle chips, do any tricks with them or pretty much anything other than give them away or rake them in..I used to sort of hang my head in shame a little but recently after seeing players do a constant and loud chip shuffle while they are tanking about their move sort of tilted me a little..all eyes on them while we wait and they do their magic tricks..sort of obnoxious really..

but if I am to be completely honest I do kind of wish I knew how to do something with them that everyone at the table did not know how to do..

1. I can't stand it when dealers and floormen suck up to players they think are cool.

2. People who say they wear sunglasses for the lighting; cmon man unless there are tv cameras around the lighting is fine. Hate people who wear sunglasses at bars too

3. Anyone who responds about the sunglasses comment to say it really is for the lighting.

when i try to pay a hooker with a tournament chip from a poker tourney and beat up by her pimpdaddy.

Or floor men who side with regs over others. I'm looking at you France.

When I'm playing Pai Gow Poker for $300 a hand at a table where everyone is playing multiple spots for $100-200 a hand and I'm stuck a couple of G's and it's finally my turn to be the bank, every backs off or worst, they play the minimum, one spot. The reason? "I don't want to take your money". Bitch please. If I gave you my rack of black chips will you say no thank you? That's what I thought. They rather play against the house but won't play against other players banking on the 1.47% edge the house would have had.

When I see a car reverse three quarters of the way out of a parking spot (on a busy day when it's hard to find parking) only to see it go back in and then see the lights turn off. WHAT A SLOWROLL.

When the Pai Gow dealer puts QJ in the front and AT986 in the back then proceeds to stare at his cards for 25 seconds before realizing that A6 goes in front with the straight in the back, effectively crushing your KQ/AA---.

When someone raises in LP with a hand like 86o, bet/reraised and staked off on 632 for full stacks but folded away an obvious overpair when I had a set.

When people that are not in the hand talk about MY hand. EG: After I take a pot down uncontested on the flop, some smartass tells his neighbor "he had the ace, else he wouldn't do that". Worst thing is I had just turned my hand into a bluff and next time I really have it I won't be getting any action because of that smartass.

When the cashier at the grocery store insta picks up the telephone the moment she is done with the guy right before you.

When the cashier is waiting on the phone for a price check with the guy in front of me for a 5 cent differential. Bitch, I'll pay you the ****ing nickel to bag your **** and beat it, 15 people are waiting in line.

When gas stations or fast food restaurants refuse to take $100 bills. WTF? It is government issued notes and they should be illegal to refuse! I'm already pissed we don't have $1000 bills anymore.

When I forget to bring my juice box to the restaurant and end up paying $4 for a glass of Coke.

Traffic jams.

Missing an exit and ending up on a traffic congestion.

"Road Closed" signs 1/4 mile before the closing of the road without any exits before. What am I supposed to do, ****ing FLY over?

Pretty much any modern day music (Rihanna, Katy Perry and Selena Gomez are at the top of my list of crappy bull**** tilt-inducing music).

Someone at Foxwoods actually did that (and got away with it!).

Yea, happens all the time in my local casino

I love this. I was on a table at my local casino and a player started on the dodgy-ness of online poker after finding out through a conversation i was having with another reg that i play online for a living. Naturally i make some kind of comment supporting his theory and my friend and i go back and fourth saying all this **** that you hear from standard players that think online poker is a huge conspiracy. I thought we were making obvious jokes, but half the table was listening intently and believed i downloaded a program that i found on youtube that actually allowed me to see my opponents hole cards. I also had them convinced that the best way to withdraw money was to withdraw your whole bankroll before redepositing so that you get the "depositors luck" instead of the "withdraw luck" that they give u to ensure you put more money into your account.

Regarding your specific story, i obviously went with something along the lines of "If The site makes it so more people have strong hands then the pots get bigger and they make more money because of the rake". And continue to tell them some stupid theory of how to know when its a setup hand or just completely random.

Its so much fun trolling this ignorant guys.

Meh, it was a small game and the after the initial sarcasm went undetected i couldn't help myself but to see how far i could take it.

i only read first couple pages so dont know if already been mentioned... but wth at my local casino i play at these old phuk tards always phukin slow roll me and they are to old to put hands on so i just let it slide but inside it super tilts me! am angry as im writing this just thinking about the multiple occasions this has happened! e.g. (cant remeber exact hands due to a blockout feature ive installed due to multiple bad beats lol ) it would go something like this oh wait i do member one in a tourn. im utg + 1 (short on chips cuz its pretty deep blinds) but anyways i got bout 15 bbs... utg raises i shove with aks fold then this old bastard tanks (he has big stack) and calls. utg tank shoves. old shyt calls so utg flips his jj over (old dude is just sitting there waiting to see our hands) so i think ok im prob in a 3 way flip i turn my ak over. then this old POS taps his buddy next to him shows him his cards they chuckle and he tables AA! i look at him like wtf! then i say wtf r u slow rolling us 4! he says it wasnt my turn to show. man phuk him! but this happens on reg. basis by these old nits ... they think its cool!

People that type walls of text without any paragraphs, punctuations or ever capitalization.

I think restaurants charging $4-5 for a glass of drink is an insult to our intelligence and pride. Even amusement parks don't charge that much. Heck, even movie theaters will give you a tube full of soda for that price. I rather just pay a $5 cover charge to get in the restaurant. Seriously, I buy 2 liters for $2 tops.

There is this one restaurant that sells 2 steamed hot dogs for $1.29 and a small Pepsi for $2.99 + tax. WTF?

Haha, yeah, am I really reading this on 2+2 ?

So dont go to these restaurants if you feel that $5 for a glass of drink is too much.. Bringing your own drinks to restaurant is such a terrible etiquette. I'd really be ashamed of you if i were there with you.

Chill the **** out dude, I only do this at mall food courts and small restaurants. I'm already driving 5 km to the mall for some Lebanese food that I crave and pay $8 for the meal. I'd be dammed if I paid $2.50 + tax for a small bottle of juice when I can buy 24 of those for $3.99 at the supermarket.

ok cool thx 4 the advice only got one hand at this moment tho so ... go ahead and proceed to blow me and skip my post!

Lol it doesnt matter if you do it in a small local restaurant or in some 5* hotel... you just dont do that. It's like the least balla thing in the world. You're a disgrace to all men.

oh and lol at bringing ur own drink to restraunts. what a nit! also nits tilt me!

Why is it the least balla thing to do? You don't become a balla by giving away money to ripoffs. You becomes a balla by being financially savvy. If gas was $1.30 a liter but $1.25 a liter across the street, would you not go there? A few bucks saved here and there add up.

Save 1$ in juice at local lebanese restaurant
Then blow off several hundreds in juice to bookies

Makes total sense bro.

lol are you stupid bro? lol at "hundreds of dollars".

If I'm making a $10,000 wager with 5% juice, you probably see it as $500 (or $250 per $10K wagered as juice lost). I see it at an investment where I only need to be right more than 51.2% of the time to break even. It called gambling.

You'd call a shove with AK almost all the time knowing your odds are slightly <50% because of the dead money in the pot.

The $3 I'd be paying for a glass of liquid has to value whatsoever when I can get the same thing for chump change. If fact, I can open my own Lebanese restaurant and juices... with blackjack, and hookers!

5% of $10,000 = $500 = more than 1 hundred dollars = hundreds of dollars. No I'm not stupid. Keep making these bright investments and please make a thread about your life every week everyone loves them.

People resting their hands on the effing table so you can't see whether they have cards or not. Put a GD card protector chip on the cards and get you hands out of the GD way! WTF. Its 1/2NL, make if fun for all so we can all make a few bucks (or have fun losing $ for those that are there for entertainment).

this


****ing happened to me today, so incredibly annoying
also couldnt table select, live 500nl is dead