[ ] [X]
[x] [x]

lol this is wrong.

Fat guys that wear pee stained jogging pants and flip flops and breath like darth vador everyhand while drinking from a 100000oz 7-11 mug of pop!

[ ] winning player
[x] fish

I guess what tilts me the most is...

-People who buy in for the min.
-People who get down to 10bb and don't reload or rebuy
-People who try to talk strategy and evaluate everyhand with that just went down with you
-Fat guys with bad personal hygiene

Surely this is a level...

2/4 live? French people are weird

"I knew you had the Q (top pair) but I knew I was I going to hit 2 pair"

I knew you had "____________"

Maybe this thread had the possibility of being useful, but after reading like 5 pages I don't get it. Basically everyone hates everything that fish do while playing live. They should just ban them from the casinos AMIRITE? Figured people who have such a big edge over the mouthbreathers would grin and bear it when a potential donator does something annoying instead of letting it tilt you.

idk if its been said but ppl with no class. ppl who win and rub it in like a pos

The early levels of a live MTT and someone wins a flip and still only around average in chips with 99% of the field remaining, yet still feels the need to stand up, fist pump and go WOOOOOOO like rick flair. Usually they do this then look at the guy who they just sucked out on and go 'SORRY.'

Sit down, shut up, long way to go buddy

LOLing that this is wrong is wrong.

abbigs: I think you need to reiterate that you're talking about blackjack. Otherwise you're in for a unnecessary internet fight.

how long did it take you to conjure this hand up in your head there, tim dwane?

"That's exactly what I put you on!"
"I figured that's what you had"
"xxxxx, but I HAD to call"
After losing a pot "nice river" or "nice catch" as they roll their eyes LOL

I don'think this is a strategy thread so no need to explain my reads!

And you're totalli missing teh point but oh well..

I had 1010 on the button, guy in ep raises with kk...Folds and I elect to flat OTB.

Flop comes j10x with a suit... Guy ships like 5x pot and berates me for sucking out and telling me to "keep chasing that 2 out miracle"

This a good one!

So after putting him on top two on a dry board, you figure hey if the turn and river is perfect perfect there will be a 4 card straight out there and i can bluff him!

[ ] u are a winning player
[ ] hand ever happened

But to get back to topic, people(and i sure this has been mentioned before) who after every hand have to moan and whine how they folded that 7,3 preflop when the flop came 4,5,6..

People taking an hour to count out $35 in chips to call by counting one chip at a time, then folding....

meh I disagree, playing live poker is fun and I love hearing people whine and complain. The thing that tilts me at the casino is players who are up and keep taking walks and sitting out of hands.

Something that happened playing 5/5 in Queenstown.

Villain is what passes for a reg there, which basically means he would get crushed at 2NL online. He's nitty and somewhat weak postflop.

6/7 handed, villain raises to 25 from EP, I flat OTB with 99, BB flats as well.
Flop comes K7x r, checked to villain who bets 40-50ish into 80, I call, BB folds.

Turn 9, Villain bets out big, I don't remember exactly, but think it was 100 or 120.
He had not done this at all prior to this hand(had been playing cash for the last 2 nights or so) as he generally would cbet, c/f if miss, or c/c c/c if hit.

We both have about 500 behind at this point, I raise to 280, he shoves, I call.

He shows AK and says "I was hoping you would put me on that and fold on the flop."

I wear headphones so I don't have to hear the banter!!!

LMAO

havent laughed so hard in a while man wp...

reminds me so much of live players at my local casinos

^^
I hate this too. I run into these guys in the tournaments I play a lot, and their posturing eats up a lot of the 20 minute levels. I usually am playing $80 tourneys and they are pretending it's the WSOP ME.